andufusthebronze

First off, your signature has the quote "why are you so surprised I came back?" in it, and that made me laugh due to the topic. Secondly, this is actually an interesting question. The most interesting answer, I think anyway, is actually the Muslim answer: that Jesus (who is not the son of God but merely a prophet) will return to the earth upon the eruption of a war between muslims and non-muslims (which arguably, we already have - though it's hard to argue) and that Jesus will fight on behalf of the Muslims, bringing with him a terrible beast to destroy the non-believers. I think that, if Jesus were to really return to this earth without slaughtering us all, he'd have a very difficult time of convincing us it was him. There is a quote somewhere in the bible of him saying 'I am not a show magician' or something similar, so I think he'd refuse to do so and therefore be labelled a "looney".

If it gets too bad, there's always a court order. My friend had to get one because this gay guy kept stalking him. Yeah, I've considered it. He attempted to confront me today by following me half of the way home. He said we needed to talk and I said I didn't want to, he asked why and I explained that he had a way of making me feel very uncomfortable. He said that he'd try to stop and I said it wasn't the first time we'd talked about it and he said SO THATS IT THEN and stormed off. I didn't intend to hurt his feelings, but he has to get the message somehow. :?

Secret/confession: not really sure which; but I have a stalker. I hate him but I can't escape him. It's recently got worse and I genuinely don't know how to deal with it. I've asked him to back off and he hasn't. I don't want to hurt his feelings but I can't stop him coming up to me every day. I've told a few teachers that keep us apart, but he tried to follow me home today. The worst part is, I'm scared instead of outraged. Confession: I bought something worth £20 for my brother's birthday. I bought something worth £30 for a teacher that I'm fairly sure I'm in love with. We get each other birthday gifts but we usually spend a max of £5. This year he got me a book and last year I got him an autograph from a comedian he likes (I happened to bump into him).

No problem with going off topic once in a while, eh? We've always been pretty close and we've always hugged and stuff, so when he came round for a sleep over it wasn't a big thing for he & I to share a mattress. (We were still clothed though). The lights went out and we kept talking and basically we both kept leaning in closer and closer, like a millimetre a minute (so it took ages), but eventually we were practically kissing so I just took the chance and he kissed back. We "played around" a bit and I just asked. Everyone gets rejected, it's all about taking a leap of faith. Is your friend a good enough friend that if he rejects you, it won't be awkward? This is a little off topic, but how did you two start dating? As of right now, I'm kind of interested in one of my friends, but he's straight. I've been asking around for advice, but I really haven't gotten any answers. Someone speaking from experience would definitely help. This is a little off topic, but how did you two start dating? As of right now, I'm kind of interested in one of my friends, but he's straight. I've been asking around for advice, but I really haven't gotten any answers. Someone speaking from experience would definitely help. I think it's different because your friend is (confirmed) straight, whereas his best friend was unsure of his sexuality and only realised his was straight after they started dating. Back off topic a second; no-one really knows without experimenting, do they? Merged posts. ~meol

Confession: I've started to watch Queer As Folk, but only when no-one else is at home. I don't know why I'm so ashamed of it - I'm "out" to my family, but I don't want them to know that I watch a gay soap-opera. I mean, I watched Torchwood openly but for some reason, it's not quite the same thing. Secret: It's hardly a secret that I'm bi, but it is a secret that I dated my best friend for three weeks before he realized he was straight. :/ Regret: I wish I had more will power. I have an addictive personality and my addiction to diet coke is ruining my teeth.

Yeah, sounds good. Can't believe I had to be told that, haha. Thanks, I'll give it a shot :)

I sorta miss it, is the thing. Just when I went on earlier I was like hmm and just signed out. :?

Hey all. I'm quite an old player... Last time I logged on was to get the easter event, and I did quite a lot of stuff but only stayed for about a week. My question is, is it worth coming back to the game? If so, why? If so, why not?

Buy all skills to 99 that I could and if I had anything left over I'd work that out when I got to it :wink:

Won't time it because I won't get anywhere near as good as others. Are we allowed to take bronze picks/wc axes and shizzle from the skill instructors?

Wait so what is it about pets that changed?

1. I'm left handed 2. People trust me a lot and I've never found out what makes me so "trustworthy". 3. If someone asked me to define myself I'd probably just smile and ask why, because I wouldn't know what to say. 4. I doubt many people will actually read this 5. I get emotionally attached to all the wrong people 6. I decided to do 6. :P

yay 4 orange!

Nothing in particular sets it off. I usually use low detail in small screen

*Steals rum* :twss:

Opera? Is that like an internet browser?

I've had this problem for bloody ages, I actually quit for quite a long time over it, it got so annoying. But I came back and had forgotten about it until it just happened again. The window just randomly closes, and I have no idea what sets it off. But the actual RS part of the window occasionally flashes white or moves like three centimetres to the left for about half a second. It does it on everything I've tried... Swiftkit. Internet Explorer. RS client from JaGEx Firefox. However, I have about three computers, and it only does it on one of them. However, it's the one I use most, and is the one that's mostly accessible to me. Does anyone know what it could be? :?

I'll hopefully be there. :D

I have loads of crappy clothes at the moment, but I can't really afford to go out and get good ones. I have one pair of amazing jeans that I wear quite a lot, some brown three quater lengths that are good and then a couple of good t-shirts and polo's but other than that most of my clothes are hand me downs. =/

It's sad to see you go man. I didn't post much but I read a lot of your stuff, it was great. :

Ah the verse train. I believe we had a conversation about it only recently. :wink: Look, he said. Look that way, where the land meets the sea. Look that way, where the sun greets the waves. Look that way, to the end of the earth... Can't you see? He asked. As the sun shut it's eyes, And the moon shone it's light, I heard the earth singing it's song...

I meant commander awesome. >_< I mis-typed. Sorry guy. BEING COMMANDER AWESOME - Never as easy as it seems General Awesome is an ex-army general who got kicked out for telling people that a nuclear weapon was about to go off in the middle of their camp, causing major panic. His defence was it was funny His brother was the more successful Commander awesome, someone who wasnt too military and was a major celebrity in the city. However, with Commander Awesome having an unfortunate accident, he left quite a bit of his money to his dear brother. General takes this as an opportunity, and decides to try and fool people that he is his brother, as no-one else knows that he is dead. Other than Stacey, the wife, oh and the bear that mauled him to death. Stacey doesnt mind helping General out, seeing as they used to be friends. The bear has somehow learned English and makes several attempts to ruin it for General. How the bear manages to get into the offices and lounges of the city celebrities is never explained. PILOT EPISODE - "Humble" Beginnings I'm not too keen on it, but it was my first idea. I might think of another one if you don't like it. First panel: General Awesome is standing alone in a crappy apartment with a letter in his hand with scribbles all over it. Second panel: General has his wallet out but he is slightly sad. Third panel: General awesome is holding up the piece of paper, and the number 300,000 is on a piece of paper and he is grinning. Fourth panel: General Awesome has a thought bubble showing him rolling around in piles of money

Ff you could say what the "General Awesome" is, I'd give it my best shot.

I'm totally jealous of your awesome writing skills. Shattered Sky is actually amazing. :)