Everything posted by dragoonson
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RS Haiku
Please stop haiku-ing, You are bad against sir Jick's Kingdom of Loathing!
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You are now aware that you are breathing.
If it changed to that, this would fit more into the Forum Games forum. Read that as Carol Channing,and give yourself a faceplant.
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Shiny-Graphics - TEMP CLOSURE
Order forms: What do you want:Desktop wallpaper? Type of Sig etc:-.- DimensionsText[/b]: Sub-Text: Render or Sprite sheet: http://planetrenders.net/renders/displa ... ?pos=-2577, http://planetrenders.net/renders/displa ... ?pos=-6106, http://planetrenders.net/renders/displa ... pos=-11568 C4Ds?: Additional info:Text,subtext=w/e will go. Try and keep important stuff away from icons in this layout:[hide=][/hide] What do you want:Avatar Type of Sig etc::-s DimensionsText[/b]: Sub-Text: Render or Sprite sheet:http://planetrenders.net/renders/displayimage.php?pos=-9013 C4Ds?: Additional info:Focus point just be his face,kaye?
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If you HAD to be on one Reality show...
That would be fine. The only reason I would become violent is that the people they tend to pick to participate in reality shows verge on the criminally stupid. Oh,you get little toilet breaks,and sometimes she allows you to meet the other guys,I think. WLIIA is a LOT better in the US,IMHO.
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If you HAD to be on one Reality show...
Is it just me,or does her voice seem rather HAL-y to you too? I'd be on "Not Worth It",because I'd like to see whether I'd crack or not.Webcomic readers know what I'm talking about,I think.
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Worst thing you got caught doing at school!
You inserted a small condom into the computer? Well why would he use a larger size if it wouldn't fit him? :o 1)-A Trojan as in the virus type that takes control of a computer. 2)-Small,large,extra large.They have yet to make a condom that can take my wondrous size.
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Dale Carnegie, Stephen Covey, Howard Greene...
Never heard of any of them,but I can put my FNORD finding skills to the test in these books,I'd bet. Cookie to whoever names the series,at least,that FNORD comes from. Cookie to whoever tells me a way I can find a FNORD in KoL.
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You are now aware that you are breathing.
Your inner monolouge now takes the voice of...Big Bird,from Sesame Street.
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Your favorite sayings?
My name is (name),king of kings,look upon my works,ye mighty,and despair.
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Big Cubes - and can you solve them?
Why do people look for solutions to cubes?The fun is in figuring it out yourself.Which may be why I can do no more than 3*3*3,but still.
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You are now aware that you are breathing.
LMAO! His voice is the perfect inner voice though, like in War of the Worlds 8-) You are now reading everything with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. :twss: Wow... It worked... What a funny voice he has. You are now reading everything in the voice of William Clinton. Change-Carol Channing. I want you all to suffer like me.
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The Ultimate Question - Boxers or Briefs
Contrary to popular belief,its not easy to hide an erection in briefs (compared to boxers,not free-balling).For boxers they direct the rod downwards toward the legs,thus you have length instead of it just bulging out like it does in briefs.Free-balling it pushes out further than it would've in briefs,so ignore that. I have not had an erection wearing a thong/long johns,sorry.
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The Game
I lost.Also,you just lost too.
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What's the weirdest thing thats happened at your school?
Additionally,some idiots ran about school shooting each other along with anyone who saw the shooting,claiming to be "assassins",and playing a game named thusly.I'm not naming names,but one guy won 12 consecutive times until he found a slip of paper in a sandvich telling him he'd been poisoned.Stupid stealth papers
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Make up some Band names!
Napalm Death sounds like a good name,actually. My band on RB is Holy High Pony (Underlings),because when Ezekiel Woken play RB together,we kind of suck,and failing songs is not a good image. WeFailPrettyHard...
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You are now aware that you are breathing.
The same thing happens to me. :lol: It's usually Morgan Freeman. :P I usually read normally till I get a little stuck,then it automatically changes to Carol Channing =(
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What's the weirdest thing thats happened at your school?
Some kid came to school dressed like Jesus,held a rock with ten commandments carved into it and preached about some religion worshipping awesomeness.I don't think it was me :anxious:
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The Ultimate Question - Boxers or Briefs
I'm giving long johns a try tomorrow ;) .
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Make up some Band names!
I play for Ezekiel Woken ^.^ I would've gone for God's God,even if just to be put into the list.
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Enlistment (and stuff)
After 3 months BMT,and some training in the field we're assigned,I hear we can go back each weekend,or every day if we're a clerk. I'm opposed to the age we're taken,and that alone.We should be given an oppurtunity to complete a few levels in university before being dragged to shoot Canadian Bulls and perform armsdrills,because to my knowledge,girls are allowed to study WITHOUT military interference. I hope I either become an instructer (so I can teach,and feel satisfaction that they understand),a clerk (so I can go home) or a ration party(so people can suffer the wrath of my sausage battalion).I would hate to be a PTI,since I have to perform the PT as well.
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What are you listening to right now!?
Hammer of the Gods-Testament.Correct me if I'm wrong,but are they instrumental?
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what do u rekon is teh most useless skill out there?
Damn,you stole mine. We could also say runecrafting is useless,since we can buy runes from a goddamn store?
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I miss the old days/treat f2p better
But do you realise how much we LOST too? There is still no decent replacement for solo PKing and the old way of merchanting is dead -- replaced with making huge investments and hoping they'll rise. Don't forget it's still very hard to give items to friends Yes,solo pking.Don't you remember the days?Just you and your entire clan packed into one spot,hoping for a noob to come about so you could "pwn" them?Or those days you and your ancient mage buddy would wait by Edgeville wild and lure noobs in for the kill?Or how bout those honorable kills we got from RC'ers? Seriously though,f2p got a LOT more than what they used to when I was f2p.What you got,excluding events (Hell,I joined in the year they skipped events); Bounty Hunter,Clan Wars plus update,FoG,a temporary quest giving 10 free genie lamps?More,too... When I joined we had near nothing,the first update I remember for f2p was Runecrafting,which I joined after.Then we had nothing (during which I became p2p),then the Stronghold. What old days are you talking about?
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Enlistment (and stuff)
Hi everyone.Backstory a little here. I'm,as you can see,a Singaporean,Chinese.My father is Peranakan (which I spelt wrong),so I have ~1/4 Malay blood,1/4 is simple Chinese.The other 1/2 is Anhui province. Anyway,I'm 17,and that means I finished my first year of Junior College recently.Next year I will be completing my education (hopefully) , and at the end of the year will be enlisted in the army.Its compulsury. Though I have been a Staff Sergeant (and consequently,am a CLT now) for my Secondary School's National Cadet Corps,I WILL be started off as a recruit once more.For three months I will be going through the worst days of my life in BMT,and another 21 months of...I dunno.After all that,I will have a PoP,and thus ORD (Operational-Ready Date).Following that,I may still be called back for a further ten years for (I assume) [cabbage]s and giggles,to ensure I am able to defend my colony country. So anyway,I just wanted to know...What are your thoughts on army enlistment,especially in low-population countries.Should they be compulsory,or voluntary?What would an ideal term be?And what about mommy's boys who can't live without their parents? I especially want answers from Returned.Carry on.
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Pick Up Lines
Hi,I'm (name),I was looking at you from across the room,and I'd really like to know how to call you up and treat you to...Dinner,and a movie,maybe? Or,if you can't use proper English; hi i is (name) u maek me hurni.wanna go out?