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dragoonson

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  1. Right...kay.Hmm,banned,so there goes my b-day plans.How I hate my life.
  2. Two things,one of which will screw your statement. 1.)Even if my past self finds me in the US(that's where I went during my two year vacation,I did not really go there in '05),I still had a vacation,since one of me is working. 2.)The ferrari...drag everyone where,may I ask? Fifty years back huh?Well you accidentally punch in 5 zeroes more than you need and you are stuck with the dinos.What to do when you run out of petrol considering "fossil fuel" was still running around trying to eat you? This time,I travel to second world war,make sure I'm wearing bullet proof st00fsies all over,and when US is about to drop Fat Man and Little boy,drop that third bomb that was unactivated.I make sure that I do not fall out and then I quickly time-machine out again.
  3. Oh I'm not really sick.See,the colon is part of the tube that is the large intestine.Mine,however,sticks out like the appendix.The colon is meant to remove liquid from the waste,making it solid(ironic,the small intestine makes it liquid) and since mine is indented,less of the waste is solidified.Once in a while,some of the solid waste would pull the colon out.This effect is what I call "flipping".When flipped,this creates a really uncomfortable feeling and I lack the ability to even solidify waste. I have decided that the full "flattening" operation is too dangerous to conduct before the exam I am having(9 weeks now),so I have decided,after a whole argument with my parents who want me to flip it A.S.A.P.,I have decided to flip it after the four days of examinations. Hmm,how so with the "wicked" sense of humor? :?
  4. *Mammoths?* Well anyway,you did not return to '07 before checking wikipedia,so therefore there is no wikipedia. I go back to 2005 and holiday while my past self is working.*Paradox!!!*
  5. For all you know,you're the one who blows up NYZ.Like Heroes.So yeah,go ahead and stop yourself,Peter.(Guy's name,not necesarrily you) I go back to...the ice age and give out wind breakers and electric heaters(battery powered).
  6. Bill who?Bill Weasly is a human :roll: If you make your statement so specific it will be near impossible to prove wrong.(Like that Jabba the Hutt statement that ruined the game for some time)
  7. New.That' all I could come up with -.-
  8. (New sentence as the previous one ended) Goldmember
  9. See if they think I'm crazy that doesn't stop them from making Exodus :roll: . Anyway,the people of Tenochitlan don't believe you and Cortez owns them anyway. I go back to my past exam and fail again on purpose.
  10. Colon is sanely flipped now.Though,because it can be flipped,its not sane. :wall:
  11. The Day After Tomorrow You, me, and Dupree...(are) The Benchwarmers...(who are) ...Prisoners of Azkaban (that stopped) Guarding Tess..(who will either) Live free or die hard...(in) a series of unfortunate events (because of) The forty year old virgin(aka) lil' nicky (are)Big Daddy('s) Bad Boys...(at) The Sandlot(which was) Dumb and dumberer
  12. The Day After Tomorrow, You, Me and Dupree...(are) The Benchwarmers...(who are) ... Prizoners Of Azkaban (that stopped) Guarding Tess...(who will either) Live Free or Die Hard...(in) a series of unfortunate events(because of) The forty year old virgin
  13. 5 cents. I go to target and see a one dollar note,how much is that pl0x?
  14. Sick as hell(again) so I'll just bump this and watch you all suffer by making your threads go down a bit...That's hardly evil though.
  15. Banned for using a crap reason.Heh.Pun.
  16. 1:Which part? 2:I hate Andy Milonakis 3:Haha,thanks.
  17. Just a minute,gotta change out of that f2p pk stuff,met up with friends

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