Menti

More like : Upon examining the examiner you examine, it is indeed an examiner. :) I do believe that it's 'Upon examining the examiner that you examine, you examine that it is indeed an examiner'.

I have recently finished my house, with the exception of charging the portals. I planned to fill my two portal chambers with portals to Falador, Varrock, Kharyll, Camelot, Lumbridge and Ardougne, but now I'm not too sure whether or not I should ditch the Falador portal in favour of a Watchtower one and move my house from Yanille to Rimmington. What do you think? :S

A good start would be to click on his RSN below his avatar.

Yes, I have one, locked away in my newly-built house's Teak Toybox. As for the matter of playing since 1999, explain how since "the game, renamed RuneScape, was released to the public as a beta version on 4 January 2001", taken from Wikipedia. :\

How should I go about killing Damis in Desert Treasure? My friend says Snare / Entangle him and Earth Wave, but what do you think? :\ Stats

Once when I was about level... 45, I think. It was some weirdo who I peed off by having better items than him. How do I know that? He made my friends something like this: Was here Now you Dont have Those Items Eh Hahaha Creep. Meh, I didn't lose that much, although this was in the times before bank PINs. Typical luck. What I do, however, fail to understand is why people go 'zooooomg you got hacked change your account change your account change it nao!'. I mean, having them know your username isn't a big deal--all of your RS friends do--so as long as you change recoveries and password to something completely different, you should be pretty much fine, if you set your recoveries in the first place.

You can only get Slayer experience on your assignments--no other monsters aside from the ones assigned will give you it. You could, however, use Genie Lamps and the Tears of Guthix to train if, in the case of the latter, Slayer is your lowest skill.

You can really cast High Alchemy on Camelot Teleport. >> But yeah, I'd suggest Yew Longs, myself. Use Mousekeys when alching to speed things up.

He probably died because he underestimated Damis' prayer drain rate, but I'm not sure, seeing as I've not done the quest myself.

I believe the code's ALR, but I'm not sure.

And to think that I've had a Gnome scarf wasting away in my bank when they're worth over 800k... heh. Great guide, though. Maybe add some information on where the orders are, though?

Yeah, I'm poor. I wear the one with the Proselyte most, though.

If I remember correctly, he doesn't give you another Silverlight if you have Darklight--that might be the issue.

I'm currently cutting Oak logs to train my Construction with, using the sole tree right outside Draynor bank because of their fast respawn rate, but I was wondering if there is a better place to cut them, or, preferably, a place where I can buy 3.2k of them? :\

Is there any set pattern as to how often you need to pay your servant? E.g, pay wages after x trips to the sawmill?

That's a spasm, not a spasism. Wouldn't he have said 'a mad fool having a ', though? Meh.

What the hell is 'spasism'? :\ Anyway, I've never came across one, but I'd probably keep it unless I knew the people well--they died with it and I wouldn't be expecting them to give me my things back if I died.

Real Life sucks, unless you buy the Atheism expansion pack. Then, you're pretty much ban proof from the main admin known as God. If he, she or it comes to ban you, use the following dialogue to save yourself: Mod God: Hello, [username]. I've come to ban you. You: Slight problem, there. Not only do I not believe in you, but this is proof of your existance and proof denies faith and without faith you are nothing. Quad erat demonstrandum. Good day--I've just banned you. Mod God: Oh, right. Damn. Thank you, Douglas Adams. :XD:

Do spiral staircases go up and down using the same room in Player Owned Houses? I can't remember if they do or not, and I can't find it anywhere.

Verac the 1337|-|4XX0R? Meh, the rest are drawing blanks at the moment.

I remember reading that the Butler in your house will serve you the +3 tea regardless of what shelving you have--does the same still apply? It's just that I might have read that he stopped doing that, but I'm not sure.

Fail? White = White Knight Yellow = Temple Knight Initiate Orange = Temple Knight Proselyte Green = Temple Knight Acolyte Blue = Temple Knight Partisan :/

Great guide; very humourous and with good information. I made an account called Generic Sod and Mr Hackett (Hackett happens to be my surname)--am I cool now?