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I don't think I deserved any of my warnings but that's just me #freethenipple

Is there any way you can use that degree to teach english or history in high schools? maybe not your dream job but it seems like it beats being a delivery boy I'm only qualified to be a substitute teacher. I'd need to take another 2 years of college and pass 3 qualification tests before I'm allowed to be a teacher. Jersey has high standards

I did a philosophy thesis on the Matrix. I'm almost disappointed it took you so long to watch it. Especially if you started with Reloaded. Yikes.

Got another job. I'm now a delivery man for Edible Arrangements (I might be way overqualified) but it gives me something to do. It snowed a little last night but I super dont feel like shoveling it right now

...why bother with two TIF accounts?

I mean...I guess? I was only playing a couple hours at a time. Dont make me consider recovering my password!

My friend got 4 stitches in his ear and it cost him $1900. 'Murrica

Who told you you could change your name back Estonian Dude?

Its a matter of interpretation of body language. Practice makes perfect.

Yikes Noxx. Scary stuff. Last night was my friends 21st. Went bar hopping, the usual stuff. Decided not to drive, so I hop in the car with my buddy Al. Almost with my other friend but I'm glad I didnt because he ended up with a tree in his passenger seat and ended up calling me maybe 6 minutes after leaving the second bar. He didnt even say anything at first, I kind of just knew it wasn't a good sign so in the silence I asked "did you get into an accident" to which I got a very dazed and kinda drunk "I [bleep]ed up bad...but the cops just rolled up so I think its cool now" and then he hung up. Subsequently met with loads of snap chats of him getting loaded into an ambulance and in the hospital. Luckily he only hurt himself and his car he already couldn't afford to own. But I was almost in that car with him. Stay smart kids.

damn staight. I also went for a skill cape, and to this dat I am approximately 1 week away from a fire cape....but I just don't care that much anymore.

Mafia is soooooo 2012. it's all about Town of Salem now. Today I went to a bar to celebrate my buddy's 21st. My one friend hit a new level limit and crashed into a forest on his way to the second bar. Slight guilt over letting him drive. Kind of his fault for not stopping himself though. He's alive, but now he has major hospital bills and a DUI he can't pay on top of the car loan he already couldn't afford. Life's tough.

Welcome to what it's like experiencing girls that like you? It's pretty great as you can tell. And yes, being the initiator as a male is kind of mandatory. Sorry not sorry.

Rape is more offensive now than ever in western culture. I just let it slide cause Estonia is wonky, where girls won't hug new friends but saying rape in casual conversation is chill. Bra unhooking isn't too hardn once you get the motion down. Pinch in, press in thumb - lift with index/middle. Might be harder if youre lefty...maybe.

I find myself in a very happy committed relationship with a girl who's not only attractive, but goofy AND not nuts. Total wifey material. My only regret is now I won't have as many new wild dating stories. Its weird to be happily in a functional relationship. Its kinda great.

Happy new year you dirty bastards

Played in the snow. Sent home at 1:45PM Only one reason they would have played in the snow until the next afternoon.

Hanging at the edges of or seats haha. Happy New years folks! May you find harmony and joy at whatever gathering you find yourselves at. A friend of mine is getting married in 6 months, met his soon wife at a new years party 5 years ago. Truly magic stuff. I love new years.

Typical women drivers. But like any online meet up, at least you got a story from it

What's worth more that growler or that Jets jersey? :p But seriously growlers are 10/10

I'm actually RPG's brother. He left me this account in his will. He warned me of the day you may return

Fruedian slip hahaha

My buddy came back from the air force tonight and I got to drink him under the table. I've known him for something like 12 years and this is the first time we got to drink together. It was awesome

Happy holidays ya filthy animals

Everclear is practically pure ethanol. It tastes like gasoline. I was going to say drain cleaner, but gasoline is good too. It's not an experience worth having whatever you ultimately decide it tastes like. Neither is sex while driving if I'm being honest. Any car worth driving probably isn't conducive to a comfortable experience when sitting still, let alone while moving, and your subsequent death in a car accident will be nothing short of humiliating for you and all the people who survive you. If you are going to go for it though, do make sure it's a nice car. Comfort notwithstanding, it's more impressive if you die in a Corvette than a hopped up Civic or something. @RPG the only way that avatar could get any better would be if you were wearing a tank top. A white one with bear stains. I really feel that would seal the deal, though plaid is pretty good too. Any way, a very merry Christmas Eve to the OT crew, because I love you. The flannel actually covers my pastel green t shirt that says "jesus loves porn stars" haha