dragoonson

OOC:What do you guys think of a kind of "flip-side" of Zombea?Like we're the undead,and we're trying to get into this survivor colony...If you guys don't mind,I'll get a quick run-up of the first post and send it by Falcon...

They hit through teleblock?Gee don't everything?

I get that too,just with worse English.Imagine a gangster coming up to you and he's younger than you...He says "Eh your eye what happen!?" I feel like punching his eye and asking that. Oh yay some one gets that reference!

I agree,though I don't have a level high enough for people not to expect.By the way they go "Fish lvl?",sometimes without the question mark and expect you to understand... I just don't understand why its ok for a 50~ to have 99 strength but not ok for him to have 80~ fishing...

Which game? I used to get paid to moderate "Ragnarok" Didn't think that was great,though I did make lots of girl characters :lol: .My friends are making this "Gaydom"...Totally fun to watch lol,and the classes rock.My character is the master of the gatherer class,and they're kinda cool.Name is kinda obscene though,Master Baiters... Personally,I'm making a killing,I'm winning back that $50 I lost in that Euro Cup...By doing other bets,like that one with dog food.Oh now the disgusting food we are trying to feed him is frog leg and bull penis soup.Worst thing I have ever tasted (Yes,I've eaten it) and it gets better-Mom's cooking it :lol:

How on earth are you doing that? :P Lots and lots of barbeque sauce. Are you kidding?Magnum is easy to love!Especially with that new comercial,heh heh. Oh,the dog food?I'm making it a fine powder to sprinkle over some of his food...He's on this "disgusting food" bet,to identify disgusting food.I lol'd when he did raw cockles,he puked like hell. Oh now getting ready for school.7 in the frikking morning #-o

OOC:That won't work,the zombies...kinda eat your head.Our best shot at survival would be find a roof thats partially covered.You know what I mean?Like its sheltered on one half,and the other half would be open air,for fresh air...(bel prince...)

OOC: #-o .I really suggest keeping the prison.Its walled,and there's usually what?1-2 entrances,with some towers where we can mount snipes.PLUS I don't have to dig out the landmine,and carry Hawks...

OOC:Whats at the home depot,anyway?How defendable is it?I mean would I have to dig out the landmine or something,or does it have its own security? Hmm its probably dawn right?Would you say more dark than light?Anyway Falcon had that funeral right?

Is not the abyssal everyone hates.Right?

I dunno,thought it would be nice.I'm trying to think of an equally annoying artist to replace him though,the July fourth things are no more. Yeah,I was thinking of putting her there too,but meh,unoriginal.

Loving Magnum ice cream and trying to make dog food look appetizing to my friend.Ask,go ahead,really.

OOC:Like,microwave for the microwavable food? Oh,we'll be needing more Red Bull soon,Vladmir loves it. Actually,nevermind I'll get those tomorrow (game tomorrow) along with my dear Vodka.

Hmm yeah,my mom tends to say how cute babies are,and I'd point out they all look the same to me. :lol: Dom's cute though,make no mistake.

--- Azriel Thanatos sat at a fancy restaurant.His date had been in the bathroom for 15 minutes now,and he was begining to think she had deserted him.Sighing,he gave her another 15 minutes and took out his iPod.Scrolling through his awesome collection of Death Metal,he realised it wasn't all too awesome any more. "What the hell!"He shouted out,causing all the patrons to turn and look,save one.Most of his songs had disappeared,except for: AFI-Miss Murder Arch Enemy-Dead Bury Their Dead Arch Enemy-Nemesis Blue Oyster Cult-Don't Fear the Reaper Children of Bodom-Touch Like An Angel of Death Children of Bodom-Mask of Sanity In Flames-Take This Life Rick Astley-Hello,Azriel Rush-The Weapon Slayer-Angel of Death Slayer-Raining Blood Slash's Snakepit-Serial Killer The Black Dahlia Murder-Deathmask Divine Wait,he never had a Rick Astley song,especially not Hello Azriel...Curios,he scrolled to it and played it. "Ah,Azriel."A creepy voice,unlike any of the deathgrowls or screams his favorite bands had used."Cat of Gargamel,foe of the smurfs?Or was it the angel of death,in charge of seperating body and soul?I have a challenge for you." Azriel twitched the corner of his mouth,that was creepy.The voice continued,and he took note this time."I have with me the love of your life.Thats right,the little girlfriend of yours you bought a ring for."Azriel fell out of his chair,how could the voice know that? "I will free her,and she will love you,on one condition.There is a prison,as you know on the Eastern side of this country,its Changi Prison is it not?I want you to kill all the wardens and the in-mates in the courtyard.I have a few guns in a warehouse by the dock.Its number...four. Today is the third of July,you have until tomorrow night to plan and execute the mission or I will personally kill your little Jen." Azriel gulped,but in his mind he had already agreed.He had been about to propose,he had the ring in his pocket.He stood up from the floor,having forgotten to sit back upon his chair,and ran all the way home.He changed out of the formal wear,and into more spy-like gear.Heading to the dock,he found the ware house and opened the door,unlocked. Entering,he tripped over something.The swearing Azriel picked it up.Holy easy-to-find guns,Azriel,its a bunch of guns! Laughing,the man walked out of the warehouse,taking the padlock he had and locking the door.As he walked off,he dropped the key on the floor,for a warehouse worker to find and use,perhaps guard the god-forsaken place. A full day later,a fully refreshed and equiped Azriel stood outside the prison,speaking into a voice box. "Hey this is Macdonalds,can I take your order?"It said,making it obvious it was a young man on the other end. "Yes,I'd like to visist my brother,erm Spiffy McDoodle."Azriel said,making up a name. "Ah,so you're Spiffy's brother,come in Nools,we've been expecting you."The voice said as the door opened. Chuckling about been Nools McDoodle,Azriel walked in.It was a delibrately long and narrow passage,forcing escaping prisoners to be subject to sniper fire all the way to a closed gate.He walked all the way to a security check,where the young man was.A knife was pulled,too small for either the man or the sniper to see. Quickly,Azriel threw it,pulled out the sniper rifle and shot the sniper,just as the knife hit the warden.Amazingly lucky,Azriel strode into the prison,now holding a machine gun.He shouldn't have left the sniper rifle behind,but who am I to talk?I'm just a narrator.Oh yeah,its my job to talk,isn't it? Oh anyway,Azriel began shooting the prisoners in the court yard,ducking behind walls when wardens began shooting,and shooting them with a pistol every now and then. Finding a moment of peace,he flicked out his iPod,hoping to calm his nerves.Oh damn he realised he was on the Rick Astley song. "Oh,hello Azriel.I see you're already doing the killing.I'll tell you what.I have freed your girlfriend,she's going to the fourth of July celebrations,so you don't have to worry about her,just go on killing." And kill he did.Except for that one guard he knocked out.But he was crushed later by a falling light,so no worries. All the killing complete,he returned home,waiting for his Jen to arrive as well.For some reason,he had one iPod earpiece in his ear as he switched on the television.Flipping to a new channel in hope of catching some of the celebration,he was treated to a burning American's Complex and a "no survivors" speech from the fire chief.Switching off the television in disgust,the iPod began playing by itself. "Oh,I'm sorry Azriel,did I not tell you the whole truth?"The voice said,creepy enough to make disgusted hairs stand."Well,you have won anyway,and guess what?The police are just outside your house.I love CCTV cameras,don't you?" And with that,the tape stopped.Azriel was trapped,he was going to jail like that guy who burnt the Complex.Well,too bad... --- Yay number 2!I'm going to have to think of more crimes though,because petty theft is well petty,and hard to find songs for...

OOC:I always figured I would go for each of the 4 key type of guns in Counter Strike...Do they have any Colts?Colts are ftw.(I wouldn't mind a Silverballer either,47 rules!)Oh right,judging by the map the closest source of weaponry to us would be the fire station,with their axes and all.So I'm going there.Wal-Mart is some distance away,so I'll wait for Falcon to get back,since we're supposed to go together. ICC:"Madam you are very kind to offer this to us.Its getting late,the zombies would be arriving soon.I suggest you spend the night here,and return the this Home-Dee-po tomorrow."Vladmir had been thinking a lot during his silence."Its probably at least 8.From my experience in this prison the zombies usually arrive in about 5 minutes,thats barely enough time for us to bring the truck in and shut the gates." Saying all that with the strongest of convictions,Vladmir opened the gates,careful not to step on the landmine. "This,Madam,you do not want to step on" He said,pointing at the red flag they had used to mark the landmine. He sat down against the wall,waiting for the lady to accept or decline the offer of protection on this night. OCC:I'm serious,you better spend the night here,you know how zombies seem to appear each night?Well from his cell Vladmir always heard the zombies at around the same time.(Besides if you go tomorrow we can send someone to the home depot to check for safety.If you go tonight you may get attacked on the way.Your call,really.

Sorry,forgot 'bout that. Rangers and druids draw their magical abilities from nature.As in trees,the forest.The further you get the less power you have,so city campaigns are not too good for druids and rangers.Though rangers ARE able to dual wield and use long-ranged weapons,I suggest you use those for now,until we have a more natural environment.

Red Barchetta-Rush,I think. By the way I always though rushrock liked Rush more than Trans-Russian Metallica Orchestra.Or whatever the real name of the Orchestra is.(Trans-Siberian Atlantic?)

Erm,you remind me of Abyssal,for some reason.And that creeps me out a little...

^Sorry,I'll do it tomorrow,and I won't put your name in "reserve" until you post a pic. Also,remember you can post 2 in each category.

Sorry,but as far as I know,history FAIL. I think in regard to your rant,you should think of it our way.You're a P2P'er.You're meeting your F2P friend to buy some of his cowhides.Switching over and meeting in Lumbridge,you get swarmed by 15+ level 3's,each asking you for gold. How would you feel?Creates a bad impression,right?Historically most conflicts are caused because no one took the proverbial "Walk a mile in each others' shoes" seriously.Brits hated the Franks because they never understood their cultures from across the Channel. So try to think about how we feel.Of course it'll never change,as long as idiots play the game,so ignore the damn bastards.

Nu Metal isn't metal...It means not metal,from what I hear.

^Don't bother with him,most of his posts...Well,self-explanatory. Lol I take one day of and the temp replacement blows up all my containers.Bastard's going to pay for those,they were expensive as hell.Apparently,he paid no attention to my specific directions as to how much Black Powder to put.Bastard better pay for the damn containers.

Just a quick push to the top of the page before we go and visit her.

^You're not supposed to know our names yet...unless your frikking psychic.