Mayjest

That actually had me desterately trying not leak into my trousers. It's put me in the mood for some Eddie Izzard now. Hee hee

As far as I'm concerned, be glad with what she got. With that amount of pot she should have been looking at at least 50 years - death, and I'm leaning towards death if she had been indonesian. The Austrailian government probably did do a lot, by pushing the punishment down to only 20. The reason I'm saying be glad with only 20? There are two reasons: 1) Indonesia is a Buddist country. Buddists belive in reincarnation. Some people are given sentances of 200 years and up. It's designed not only to punish people in their current life, but also the next. Killing someone (and moving them onto their next life quicker), is consider too lienient by many! 20 years in indonesia is what 5 years is in England. 2) It wasn't Thailand. In Thailand if your caught with even a gram of pot on you (I've heard of people being done for used ends of splifs, as evidence that they used to have pot), it's two years minumum, no trial, no chance of parole. If you're caught with enough to supply others, it's 30 years minimum. What she's got is bad, and it's unfair, but it could be so much worse. She should have taken many more precautions with her luggage, there are so many ways this needent have happened, and a fair few are to do with her.

Runesmithie used the trawler bug, didn't he? Wait, let me rephrase that. He discovered it, didn't he?

If you lot are worried about this, then you obviously haven't seen kyle's Agent Provocateur advert. The worlds sexist langerie (or how ever you spell it). "Would all the men in the audience please stand up?" Classic line...

Nope, that's just disgusting. Gotta be something from battle royal. The girl in the yellow tracksuit (can't remember her name). How can she go from killing a bloke by stabbing him in the balls to saying stuff like 'you're really cool' to some other bloke? Although the big shootemup in the lighthouse was cool. Even though while watching it i spent the entire time thinking "fools!"

Logic really is overratted. I redecorated about 6 months ago, then promptly covered the walls with posters and pictures. I have an 'Official Wall of Random', where random stuff goes. A wall full of pictures of my friends all smashed out of their heads. And the wall of 'Inspiration', is now covered with notes for revision, so I don't get much inspiriation anymore. Maybe I did that wrong. My other wall of full of shelves for the *massive* collection of books that I've had since i was a kid. So what if I used to collect Animorphs and Goosebumps? In short: It doesn't matter what the walls look like, just hide them with pictures. P.S. I think my walls are a light orange type of colour, but I'm not sure.

I saw the first half, then went out. Came back around an hour later expecting to see the post match report of AC's slaughter of Liverpool. What? The game's still playing? WHAT? 3 goals in 6 minutes? WHAT???? Almost gave me a heart attack! I totally did not expect it.

Thank you. Good to know we finally won.

I just go with whatever the default is. The phone is new and I can't be bothered to work out how to use it. Only problem is, it's to quiet. I rarely notice it until the (loud) message arrives saying: "You have one new voicemail message. Dial 901 to recieve your message."

I like it. I doubt it will happen, but I like it.

I like them. I especially like the cloak of flame one. Maybe it could be used on the KBD's different type of flame attacks?

3PO's just annoying. The stupid puns. In Espisode II when he's been decapitated "Well, I'm quite beside myself." Just bad. It's got to be one of the non-jedi characters. Probably Han Solo. Maybe even Greedo. He's just cool.

just concentrate on the question. Don't go on tangents. That's the best advice I can give.

Each game may be similar in terms of the use of characters, but each game is different in its content. Mario Tennis is completely different to Super Mario Sunshine. Mario Tennis kicks the [wagon] of any tennis game I've ever played, including the real thing!

Sorry, I'm just sceptical by nature. What is the poll about, and can we trust you?

Being a student, I got a discount on my stuff. But it still cost me a lot ( about 3 weeks worth of rent in Belfast). Seriously kids, clean your teeth while you can!

Wow! The mods are arguing with each other! I want popcorn ;) Technically, Christianity began after Jesus died/was ressurected. Without the ressurection, there'd be no forgiveness of sins, so no Christianity. There were followers beforehand, and although Jesus forgave them, it wasn't technically 'Christian'. They were saved, but they weren't Christian. Kind of odd. Fortunately Jesus died, and no the rest of us can be saved as well. If you want to be even more technical, 'Christianity' didn't start until even later. The term 'Christian' was first used as an insult by the roman soldiers towards those they were feeding to the lions. Eventually the people started wearing the term with pride. Kind of like how the word 'chav' started as an insult, and now the chavs are proud of it. Peter, about what I said before. Say if one of them slips up while talking, mixes his words, and it ends up sounding dodgy, or something else funny. We all laugh, he'll giggle at himself, and then say "Must be the Jew in me." or something like that. It's not really anything more than that. For a while I thought he was just joking, it was only last year that I found out he was actually Jewish!

The numbers don't mean jack, it's all about the games. What's the best game XBOX360 has got going for it? Halo 3? Whoop-de-do! Another game designed for PC and ported to XBOX. Whats the best thing the PS3 has going for it, aside from a completely unoriginal name? GTA7? Yay! Another mindnumbingly dull game where you run around killing people with no remorse! I have played every single GTA game since the first one, and IMO, the first one is still the best. San Andreas was just boring. Thest best thing the Nintendo Revolution has going for it? A heck of a lot! SSBO will be amazing, the wifi connection to DS will hopefully be a lot better than than the GC/GBA one, and we don't even know what the controller looks like! On the controller: the N64 controller revolutionised gaming. Before the analogue stick, no one knew how to control 3d characters properly. Nintendo's big mistake was in annoucing it early. Sony starts rubbing it's hand and cackling with glee. Next thing you know, the deulshock comes out with analoge sticks and rumble feature. Both of which were Nintendo's own ideas. The GC controller is regarded as the best form for a hand by almost every multiformat magazine or website. Plus they have the WaveBird, a wireless controller. Never been done before. What happens now? XBOX and PS3 are gonna get them? huh, I wonder why? Is it me, or do Nintendo create/innovate, and Sony/Micro$oft steal? Little wonder the new Revolution controller is being kept tightly inder wraps. One bloke I know works for Nintendo UK, and he's part of the team responsible for marketing the Revolution. He doesn't even know what it is yet, and he's supposed to think of marketing campaigns for it! If there is a spaceworld (and there should be), we may not even see the controller then. Ninty are going to keep it a secret for as long as possible, just so that Sony can't steal their idea again.

Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader for the Gamecube. It's original 'killer app'. It is brilliant. The final fight against the death star, you and a few other ships against two super star destroyers and more ties than they can fit on the screen. Then the race to kill the death star with lando and the falcon. the stuff of dreams.

Gum Disease. No particular reason, I'm just very bored revising for my A2s. But I went the dentist the otherday, and found out something interesting. If you look at your teeth in a mirror, you may notice that there is a small line of lighter pink on the gums near your teeth, and the rest of your gums a darker. I always thought that was a good thing. Apparently it's not. It's actually a mild form of gum disease. Apparently around 90% of the population has it as well. I didn't make up the statistic, but the dentist may well have. The moral? Brush properly, and floss. The dentist managed to scam me out of a lot of money over the last few months for fillings and such, don't end up paying for it in the future!

Pop = popular music. If it's popular, in the charts, then it's pop. That places Linkin park in the same league as Britney Spears *shudder*. Linking Park arn't bad. They're not good either, but they're not bad. I do find it ironic how everyone who got into rock (or any of it's variants) started with Linkin Park. They're a gateway to music. When Linking Park made it into the charts and MTV, they breached a whole new fanbase. Do you seriously think people like Rage against the Machine and NOFX would be as famous as they are now without Linkin Park? Everyone i know who is/was interested in rock music owns Hybrid Theory, myself included. And it's one of the best albums to listen to if you're after nostalgic cheese.

One of my Friends is called sam, and another friend has a dog called sam. So we call the dog sam, and sam dog. Naturally this has extended to Sam being called anything from dogsbody and dogmatix, to poodle and pooch. People seem to mispronounce my surname. Especially French people. On my last French exchange I was known as 'DogBowel', because my surname 'Godbold' was mispronounced completely.

Sorry about my post. I have a habit of making them long and confusing. Just my style I guess. I deliberately didn't focus on Jihad, because that's a really touchy subject. The claim of the Land goes back to Abraham. Both Jews and Muslims claim to be his desentants. The Jews through Issac, the Muslims through Ishmael. (note that I'm taking this from Genesis as I don't own a koran, so the Muslim side may not be accurate). Islam claims birthright from being the first born, Jews claim birthright from being the 'proper' child. God promised Abraham the land, so it's ultimately which race gets to be Abrahams heirs. The Jews say God chose them, although it also states that God had compassion upon Hagar and promised her 'so many descendants they will be too many to count.' (Gen 16:10). There was also a prophesy that everyone will be against him (there don't appear to be too many allies of Islam right now, nor in History), and 'He will attack all his brothers'. Seems to have a strange parallel, don't it? In retrospect, it might not have been God's greatest idea ever to create two races that will be against each other. Ah well, 'his plan', I guess. I hate using that 'excuse' to fill in a gap. I'd far rather say, I have no clue why, but I'll research and try to find one. There is a reason why there are two warring races, it will just take a while to find it. About the UN resolutions, I believe there were a few during the Clinton era that the US didn't veto. The Israeli's still ignored them. As Team America says, what can the UN do? "We will be very angry, and we will write a letter telling you how angry we are!" The UN doesn't want to start a war with Israel, as taking sides over here is not the best idea.

The only music I can't stand is 'pure' chav music. You know, the type that is all bass, and there's so much of it your heart doesn't need to beat anymore. To top it off, there's a bunch of pillocks 'MCing' along, spouting useless words with no meaning at a rate so fast that even they don't know what they're saying. How anyone finds that music good I will never know. Especially when Chavs with that typeof music playing think they can beat me away from traffic lights. Just because I'm in a nice looking car doesn't mean I want to race anyone! That said, the funniest event I have every seen was when this car full of chavs (4 or 5) pulled up, Mackensie Jackets and everything, music on loud enough for Taiwan to hear it, reving the engine. The lights change, I pull away. The Chavs zoom off for about 3 feet, then the engine fails. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

Haven't checked him in ages, but I've read all his stuff. His reasons to cry during Titanic were very true.