silver_wits

torture. I need all my limbs. Would you rather be paralized from the neck down, or be forced to endure watching someone castrate you without painkillers? :thumbsup:

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a dementor. TPUM thinks that I am demented. :mellow:

BANNED FOR LYING YESTERDAY ABOUT NOT RETURNING HERE TODAY! :ohnoes:

/\incorrect >has eyes on the back of her head. \/believes me.

incorrect. my ear is itching though.. TPUM can put his ankle behind his neck.

Banned for knowing more about torturing people than the average person.

*smirks at Death for promoting manly love between forum members*

granted. it's poisoned. I wish that the cat would stop this infernal purring!

gorilla. Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a very upset gorilla, or a man eating lion?

Pro: doesn't have breasts. Con: is still hotter than normal girls... that hot hot girl called Death7755... [don't believe me? look at his avatar]

granted. however it's inedible because the herring is raw. I wish for kitty to purr more...

*Kitty starts purring, so I pet her and call her a good cat*

Granted. however it's useless. I wish I had a knife. a really sharp one too!

Kitty starts miawing loudly, so Silver Wits turns around to look at her. when she turns back to look at Death "sexually harrassing" Psycho Robot, she see's this:[spoiler= vaguely disturbing image dont click and dont say I didnt warn you!!!]

Likes Haruhi..

Granted. however, an evil kitty climbs the tree, eats the tuna, then lands, claws first on your face. your skin gets ripped off and you're scalped as well. I wish that death wasn't hurt by me granting his wish...

*eats the potato salad and forgets why she was glaring at the watermelon*

Wants to have a limb broken.... <3:

I guess puke? Would you rather the old forums or the new forums? :twisted:

Pro: it's cute and not an image.. ☆☆☆☆ Con: I have no idea how to di it. ignorance.

:shame: what elder smilies? TPUM thinks that people on these forums are obsessed with their stalfs..

/\correct >Thinks that backwards typing is old... and the upsidedown text is the next big thing. \/doesn't necessarily agree with me.

Banned for thinking stuttering is cool...

*glares at death for making it seem as if there;s something kept secret*

Granted. killerred005 is my shiny new hamster. :twisted: I wish that people wouldn't automatically assume I want a boyfriend... :unsure: