Bubsa

See how stupidly easy it is to raise money for charity by making a smeg of yourself? :P

Good God Matt, that's quite brilliant!

I'm not from the UK obviously, so I was wondering are the 2 people the man beat, are they actually decent drivers, as it seems their well known from the audience. :? They're both old entertainers - typically mild mannered, but with a wicked British sense of humour. They're old fashioned men though, shall we say. Unfortunately, the very last one, Richard Whiteley, passed away around a year ago :(

Ha! Isn't that always the way? You fret and fret and fret and it never happens :P In any case, all the best for the folio and the later inspection!

Glad someone got it :P He comes and goes from tip.it - 'bout time he showed his face again I think!

And with that, there's no point in discussing with you anymore. Good day.

Touche :-k

There are different 'kinds' of blindness. Some will be able to see light, but not recognise shapes as it's all blurred or distorted, and others won't be able to see light at all, so if you shut your eyes, that's what they see. Like this blind man in Top Gear's resonably priced car

All you have to ask yourself is this question: Would you be happier being what they want and sacrifice yourself, or be what you want despite what others think? Pick what would make you happier and believe in it 100%. I know what I'd pick, and I think you know really what you prefer. Your job, in that case, is to make people accept who you are, not to be afraid of you, or judge you, but to accept you. That, I'm afraid, can only be done by the person themselves. Good luck.

Music and TV Boards. Hell, don't even bother posting it there. Not until you learn how to make a thread.

Swearing to yourself, using retarded as derogatory adjective and 'preparing a hack attack'... Oh, you poor victim :roll: Maybe you shouldn't act like such a juvenile delinquent, realise where some respect is due, conduct yourself in a proper manner and maybe, you wouldn't get yourself deeper in trouble.

Funny as Mr. Colbert is, he doesn't escape the trivial links thread, found here. Without it, we'd have 6-10 random one link threads everyday.

Come clean after you've lied to their faces? No, I don't think that would work somehow. :-k How is that lying, exactly? Attempting something you're not adept in, but trying nevertheless - than admitting to your own frailties if you don't succeed...good definition of lying there.

Wow, cool story, Hansel. That was kind of lame, doesn't even make sense, he's not whining... Whoosh.

What a pay out!

As a kid, I never really had a proper bed time. But at that age, I'd find it hard to stay up late anyway, if I kept on getting up early for school etc. In fact, I'm a bit like that now :P

I'll pretend I didn' read that and go back to shamefully enjoying Timbaland's new album, which I never thought I would, but can't stop myself from liking :

Ah, well that explains everything. #-o

Like you? tee hee Very true, but can I get paid millions as well pl0x?

Take 100,000 of it and give one note to everyone I saw on the street until that wedge had gone. The rest? Party like it's smegging 1999! :D

Probably doesn't apply, but when I went to my (first) Uni for the first time, I was unpacking, like everyone else, so I brought a bag of sweets and shared them around. Good ice-breaker.

Wow, cool story, Hansel. I'd try and fake it and if it all goes belly up, come clean and admit the difficulties. In such case, could you squish together something today highlighting the strengths that you have to present to them? Wouldn't have to be much, but something to show them nevertheless.

I started on a NES, so I don't really see the point in your arguement there.

Maybe he realised he's an unfunny, untalented, waste of space?