RpgGamer

I just put $300 into new drive wheel tires and installation only to find out my passenger wheel mount is bent. About 10-15 degrees. I'm just gonna live with it. I'm not dumping another $150 on a new wheel housing

I was the evil cow god.

I swear if we go digging through this thread we can find you making a similar post about the same damn girl. About 4 other times off memory. Oh come now, we're all guilty of it...no? just me? whatever. Today I went on a really confusing "date" that reminded me why its so important to make your intentions clear when meeting people from the internet. We complimented each other up and down, got drunk, jammed to pop punk in the car but she was not about letting me into her apartment, and not all that into me trying to kiss her either. I thought I was fluent in girl at this point...but when it comes to green haired chicks that haven't dated anyone who isn't married with kids before I seem to be at a loss. I love how interesting life is sometimes though. Next attempt will be Monday. Next time I will be more direct with intention and not just direct with my lips.

There was a guide to food craving I saw a while back that was interesting. It had a bunch of stuff like "do you want crunchy? Eat something high in iron and calcium". I've never cared too much about controlling my diet outside of "that looks disgustingly unhealthy" but some quick googling could probably find you the guide I mentioned. Im just lazy and on my mobile

Invest in an office water cooler. Its expensive, but it filters some damn fine water. Damn fine.

My acne cleared up a lot when I switched from soda to water. Never looked back. Soda doesn't taste better than having clean skin. Instead I drink about 4-5 water bottles a day. No regrets

I woke up hungover and it took me a minute to even remember I drank last night. I lost my gloves and something like $15, but I bought a cool sweatshirt. And I have a nifty temp tattoo on my hand. Christ I need a more consistent job

A moment of silence for all the lost OT ers

C'est la vie my friend

I dont understand why the hiring process is so [bleep]ing complicated in the real world. I hired dozens of people and all it took was a couple of signatures. I try to get a jib and everybody jerks me around with all this bull shit like "come in for an interview" and "congratulations you got the job" when neither are true. Its [bleep]ing stupid.

My friends decided we're going to start a podcast called "drinking in suburbia" where we rate bottom shelf liquors by speed of retardation, taste and price. We'll likely alsobe talking about obscure metal bands. It'll be fun.

I used to know how to make webpages do this, but I've forgotten how :( So my comment is more for shared curiosity

Thursday night. Keep it short. Kiss her.

NYC can be cruel like that, but I feel like your buddy didnt have an open enough mind. Turning places down based on the name? I don't care if the club is called "The Aids Transplant" if they let me in and its close by I'm going to have a good time. What happened to Bill Nye? Did he leave early or something? OH! and new Knife Party album dropped today. It's out of this world. I especially love all of it (but start with SuperStar because its funny)

If youre toaster is plugged in, theres still 220V running through it, but in a potential state. Adding yourself as a circuit via metal fork will end badly. At least unplug it first. TIF drinking contest would be Hella fun. I'd def reinstall Skype just to experience that with you fellas. We could have like a bracket tournament (though I suspect Saq and I would be finalists, though I know a few others have some "fight" in them)

Dude don't [bleep]ing put a metal knife in the toaster! Are you nuts? Use a wooden chop stick or something. Jesus, you're gonna electricute yourself! (And yes I've been called Shaggy before lol)

Honestly, she was more more awkward than I was... but she was also trying really hard not to pee herself because she couldn't get away from her booth lol And she's clean. Otherwise, she wouldn't be allowed in the industry anymore. I don't know why everyone assumes porn stars are dirty. If anything, theyre cleaner because by contract they have to be.

Stoya kissed me. I can die happy

5'11" 135lbs. Ill drink you all under the table you filthy casuals. Also at a porn convention. Its awesome. Many pictures soon.

It's just because lightweights act goofy first and often leave early, or pass out early. Drinking is a social event, not being on the same page as everyone makes you kind of an outcast. My buddy gets rediculous after 3 beers, and while we all think its hilarious, we all love seeing him go nuts cause he's usually such a sobering and thoughtful person. If any one directly tells you your less of a man because you cant drink as much as them, they're either kidding or an idiot. I usually only say things like that in the spirit of competition during pong games

8 bottles is what i drink to get excited about drinking haha Last night went ok, got to see an old friend and caught up with her on the stupid things in our lives. Still mad I'm out a bunch of money, but c'est la vie.

Told you Kalphite haha @Muggiw; youre exactly right. Lesson learned. NEXT

I lovjdks youe oh mother [bleep]ed.

Where's that at, Seattle? I'll fly over for a haircut haha Date bailed on me, but still going out cause [bleep] it. Jack is dangerous in my hands so we'll see what the night has in store for me. Got beat on the $80 room rental for the night though. Might punch many objects.

Hope it came with mountain dew and doritos