INFINTEBAJAN2

ok i went to tgi. i order a burger with no cheese and the [wagons] bring cheese i send it back and it comes back with cheese.the same sandwich too.i know cuz i poked a hole in the cheese. this happened 5 times until my dad refused to pay until i got my burger with NO cheese. so they made me go in the back and they fried the burger while i made sure it was up to my standards

on a saturday 10 sexy ladies take me to a deserted island for some hot and heavy island fever.on sunday i go to church and get laid when its over.monday-friday i get laid as many times as i want in school

ok to all you [wagons] who think its cool to spit in customers drink and mess up their food. ever heard of getting sued? dont bite the hand that feeds you [wagon] it's happened before and it could happen to you if they were rude to you stick it to them in person or take it outside after work but dont mess with their food that's asking for trouble major trouble.the dude couldve just lost his wife and now some idiot spat on his burger.wouldn't you be pissed if your wife just died.anyways don't be a [wagon]

long lasting relationships ftw

you stole my power you stealer!(i know its thief) *stops time* *beats the pulp out of sword* *takes all of his money and valuables* *leaves him on michael jackson's doorstep with no clothes on*

power stealer!

yo i stereotype old fat black ladies as mammies.black men work two jobs.all indians work in engineering.moose mated with beavers and created canadians.all russians blood contains 40% vodka and if your not a jock your a nerd

at the time i had no idea what it was about

tbh i went to 4chan with my 7 yr old bro and my dad.bro started to cry dad vomited and we are now scarred for life.my lil bro still has nightmares about it

the ability to fast foward and reverse time.i want full control of time

tbh i would use a 2h sword and take along bill gates.why?(Cuz with his cash i can buy alot more weapons several assasins and new partners and pumping my fists to 10000 fists in the air by disturbed

*steers topic away from religion*

what about dry humping some random chick and spooning with the guys

sickos

what age did everyone lose their virginity?

keep em coming you guys.btw invite your friends to this thread

am i? :^o :^o and sword you know you love me xoxo

your a man after my own heart.if you were a girl id eat your muffin

im trying to decide if your cool 8-) or some nerd pretending to get laid :ugeek:

^sounds good

immorality to me is like having 1000 partners by the time you die or willing to do it with people you never met before or getting laid in a drunken stupor with some hiv infected chick whos really a man

im scared of internet pedos and predators thats why i always make up fake names and addresses for every site i visit.except tif

ok now what about 1 night stands. discus

you all make convincing arguments keep em coming

ok do you or did you want just 1 partner for your whole life? what is the big deal about having so many? did you go searching for alot of partners(putting it out there)? or did you go from relationship to relationship getting laid? would you take your virginity back? who would you give it too? if stds didn't exist how many partners would u have?