Well, speaking of toilets :P Here's an old trick. You know on coaches, you can use the toilet for number 1s but not for number 2s? Well, with one totally sound coach driver one time, we played a trick on a guy called Trev. I went for a number 2 and the rest of the team waited until Trev had to use the toilet. Once he entered, 6 or 7 men leant against the door so he couldn't get out, while the coach driver found the nearest roundabout to circle for 5 minutes. Hilarity ensued :D Stank, he did!