Alexpop11

the zombie beggar falls forward, setting you on fire also. you die in the blaze, with the zombie. i take all of your stuff, and find 2 mil, in which the deadly gp was hidden.

banned for using a sentince that when i read it, my head hurt. bad

the repairman comes out, says "all fixed!" he walks away, and then the vending maching blows up, killing you. 'at a new vending machine'

the cheese suddenly explodes. why? i planted a grenade in it. you die in the explosion. i use magic to put the cheese back together, then go to hide. somewhere....

he falls to sleep.a deep sleep.one where he never wakes up.

granted. the jump forward in time upsets the natural balence, and an ice age starts. you are frozen in ice, and your icecube sinks to the bottem of the ocean. i wish i could eat lots of candy, and never get sick or die.

granted. i pour to much syrup on them, and they go all soggy. i wish i had some non-soggy waffles with syrup.

i kill your cat, and well you crying over its dead body i steal the cheese

granted. but, he's never at home, as he has to work. your mother is evil, and traps you in your room with barly any food, and nothing to do but stare at the ceiling, as all your stuff has been taken out of your room. you eventually starve. i wish whoever grants my wish to be tortured by a greater demon for 2 years.

banned for showing pictures on the "your banned" game

its going down!!

grass beats water

its about time someone actually put in a coin. here, have a cookie. the machine also gives you a cookie

i hope roy comes back to, i simply kick butt with him. and sonic, i hope he does not come in, hes not even nintendo! on the other hand, he's been on a wii game, so who knows? and im not sure if sega was made by nintendo or anything...

7.5/10 its cool

the injury was very serious, so they take him to the hospital, only to find its on fire. he dies 5 seconds later

hurray, petey piranha is back, and it seems this time, were going to fight him. if you've been checking the smash bros dojo, you can see the new mini-movie now. yay.

You get a note that says "thanks for the money" inserts a roll of tolet paper

banned for making my head hurt with a talk about cartoons :cry:

by the time you get there, your frend has gone for a 'joyride' The one on the front of the car is his little brother

banned for having a guide on making gp

a noob comes out, who will forever follow you saying "noob!" please note, this is in real life, not on rs inserts a peice of popcorn

granted. all the hippes are now mass muderers. you get killed later that day. i wish i was safe from all mass murders, murderers, and excaped lunatics

ill sweep all those ashes away

granted. he falls over, hiting other guns, witch fire at you, killing you i wish i hade a chinese penny