Psycho_Robot

Banned for... ah screw it I can' think of a reason

Banned for being a cr00b.

oh god :D Question: You didn't notice the System Update bar, and when you had the drop, you didn't decide to get the hell out and dodge? I suspect its fake to be honest :?

^ Fixin' for disappointment < Was waiting for that! v Not amused (i.e. a SQUARE!)

Precisely the kind of updates I hoped to see when Jagex said this would be the year of upgrades! Still I was slightly disappointed to see that there was no Achievement Diary out today :-#

^ Full of lies and slander! < Probably should have said "libel" instead of "slander" v Going to lose The Game

Banned for that pun #-o

Clean it! Shiny things... =P~

Me > you ? banned P.S. only kidding about the crewbie stuff, them guys are awesome :P

Chuck Norris has won The Game twice. P.S. You all just lost The Game.

Editorial Panel Member > Tip.It Crew ? banned.

"You're lots of fun honeybun" = EPIC :thumbup:

WC Level (Psycho Robot) > WC Level (wcingisgood) ? banned

Be the cause of it. A smoldering pile of mechanical parts, chunks of flesh, and wires

Warning: Extreme temperature detected. System Failure. Attempting reboot... Reboot failed. Attempting system restore... System restore failed. Hard drive critically damaged. Self destruct sequence initiated. Have a nice day. A Psycho Robot about to intentionally overheat its core reactor.

I fear a lawsuit so I dare not reach in there.... and instead I run away... with the REAL cheese! Bear with me because this gets kind of confusing. You see, a thousand years in the future, this War of the Cheese still raged on. Fed up with this, the Association of Cheese Extraction (ACE) created me, a Psycho Robot who would go back in time, to before the war even started. It was my mission to steal the real cheese and hide it in a hole in the ground where it would stay until ACE could dig it up thousands of years from now. Unfortunately, because I had hidden the real cheese, there was never a War of the Cheese, and ACE was never founded. This paradox threatened to tear the universe to shreds, so activating my Emergency Paradox Correction Unit, I went back to exactly 1 hour before the first I arrived from my initial trip and hid from myself (because meeting yourself creates an infinite paradox time loop). After the first I hid the cheese, the second I produced a fake cheese that would be the source of the War of the Cheese. This fake cheese is what everyone has been fighting over, and by digging that hole you unearthed the real cheese. The first I immediately realize that the cheese is the genuine cheese, and absconds with it. In case you're wondering, the second I ceased to exist the minute the second I planted the fake cheese, because this fixed paradox that the second I went back in time to correct.

Banned for being too much of a wuss to pull the trigger!

Everyone knows the pen is mightier than the trident/pitchfork, so I easily best you with my editorial prowess.

I wear a protective Anti-Poke armor, then pull out my own poking instrument, a Trident. I hurl it at you and stab you through all 3 of your hearts.

Reboot it. Its programming will reset. Initializing. Please wait...

Banned for going easy on him ;)

Use it to correctly spell and look up the word "Floccinaucinihilipilification" Hypno-Toad!

I see the dust on the ground where the cheese once was, and your footprints leading away from it. I follow them and find your bed, which I loot and then I escape.

Buying 3 green dragonhides, crafting them into a body, then alching it yields a 900 gp loss if I buy tanned, and a 528 gp loss if I buy untanned. Right now I'm strongly considering buying gold bars (which are 180 gp ea on the GE) then crafting them into gold bracelets (which alch for 330 gp ea), for a profit of 150 gp per nat, while earning some much appreciated crafting xp along the way

Thanks everyone for your input so far