Goonstalf

Real men watch the shopping channel.

unce unce

Yes!

Yes. Hey Who, guess what.

I understand.

You get a deadly gas. *Inserts a lucky penny.*

Granted, your shenanigans get you banned from Tif. I wish I worked tomorrow.

You best be playing dem games on the original Gameboy Color. None of this Heart Derp and Soul Herp crap.

Blew up my headphones and shot the cat again.

2.

This topic is hungry for additional posts.

I like my women like I like my Missile Defense System: being able to shoot down missiles in mid-flight. McDonald's.

/\ Probably correct. < Spends too much time at the computer and knows it. \/ KNOWS IT.

I let the air out of the wall's car tires. 84 HP.

Real men steal their home manicure kits.

fgsfds Would you rather play Portal 2, or S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2?

wuts forge

I think you guys are looking for this thread.

-101. I'm not sure I wanna get in on this. Counting in the negatives is for weird-o's.

Banned because disrespect is not a deity.

3. Do you own your own computer? Yup, the laptop I'm posting on now.

Just bought the Star Wars Collection for 1/2 price on Steam. Word. EDIT: nvm

Banned for Jesus.

Yup. Do you like striped sweaters? Yeah, I wish I had one.