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I'm getting a vibe that you're trying to hard without making the "right" actions. Learn to create the circumstances you desire. Otherwise, I'd find it hard to believe this girl doesn't have a hint that you like her after talking to her so much.

My gay friend might be the worst wingman I've ever had. Well...close. I've had some real crummy wingmen haha I'm thinking the more flamboyant, the better they are. Granted the shared apeal of a gay guy and a "[bleep]tier*" girl is that I think they share a mutual bonding commonly seen friendship. [bleep]ty* girls need guys in their lives, but don't always want to be thrown into sexual tension. Gay guys provide a supportive relationship without ever making a pass. Gay guys make good wingmen for them because they know what they look for, seek it, and get it. Why? Because All straight guys know gay dudes are the bees knees at fishing for ladies at the local pub. Having the gay guy wing for you (even if you just met) is that it vouches your appreciation of liberal values, and meets gay guy's stamp of approval. This attracts girls to you because they make the association that if he's good enough to meet the gay friend's standards, surely he's good enough for her. But what does the gay guy get out of this? A network. More friends, more openess, and more interpersonal relationships. This increases the chance of meeting other gay men, in which the females are likely very good at hunting out good matches for. Probably. Somewhere I lost my point in there. My point was, more sexually liberal ([bleep]ty*) ladies hang around gay men. Find a gay wingman, find the [bleep]s*. * - not actuallly whorish, but more sexually liberal than your casual LoL playing female. And the lord saw his unsober posting, and saw that this was good. Thus he shall discontinue most sober posting, and there will be much rejoicing. [bleep] resting, do whatever you want on the 7th day. Don't waste a 1/7 of your life reflecting on shit that happened thousands of years ago.

"Found" some Melon Liquor at work. Had a few shots, smoked a bowl or two with my buddy and then I found an apple pie in my fridge. 3 minutes in the microwave later and I've literally never felt so happy about putting anything else in my mouth. I feel the need to share/blog/boast of this experience.

Facebook stalking is the new "buy you a drink". Can't tell you how many dates I've gotten from randomly adding attractive girls my age on facebook

Kansas City Chiefs player killed his girlfriend and himself infront of his coach and GM. Stadium's on lockdown. Murrica

Lol. Those kind of shows are the type you don't go to sober. For those interested in the experience: <object width="1280" height="720"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/10151348781961834"></param><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/10151348781961834" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="1" width="1280" height="720"></embed></object>

I heard first about it on TV's Strange Sex. Peculiar show. Pretty sure it was the same episode as the guy with the 100 pound ball sack. I shit you not. EDIT: oh lawd dat prolapse google search. It's like...I'm not sure how to describe it.

YOLOOO

I almost dated a girl that was very anti-drinking and anti-smoking, back when I started getting into the habit of a weekly cigar and a bi-daily drinking binge. She ended up ending things with me because I was too involved in my ex. go figure haha Don't discount yourself as a waste of time! She agreed to be around you, so she clearly wants to be around you. Don't set her priorities for her, let her figure them out. If she doesn't have time for you, you clearly know why and should be understanding of such. If anything this gives you the right to ask her to do things more frequently to help her get away from her troubles, and I'm sure she'll be willing. No liquid courage! And turn off your cell phone. Try not to even touch it.

Deja Vu is what happens when you relive a moment from a previous life. Or in my own theory, when two parallel universes overlap for a brief moment. Like if Bizzarro world and reality suddenly agreed on something for a second. Tumblr reincarnation theory: The light you see at the end of your life is the birth canal of your next life, but the process of being born makes you forget everything you've ever done. Stillborns are thus a result of "near death" experiences. Today I discussed how awesome Firefly/Serenity was and how the world just wasn't ready for Joss Whedon's genius. Even if Mal is essentially Han Solo with a different name.

Does anyone else ever feel like this thread occasionally breaks down into a page of people just shouting into a void about what they did with themselves in a 24 hours period? It's like it traps our voices, but no one ever really hears anything.

Drunk flirter here. I have a strange inhibition about my speech when I'm sober. My mind races with so much useless information and analyzation that I can't even muster a conversation sometimes. Whilst intoxicated, my mind kind of chills the [bleep] out and lets me say things I'd normally over think 100 times on a whim. I find myself struggling to make conversation when sober, but when I'm drunk I can have a fairly decent conversation about any random thing I happen to observe. It's like lubing a rusty machine. I can function and such without alcohol, but I feel I'm much more social, friendly, and graceful when I'm drinking. Of course, there is a point where it goes from helpful to sloppy, but that's a different discussion topic.

I'm a huge fan of Ctrl+W followed by Ctrl+T to close and reopen a new tab instead of deleting all the URL text

I like you Donnie. Stick around.

Is it weird that I feel like I've watched that video before? Brings joy to my heart to see the ol' Scape in it's glory days. Top comment is from 5 years ago. We old.

I save 50% of every penny earned. I'm ahead of the curve :D

@Luckystrike If a girl clearly states she has no interest in relationships, chances are she means it. And to change her core values on such a subject would negate any framework of a potential relationship (especially because this issue in particular is how she doesn't want one). Even if you were to "win her over" you wouldn't be truly happy. Not for long. As muggi stated, cutting off all contact with her is your best bet. Get used to not thinking about her. Maybe one day years from now things will be different between the two of you, but don't let that be some sort of motivational tool. You have to do this because you need to move on, not because you need to be with her. Remember that.

[spoiler=Comic book spoilers]And the baby dies in a raid, but that surely won't happen on TV

better than yours haha. Got out of work early, trying to have some beers with my friend later. At least insurance will cover your car, and you won't be penalized as bad since it was the other driver's 'fault'.

I wanted to scream how similar you are to Noxx and then I realized you'd changed your name. There can only be one.

Drunk post. whoops didn't even know I did that haha Rick's insanity thing was a complete waste of 15 minutes. And I hate that Andrea and Philip are boning. Wasting my time with crappy plot when more zombie slaying could be had... And now of course we need to know more about the archer girl that sucks at archery.

Ms Rose did! haha

Everyone is going to disagree with me on this one, but don't go through with it. You can ask her not to drink, but she will still do it anyway. Trying to control/restrain your significant other just leads to frustration. It will lead you to being worried over safety (and fidelity?) issues which just really isn't worth it. Actually I agree wholeheartedly. Don't ever tell your bf/gf (SO, whatever) what she/he can and can not do. Ground rules for three-ways are appropriate, but never limit another person you care about. If underage drinking bothers you too much - don't date her. That being said, I was hardcore straightedge in highschool, and as you can plainly see in this thread and "today" I'm drunk fairly often now. People change. Including yourself. Don't write her off as a waste of time because of something you could change your own mind about. The grain of salt being that you shouldn't change your core values for the sake of a relationship, but rather for your own, broader interests. @Saq: One lesson learned: over-drinking can be socially problematic. Learn your cruising speed, and your "fun zone". Make sure you're not over the top to the point where you're too drunk to function. Maximize "fun zone" by maintaining cruising speed. In my case it's usually 3-4 jack & coke's and then a beer every ~25 minutes.

I went to the nerdiest burlesque show ever and it was awesome. "Neil Gaiman Nude" or "Naked Girls Reading Neil Gaiman". Whatever you want to call it. The crowd was a PBR shy of being overly hipster, but it was a great time. Exactly what it needed to be. I'm also trying to have a life, so I haven't been posting as much on here or facebook. or tumblr. or deviantart. or instagram. or reddit. So far so good.

I'm sorry for your loss Sumpta. I couldn't imagine what it's like to lose an ex, still in (near) constant contact or not.