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Spring couple fever. By this, I am referring to all of the obnoxious new couples appearing at school all at once. Some of them are due to prom, which is annoying in itself - people so stressed over a night of fun. The increase in couples leads to an increase in stupid/annoying couples - the ones who say "I love you" too soon, the ones who block half the hall holding hands, the ones leaning up against my locker to kiss, the ones who ignore all their friends for their new boyfriend/girlfriend. Also, some couples are two gross people. I understand there's "someone for everyone", but two gross people need not to be excessively physically affectionate. Nobody wants to see that in anyone, but especially not the couples who are composed of two socially awkward people or people who look like siblings.

But apparently when I'm winning I temporarily grow the parts.

My eyes are hazel and look different every day. All the saxaphone players at my school have a variety of shirts that say things like "saxy beast" and such.

Wow, a Ginger with green eyes and freckles. I don't know why my iPod automatically capitalizes Ginger, but okay.

Biases have been mentioned, my initial thought was hindsight bias - the thought that you "knew it all along".

Are you me? Because I plugged in headphones too, I need to do dishes before bed, and my sleep schedule is all screwed up as I've noticed based on how I randomly sleep for an hour each evening starting at about 7.

Oh cool, my brain thinks I'm dead and finds it necessary to deprive me of my sleep.

My legs tend to spaz out when trying to sleep. This typically only happens when I'm in the car or staying at someone's house, which both situations are super fun; in the car, I can't get up and walk or even reach my legs far enough to stretch, and at the homes of my friends, it's occasionally awkward to just get up and walk around at all hours of the night.

you guys worry about your bodies like a bunch of girls

I can crack my left wrist repeatedly and it makes loud yummy cracky sounds

Pretty sure everyone here is in a fighting mood.

I have lumps of fatty tissue on my chest, be jelly Or not.

I see that example, I guess as I've been taught though the situation where the verb makes you assume whose body part it is is preferable to using possessives. And the grammar concepts should stay constant between different areas, it's mostly the vocab that varies or the use of the vosotros form as I understand? And who, I just didn't want obnoxious use of puns at that point

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I thought body parts can't have personal nouns or what ever. Kick whoever told you that in the back of the head. ARE YOU FREAKING [cabbage]TING ME?! I have lost so many points on tests because our teacher told us body parts can not have any personal words or whatever, when I put mi or mis etc. Oh [cabbage] I am going to have to slap a [bleep]. But who's right now? Not who.

Except I don't know what they'd say because typically possessive articles aren't used with body parts. For example, me duele la cabeza is "my head hurts". Since the action of the noun is directed at me by use of the reflexive pronoun me, the head is automatically assumed mine. The situation with "la cara cuando"/"mi cara cuando" is confusing when it comes to this rule, since there is no verb.

Wow wits has no clue what's going on. Wittyface, has you read all of our findings? Okay dog don't lick cat when your tongue is sticky! Pshh animals

La cara cuando * not caundo. I had ice cream and now ninja dog is licking my bowl since I had peanut butter in it.

Fastestest?

You're just jealous that I got everyone's attention Sunday by saying I was gonna get wet and naked when really they don't care as much about you. And you're running away.

Like your [rooster] is made outta concrete? No, that sounds more like an erection Also, excess win can cause erections. But that would require having a penis, which I don't, which is why I am winning in the first place. Imminent epic victory can cause you to grow a penis. That'll make you feel extra masculine when the winning girls have bigger penises than you. If you're trying to beat me, you can't because I'm WINNING. I still win in the long run, penises resulting from imminent victory are only temporary. Also i can beat you because I'm BI-WINNING. Well, I'm TRI-WINNING like the Sick Puppies said. And if you were here you'd know that with my new appendage I am making it rain.

Like your [rooster] is made outta concrete? No, that sounds more like an erection Also, excess win can cause erections. But that would require having a penis, which I don't, which is why I am winning in the first place. Imminent epic victory can cause you to grow a penis. That'll make you feel extra masculine when the winning girls have bigger penises than you. If you're trying to beat me, you can't because I'm WINNING.

Like your [rooster] is made outta concrete? No, that sounds more like an erection Also, excess win can cause erections. But that would require having a penis, which I don't, which is why I am winning in the first place.

... The censor seriously says lady lumps? Seriously.

Like your [rooster] is made outta concrete? No, that sounds more like an erection