Stewie_Griffen

This guy loses any and all credibility by saying 'Think of the poor 10-year-old who gets betrayed by his friend and his whole family quits, are people who aren't even teenagers needing this education, can I actually read that people need to be 13+ to play this game before writing an article...' Wait, reading part 2 now. So they are aware of it. Hmm.

The almighty Noobhammer. +670 to Crush and +500 to strength, no other bonuses. The catch? It has no crushing styles, just slash. Which has -1000 attack bonus.

I looted a Skeletal Top and a Glory Ammy (1) from a noob who died at Ankou.

I've played that game. Horrible community, so many begging noobs, pointless minigames, hardly any quests...

Someone died at Ankou and dropped a lot of good stuff. I was the first person to see it so I picked up a Skele Top and a Glory. Unfortunately, I missed the Rune Boots, Rockshell Legs, and Wealth. But I got a shark and all their Blood Runes. \ So pretty much, I pick and choose what fits in my inventory then make room for the rest.

Here's what I'd ask Zezima: That time you were in the Wilderness recently, did you take my suggestion to lure the big pile of followers by the Chaos Elemental? Or were those dozens of bones always there?

Hehe, Jagex responses sure are funny with the April Fool's Day censor. 'pl0x read teh knowledge base if you would liek more responses for your questions.' Glad to hear about this, I've heard a lot of things about the lurers there.

I'd say the Bashing Things with a Stick Harder skill and the Underpowered Wooden Projectiles skills are both very interesting. \

Pretty good. Get prayer and mage up though. 7/10.

Just plain Oddment. I hate the 1. The 1 is there because some unranked F2P who probably quit has the name. Interesting facts: The name 'God' is ranked.

Phree santa hat plox. :-w Very nice. Sad about your bank though, but you have a lot of cash there. Selling some of those eggs and santas could get you back your white hat. 10/10.

Noooo! Runescape just lost a very good player... Good luck IRL. And nice stats/bank. 10/10.

I saw you at Barrows! :-w Good luck. What do you plan for after 70 prayer and construction?

Get members, 60 Defense, Dragon, and run around the wilderness watching as people follow you and can't attack. \ Good luck though.

Hey, now I figured out where my luck at Barrows went. You stole it! :notalk: =P Nice setup for Barrows, I might try it. Keep up the items!

99 Runecrafting? *searches desk for Advice* Yeah. Consult your doctor before attempting 99 Runecrafting. 99 Runecrafting may include side effects, such as being PKed by noobs, extreme boredom, and slow exp. :wall: But, good luck. I've always wanted to see someone get 99 Runecrafting.

99 RUNECRAFTING!? You will be a shell of your former self when you're done. You'll faint at the sight of a pouch, cringe at a piece of Pure Essence, and sit in Falador in the corner going 'Abyss abyss abyss abyss abyss abyss...' But good luck. :P

I have some tips. You probably won't like them, but it's worth a shot. First off, 60 attack. I know you said you didn't want to get it above 40...but PKing anything besides other pures and noobs with a Rune Scimmy is a pain...unless you're in F2P but there goes lots of potential profit from loot. 52 Prayer for Smite. You may think it's bad that this would bring combat up, but hear me out. At a lower level, people rarely bring good things. Higher levels will walk into the wilderness in Full Rune, Zerker, and a Whip and not worry about it. Smited whips > slightly lower combat. You're a pure, so there's no problem with defense. Out of personal preference I'd go for 45 defense to get ahold of Rune Defenders, Zerker Helms, and Fighter Torsos, but that would result in much higher combat which you probably don't want. But right now, 8.5/10. It has some potential.

You should get a Costume Room, clear up some of the stuff in your bank. But very nice stats for 2 years, 8/10.

I joined through Miniclip, and I don't really consider myself an annoying noob. *pokes some rich staker and begs for partyhats*

Is that even a word?? :-k Barrack Obama? :-w I agree with this topic. It's annoying to hear people say 'You're a god dern whippersnapper! Back in my day, we killed Hill Giants with Rune 2h! And everyone was nice, gave free stuff, and was polite! Now all you new-age punks with your fancy iPods and video games come in and it's ruined!' Well, along those lines.

Patients? They're merchants, not doctors. :XD:

If people want to stand around in one area saying the same thing, getting offered noob offers, being called 'noob merchant' (how do you merchant noobs?), being falsely reported for botting, and end up with around twice as much as they had before, they can go do that. I'll go to Barrows, and even if I don't get anything I'll have fun.

If it is based off that show, it wouldn't be the first time. ~Sq'irk my ride~

[x] Became a Member Quests [x] Barrows Gloves [x] Ancient Spells Unlocked [x] Lunar Spells unlocked [x] Been inside the Death Altar before [x] 100+ Tears in Tears of Guthix [ ] All Quests Completed Champion Challenges [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [imp] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Goblins] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [skeletons] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Zombies] [x] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Giants] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Hobgoblins] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Ghouls] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Earth Warriors] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Jogres] [ ] Obtained a Champion Challenge Scroll [Demons] [ ] Defeated The Champion of Champions Mini-Games [ ] Pharoahs Sceptre from Pyramid Plunder [x] Guthan Spear from Barrows Minigame (<3 spear) [ ] Phasmatys Flag from Trouble Brewing [ ] Fight Caves Completed [ ] 4000 Chompy kills [x] Finished the Rogues Den Maze [ ] Any Void Knight Piece of Clothing/Guthix Mace [ ] Gold Castle Wars Armor Piece [ ] Robin Hood Hat from Treasure Trails [ ] Manta Ray from Trawler [ ] Sea Turtle from Trawler [ ] Maximum Mage Training Arena Points [Orangish Hat] [x] Completed Stronghold of Security [ ] Won a game of Fight Pits with 20+ people [ ] Bones to Peaches Unlocked [x] Completed Mage Arena with at least one god spell Guilds [x] Mining Guild Access [x] Legends Guild Access [x] Fishing Guild Access [x] Champions Guild Access [x] Warriors Guild Access [x] Heroes Guild Access [x] Rangers Guild Access [x] Magic Guild Access [x] Cooking Guild Access [x] Crafting Guild Access [x] Prayer Guild Access [x] Rune Defender [ ] Perfect Score in Rangers Guild Minigame Monster Drops [ ] Dragon Chain from Kalphite Queen/Dust Devils [ ] D2H from Chaos Elemental [ ] Dragon Axe from Dagganoth Kings [ ] Warrior Ring from Dagganoth Rex [ ] Beserker Ring from Dagganoth Rex [ ] Mud staff from Dagganoth Prime [ ] Seers Ring from Dagganoth Prime [ ] Seercull from Dagganoth Supreme [ ] Archers Ring from Dagganoth Supreme [ ] Dragon Shield Left Half Drop [ ] Abyssal Whip Drop from Abyssal Demons [ ] Dragon Legs/Skirt from Metal Dragons Games Room [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runelink [ ] 1500+ Rating in Draughts [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runeversi [ ] 1500+ Rating in Runesquares Player-Owned Houses [ ] Sat on a demonic throne [ ] Got trapped in a Greater Magic Cage [x] Used a Scrying Pool [ ] Mounted Fish from fishing [ ] Mounted Head from any monster Moderators [x] Seen a Jagex Mod [ ] Became A Player Moderator [ ] Been muted by a player mod Random Events [ ] Full Mime [ ] Full Camo [ ] Full Zombie [x] Full Lederhosen [ ] Spirit Seed [ ] Any Bird Egg Skill Related [ ] Top 10k in every skill [ ] 100+ Combat [ ] 126 Combat [ ] 200m xp in a skill [ ] 99 in one skill Seasonal Items, Retired or not [ ] Own/Owned a Party Hat [ ] Own a Scythe [ ] Own a Rubber Chicken [ ] Own a Yo-yo Miscellanious [x] Unlocked Dragonstone Chest in Taverly [ ] 180k Crystal Bows [ ] Burned a Fiyr Shade [ ] Obtained a Wiley/Lazy Cat [x] Finished the Lava Maze [ ] White Knight Master [1600 kills] [x] Obtained Skull Sceptre [ ] Own a pair of bunny ears [x] Every Monkey Greegree [ ] 2.1B cash [ ] Own all three completed prayer books [ ] All Musics Unlocked [ ] All Emotes Unlocked And a few personal ones... [x] Held up a Falador Bank (with Fixed Device and White Firelighters) [x] Was at World 111 Massacre (onoez! dur33l tooked mi partee hahts! jk)