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Jersey postponed Halloween to Friday and LucasArts sold themselves to Disney. Today is awkward. also: Seaside Heights got shat on

Last I heard Mel had another kid, got divorced and started dating some new guy. But that must have been a year ago, lord(not the TIF user) knows what she's been up to. I owe a lot of my knowledge and insight to her. I believe she still responds to PMs from time to time if you're real interested. I believe relationships are just as individualistic as the people in them. No two relationships are the same, nor are any two people. Patterns still arise, thus solutions will sounds similar, but to have a "cure all" for relationship woes is about as likely as curing cancer.

Currently weathering the storm (hurricane sandy). So far nothing to note, just a lot of wind. I've had worse. No work or school today though so that was nice. Threw a party at my friend's on saturday. Threw garlic sauce at my friend and made MANY "blue" russians (2oz UV Blue Raspberry Vodka; 2oz Kahlua; 10oz milk). They were delcious. Hooked up with a girl in the basement, fell asleep at 530am, somehow woke up in my buddy's bed. Fun night.

@Noxx Even a character you claim to portray is still part of who you are, give yourself some credit. I think you're a pretty swell guy that's lived life pretty intensely. There's some darker chapters in the book of your life sure, but I'm still reading intently ;) @Muggiw "To be honest, I'm surprised you're having so much "success" by masquerading as a "sweet innocent guy," lol. Usually guys do the opposite when they're trying to get laid. I think I know why it's working for you, but that's another topic. Anyways... Basically the same advice I've already given you. I'll elaborate more in a moment." And I'm curious why you're so shocked at the success of such a genuine persona. But I suppose we could PM over it instead of flooding the thread again. -- As for my prior comments, I don't think it's going to be a "wake up and flip my life around" experience anymore than it was to get to the point where I am. I once wanted as Noxx described, that undying love relationship of pure harmony yada yada. Realistically I've learned this is very difficult to achieve, if at all possible. I lived with that as my goal, and I had it working fairly well for a good period of time. Doing so kept me from leading what most people would consider a normal early-mid adolescence. I want to experience what I missed. I want to re-experience what I liked. Now unfortunately I've let an opportunity or two for a great relationship pass me by, but by reading Muggiw's posts I've learned it's really not the end of the world. I still look back on those moments of mistakes with a twinge of remorse, but I know better than to dwell on it. I can't express what it is that I am truly looking for, because as I've said I don't know what it is specifically. Until I figure it out, I don't think it's fair to even chase after the "goal" of being in a super serious relationship. Instead I'm taking this time to learn what's available, how to achieve it, and learn what I do want. Qualities in people I look for, and such. And I've learned a good deal about myself in the past few years of singularity. For one, I'm not the "super nice guy" I'd convinced myself I was previously. I'm also not a monster. I'm reserved, but can be hyper-sexual. I no longer mind being alone for periods of time like I used to. So no, the re-assimilation of "vanilla" in my life won't be an over night thing. But I can say with certainty that I won't let another opportunity slip because of carelessness. And perhaps that'll be the day my transformation begins. Until then, I will continue to party, make mistakes, one night stand attempts, and other such none-sense. When I become satisfied with my experiences in doing so, that may also be a message to change my goal seeking pattern.

I've also mentioned that I truly don't know what I want and just kind of go with whatever I want in the moment in complete disregard to any long term effects. Which is obviously not a great way to make decisions, but once I'm satisfied with my blatant recklessness I do plan on leading a normal vanilla white bread life.

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She also sounds bat shit crazy. I like that.

It's always amused me that Dutch sounds so much like autistic english with a slight accent

I offer a sociological answer in that we humans follow trends, the more people that behave one way, the more people will behave that way.

Happy birthday pie/champion! Sucks you got "banned" on your birthday lol today I accidentally skipped class by oversleeping, got my oil changed/tires rotated and played a lot of beer pong to practice for a halloween paarty on saturday. yes i practiced playing beer pong. you with you thought of that.

OH HAI ADRENAL Is this thread so asleep we forgot how to read backward? (muggiwhplar = ralph wiggum) etc etc and yes Furah, I was also disappointed by the lack of pong balls. Happy belated Tim! and... that's all I got for Today...

no no no, you should have never committed to the apartment, then you'd be free to leave it and all it's shoddy qualities and be happily homeless. (was that the joke?)

Not a fan of crossbows. New assignments are bullcrap (10 EOD destroys? really?). I'm neutral toward scavenge mode. really depends how good the maps are. I like the removed helmet look. Hope they keep it.

That probably won't happen till I'm in my 50s or 60s. It will decrease. You're now at the age where males want sex most. If anything, your sex drive right now above normal (which probably explains why you're putting so damn high in your relationship priorities), and it will start slowing down in a few years. Furthermore, you're male. Female sex drive generally goes significantly down much earlier than their 50s or 60s. If it takes two to tango, and you're 55, and you have difficulty attracting younger women whose sex drive matches yours, then choice is really an irrelevance. Unless you're gay, of course, which I'm guessing you're not. 2 points: 1) my buddy's girlfriend's parents still bang like rabbits, and they've been exclusive for over 20 years. 2) Biologically speaking, you're entirely correct. Girls are starting their periods earlier (I've seen numerous menarch's start at age 8) which means they'll be hitting menopause much earlier in life (I have no statistic on a legitimate guess, but I'd place money in the 35-40 range). This results in a near non-existent sex life past age 50. Thus, older guys will look to younger girls, and younger girls will look to older guys (as they will mature far faster than the male group of their age) for sex. I don't see traditional relationships as we know them existing in 30 years. As to what I want my marriage to look like Muggiw? I don't know. I want it to surprise me, call it stupid if you will, I call it interesting. I don't know what I want from a relationship generally for the same reason. But that's why I'm so picky and critical of the girls I even attempt to date. They have a huge role in my life to fulfill, and while yes that cuts majorly into the amount of sex I'm having verse how much I could be having, I'm okay with sacrificing it, because the sex is 10x better when it's the right person that you waited for. (not to mention I highly desire kids, that I'd like to raise with a loving wife) And if you want to be super label-y I've been in a OLTR for about 6 years now. Except I don't talk to her anymore. Food for thought. Sexual freedom: Is it free of the desire, or free to express the desire however you please?

I got pretty smashed last night. Flatmate's girlfriend came round and made loads of punch but only me and her had it, so I had far too much. Went out to a club, got back, was tempted to drunk TIF. Looked at this post this morning, and even though I'm hanging badly... I'm glad I didn't. RPG, once you've sobered... was the policeman really "chill" or was that alcohol telling you everyone likes you? :P I didn't gate crash, I was invited :P But the host (my co-worker)'s sister threw me out when I tried to start the party back up when the cops left. Cop was pretty chill. Let 50+ underage kids go with a "I know the host's father, you kids are dumb, have a nice night". Not a project X thing, just a casual Saturday rager. And Rob, if you were there, you should have challenged me to a mutilated ball pong game. Some one stepped on it like an hour in, and the host only had one. I tried to fix it with a lighter and it caught fire from being doused in vodka. So we played with a scorched, ripped, and dented pong ball. Made things interesting.

[bleep]ing christ. i'm drunk and i have 5 pages to catch up. screw you people. (still got the debate and muggiw's denial of spectators) I choose "monogamy" (quotations intentional) because it makes me happy. Having a girl that I don't share, that makes me happy is my goal. I want to be married, and have kids and lead muggiw's definition of a "boring" life. I feel I'm kinky enough to keep the sex life strong, up until I'm in my mid-life. After that, it'll be an emotional thing, something that can only be maintained by YEARS of determination and love. Something that Muggiw, with his current life style will never understand. If I get what I want I'll be happy. I understand it will be excruciatingly difficult to achieve this. to make my argument short (whether or not you disagree with me whatever) I want to be happy. Whatever makes me happy is what I do. I beleive that everyone else should follow the same creed. If it makes you happy - do it. @muggiw I respect your input. I enjoy your devil's advocacy. But I think the thread may benefit from putting disclaimers on your more forward posting. (ie: 'You wouldn't have this problem if you let go of your silly monogomous ideals...just realize you may be alone for a while') also completely agree with your notion that dudes don't care if you ignore them. At all. None of them do. including myself. You want to do your own shot for a few years? cool whatever, have fun. A chick? if she thinks a guy "disappears" for a few days all hell breaks loose with the "is he mad at me?" and the "I don't think he likes me anymore". Shit is stupid. @Randox what is love? It's hard to describe, and while I respect with total totality your opinion of having it built, I am one who believes in first sight love. I am a fan of the whole chemistry spark deal. If you've ever felt that deep gut feeling, you'd understand. (but then you can break down my "gut feeling" as a reaction to a sheer lack of attention prior, which could then be sited as desperation, or alternatively commitment) @Obfuscator I disagree with your point in that monogamous relationships by today's standard are better off. Before, definitive roles were implied. These roles made a balanced system that worked. Now that 'equality' is implaced in our modern culture, marriage and committed relationships are less common. This is supported by sheer statistics (50% of all marriages divorce). Marriage was a status security back in the day. Now women can get everything they need by themselves; they don't need "a man" in their lives to provide for them, if they choose not to.

still drunk. went to a rich highschool kids house. got busted by the cops. gave no [bleep]s. said hi to the policeman who was totally chill. walked out hte house like no big deal. 50+ and my buddy ran like hell. had to find him and pick him up. Pissed shit got cut short at midnight. Bull crap honestly. I have another 3+ hours of party in me. And half my beer got taken out my hand when i got tossed by the host's sister. pissed.

I also recently got the Galaxy SIII. Its gorgeous. it's truly the next big thing, it's a shame the public is too busy sucking off Apple to realize it.

Not the first time iirc but certainly it's been a while. God Stev forbid we get more than 10 posts in a day haha

The .gif king hath returneth! The dancing merlin must have summoned him from ~10 pages ago and he bringeth us spam! :D O, thank ye heavenly devout poster.

[hide=reminds me of you guys][/hide] AND HERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS proof that Muggiw's controversial views actually are "attractive" to people on a larger scale than gender. @Saq Sober up and reread that post bud. While it may seem "cool" there is nothing about your 2nd move that benefits you unless you don't have any interest in the girl

So many responses haha Plus, why would you want to be with someone who is known to cheat? To be fair, I've cheated before. I agree, but not a lot of people are in committed relationships, and those that are tend to make it very well known. Precisely, if she's got a boyfriend, I'll back off. Not a big deal. [hide=and for those of you who can take a joke] muggiw is actually a very high class professional troll hired by Jagex, installed on these forums with the sole purpose of foiling any chance any former-runescaper has with relationships and thus happiness. This will cause all of the ex-'scapers to return to their rightful home. Lumbridge.[/hide]

Words of encouragement haha I'm also banking on her not understanding how to wear an irish promise ring properly.

sexual Ponzi scheme joke. (12 hours of school today has rendered my wit useless) Girl in my bio class is about to get hit on by a certain RpgGamer. Her ring implies she is in a relationship (irish promise ring, heart turned inward; which by the way is the coolest little trivial symbol that everyone of all genders should really learn) but she started a conversation with me last week about The Walking Dead so she obviously wants me. But on a realistic note, this will be the toughest "challenge" I've ever willingly tossed myself at. Previously this was held by a certain lesbian experience, but that's over and done with. A girl with a boyfriend is a whole new shtick. Trying anyway cause I've been single for ~3years and haven't even talked(flirted with) to a girl since like June. And all these success stories make me want to do something with myself.