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And it's all, you know, fast food. You'll just fatten yourself up for the horde.

The food court in every mall I've been to has numerous entrances to the outside. And beyond that, there's still the issue of every single other mall entrance. The food court is too large an area to fully blockade with materials from the shops in the immediate area, or if you do manage it, it won't hold. Plus, the food court smells of meat, attracting every zombie in the area. Being near that is just bad news.

That sign says that blue robots cannot do something. I don't know what, really, but something. It means "Head doesn't (do the) work, hands work." or something similar (4 years of studying russian- fail, as I had to check "?????" lol) Wow, I was waaaaaay off. I could have sworn something blue was in there. I need to start learning this stuff again. It's sad because it's true. :cry: [hide=The End is Here][/hide] how is this going to happen if so im the leadermwhahaha You are...who now? [hide=] [/hide] Praise be to cracked.com.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you were serious. Wow. Where to begin? Ah, yes. Ditch the paintball guns. They won't work, since even a frozen paintball won't be able to destroy a brain in a single shot, unless the zombies experience very advanced decay very quickly. Just extra, useless weight, like the extra pounds your mom kept after you were born. Also, the mall. This has been covered; too many entrances, everyone will be there already, it just isn't a viable option. You're planning as if you'll be the only survivors, which I can assure you will not happen. And you will probably not be able to "grab a car" due to blocked roads and massive zombie amounts that will be drawn to the sound of your engine. Also, if DC is not overrun, it will be because the military is there keeping it in order, and will not let you in because you might be infected. In fact, you'll probably be shot before you can say "Lincoln Memorial".

I'm down with that. We need a list.

Unless you're pretty much completely blind, you can still drive, mate. It's just that it will say on your liscense that you must wear corrective lenses to drive. I don't think they would forbid anyone with glasses from driving, that's like half the population and growing.

Hey look! There goes the point!

You'll be dead within a minute. Pretty much. Stop being so optimistic guys. I wouldn't give him 20 seconds. But zombies are slow and it would take them some time to catch him. Fine, I give him 25 seconds. Anyway I said he'll be dead within a minute, not giving a certain length of time just saying less than sixty seconds. No no, he'll be fine indefinitely. Zombies only eat brains, right? ;)

Roaches are actually the only living creature able to survive nuclear fall out....so...no. I'd say if the bomb happened to land on the roach it's self, however the way nuclear bombs work, they never actually touch the ground. So unless you're willing to carpet bomb/agent orange your property for a few days.... :? But yeah, if it's as bad as you say it is just call up an exterminator. If it's no that bad, buy some of those sticky poison deals you can find at Home Depot. They're kind of gross after use, but they work. More than a roach can survive a couple of other bugs survived LONGER and BETTER than roaches. Water bears. They survive in space. And I don't think nuclear fallout survivability is an issue when you consider the giant fireball explosion that also accompanies a nuclear bomb. Which a water bear could also probably survive.

Damn, man. Two? I can't even afford one Sub-Terranean Dwelling.

I could go for that. But then my poor skills would be made readily apparant. Ah, what the hell. I'll do it. Surely I'm up to par with most of you guys.

I agree or at least a detailed description. How, at all, is that pertinent to Brandon's issues? We wouldn't expect you to understand that. Just know that it is.

Bought Oblivion today. And I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing outside of the main quest. I think I missed the very ending of the only dungeon (?) I've explored. But it's fun.

She's not showing you a lack of respect, she's finding it damn hard to assimilate into her new life and you're not making it any easier. No matter how she copes with it, by being annoying at times or whatever, it fundamentally cannot have been easy for her moving over here and trying to start a new life with an already established family. What would she have to do to make you like her? Because if it's do everything you want her to do then that's unreasonable. If you have issues with some of her actions then talk to her, calmly and respectfully like a man. If you start some petty [bleep] for tat thing when she does something you don't like then this clearly won't work. It doesn't take a genius to see that this is hard for you, and some issues like you've described are perfectly understandable. But try to see it from her point of view, and if she's being petty then rise above it. The way you're portraying yourself here is as some spoilt brat around the house who wants to have a [bleep] to try and get some sympathy. That's no way for a man to behave. She's not a woman that was raised by millionaire parents and now is marrying an impoverished man because of here love, she married the op's dad to up her financial standing. From what it looks like she is not planning an getting a job and is leaching of the family while op is being ignored. But his dad knows that, and is welcoming it. That's pretty much the whole point of mail order brideom. It's not like his dad met a girl and thinks she loves him for him, when she's really an evil [bleep] trying to steal his money.

I sing along to the CD in my car. If I'm alone.

Nah, I noticed, I just always forgot to say anything until now.

Yea, I can't tell you how many times I've been one-hit critted by an engineer. That should just not happen. And yes, axetinguisher is awesome. So sniper is ambidextrous, apparantly. He holds his sniper rifle right-handed but uses the Hunstman left handed.

Did you try telling her that you don't her cleaning?

You have to remember, she's from Russia is it? No offence to russians, but somebody who was involved in this kind of thing i would guess didn't have the most amount of money in the world back home. So she probably isn't used to all the things you have in America. She's probably not used skype much before, or her mother couldn't hear her very well on the other side? Oh and the whole food thing when you were shopping, what's wrong with her buying different things from what your used to? Exactly. In fact, she might not have had much access to ice cream at home. And unless you specified that it was your ice cream, it wasn't entirely her fault. Still some for eating it all, but unless someone says "don't eat this", you can't expect someone to leave it alone.

If only they were short answer, not multiple choice.... Who has right of way? Car or Pedestrian? Pedestrian, but I've never seen a man with enough balls to test that on the highway. I have. You just wonder what some people are thinking when they do stupid stuff like that.

Wow, you're kind of a [puncture]. First, you get pissed that for two hours you can't use a computer while she talks to her mother in another country? Seriously, dude? And she only got something to drink at McDonalds...woop de frikkin doo. She wasn't hungry, and you're upset? And if, like you said, she's never been in a car before, of course she's going to be surprised at the air pressure changes when you open the window. It's like introducing a dog to a microwave, it isn;t going to know why it "ding"s. And you're getting pissed at someone for having OCD. Way to be a champ. Of course, the other things are her being in the wrong, but still, man. You don't have to be a jerk about the other stuff.

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Yea, I know. I'm just not used to using it since I didn't switch it on until last week or so.

That sign says that blue robots cannot do something. I don't know what, really, but something. [hide=][/hide] [hide=][/hide]

Well, I need a test subject to find the proper combination of propellants that will ignite from within a panda....