Everything posted by Jys
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How can i beat the dag mother
1. Go to the safe-spot (the stalagmites(?)), and put on any setup that gives magic att+, range att+, melee def+(don't need this one, since you won't be meleeing it), and range def+. Bring in the best of each elemental spell you can, the best bow you can (yew works well i think, but I used willow, since I died there the first time with my yew comp bow :x.), mith or better arrows, and an elemental staff (air is the best here.) Go the the stalagmite(?) and start maging/ranging here, whatever her color is, and don't bother about meleeing her, unless you can do a dds special, then when you can melee her, do a spec or two then hide. After awhile, you should win. I'll get a pic very soon, so I'll be editing this soon.
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for doing the :roll: emote twice in your post.
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The Time Machine
That teeny tiny bug you squashed? That was one day to become your great, great, great, great, great, great ect......... grandma, and since you squashed it, you disappear. *Goes back to earlier today to tell myself an answer to a math problem during mathcounts which the judges made me stopd right before I was done with it, :x .
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
You find out that it means that, when you go to Japan on your "relaxing vacation," You get sliced up, so it's not so relaxing, but then you forgot what I just told you. : I wish all leet-speakers would start talking english already. :x . Leet-speak get's to confusing.
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i need help to find Zamorakian mage
Don't forget the wizard in the basement of wizards tower.
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What Pray Book did you pick and why
Guthix because: 1.Guthix rules. 2.It's green. 3.There was no blue book, and blue's my favorite color. :cry: 4.It's balanced on both att and def. 5.Cheapest pages. 6.Oh, and did i mention that GUTHIX RULES!
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Rating Avatars Game
7/10, don't like what helm you put on, but still like the concept. p.s. The text reads: jys072595, the master of shake & bake. p.s.s If your don't understand it, then watch part of "Talladaga Nights, The Ballet Of Ricky Bobby," you'll find it injoyable, and find out what my avvy means. :wink:
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Badly pronounce the above user's name!
mat-on-you-206410
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for not replying to the "rate my avatar," and that you aren't on your nemisis(sp?) list on your pokemon page.
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'The Magical Keypad' Game
The button and the card mix, forming a holy demon that incinarates(sp?) you. *inserts card with picture of a monkey on it, and press button with a picture on that starter pokemon in pokemon diamond and pearl with it's behind of fire.*
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
banned for mis-spelling percent
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, the articles get deleted, and all of your pokemon nemisises(sp?) now become your friends because when the articles got deleted, you were sent to a parallel universe *cough* 4th dimention *cough*. I wish that I had pokemon diamond and pearl already. My manaphy egg is getting lonely in my pokemon ranger game, and I want to to be with the 3rd generaltion pokemon. :cry:
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Bannd cause I want too.
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Rate the song
0/10, never heard it. Very melon by the makers of Zatch Bell!!!! :lol:
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but then the page get's destroyed, and all the information on it with it. I wish that someone would rate my avvy in the "rate the persons avatar," or something like that.
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for liking pokemon, even though I like it too.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, the world is ruled by gorrillas, and they need a sacrafice to the gods, so they choose you. :lol: I wish that I had a time machine that could take me back 1 minute ago!
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for saying to much about flying ninja(or whatever) cows!
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chienese whispers!!!
Kiss the frog and put your bloody grass up.
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TEH Person Under Me
I meant happy! :x And no, I hate leet speak, unless it's some of these : u, r, ppl, thx, yw, jw, jk, lol, or np. :P TPUM likes cheese!
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for banning so many people on this thread.
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How famous are you on tip.it? (Over 10k posts)
Don't ever, EVER! Post pi again *shivers*. And to the person above me, 9/10, I've seen you alot, but only on the games forums, lol. :P
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Rating Avatars Game
8/10, liking the avvy. :wink:
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'The Magical Keypad' Game
A blastoise comes out and uses hydro cannon(from pokemon emerald) on you, =). and don't call me a pokemon hater, I, for one, love pokemon. *slides in pokemon master card stating I have all the pokemon catchable in the current gameswhich i don't........ and presses button with a squirtle on it.*
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TEH Person Under Me
No I am not! TPUM is gay.(Not the kind your thinking of [wagons]!)