Lenin64

Excessively negative people.

If I had one of those, I would put on a robe and try and convince people that they've died and haven't realized it yet. Hint hint.

It was never cool. They were never used at the right time. Actually, at one of my high school football games this year someone was patrolling the bleachers yelling "Buttscratcher!" and actually selling backscratchers. That was fairly funny.

How do they know? And no, this isn't the kind of authoritarian thing I can get behind, since it's socks. High socks don't breed anarchy.

You won't be laughing when the zombies are eating your brains because you thought a katana would be a good weapon. I have a garbage bag half-filled with used tissues from a cold I had many moons ago.It's gotten more recent use.

What happened to your family? How was the cattle car? Did you see anyone attempt escape? 3, bam, right there.

It's actually Renaissance-time period. I can't remember what they were called, but I think it started with A.

Im buying it by myself anyways...they said if I buy it myself their going to break it and not give me money back, and ground me for a LONG time. You could sue and have the law make them pay you back. Im only 14, and they would ground me for a long [wagon] time anyway, even if I sued. Where would I get that kind of money for a lawyer...>_> Where'd you get the money for a bigass trampoline?

Money for the collection plate, pardons from Hell (admittedly that second one was eventually stopped).

Damn, we still have an entire week. It's also supposed to rain all week. So far the weather gods are right. A week? My finals don't even start until June 12th. But we don't start until September.

No kidding. I might actually play sniper if I got that.

Oh, a recording from Alesteir Crowley? You know they need to play that. That guy was interesting on so many levels.

If it releases redhead succubi, I'm game.

It's for the original Xbox. If you can't find a boxed copy anywhere-you'd really have to use amazon or something for that, no chance at all really of finding one in stores-then it's downloadable for the Xbox 360 in the marketplace.

That works, I suppose. I believe that every member of the TZDF should play Stubbs the Zombie; it's the slow, dumb zombies, and it puts you into the mind of one, know what drives it, and what actions humanity will really take to counteract the threat. Maybe Stubbs himself is a bit unrealistic for a zombie, but it still holds some valuable insight, especially the ending. Also, quit using that bloody :roll: smiley where it's not appropriate. That's all of you; there's 3 places on this page where it's used like that.

Just out of curiosity, what are the signs that someone's been infected? Before they've actually become a zombie.

So what about survivors? Say we're moving along and we come across, whether they find us or we find them, a small group of survivors- a family, say.Do we let them join us? Turn them away? Kill them and rob of everything they've got in order to ensure our own survival?

500 or 5 being better depends on who is in your group and where you are. Also neighbors and people around you would be just as good as random kids you know on an internet forum. But you see, we have a plan. My neighbors would scoff.

Camping! Whoooooo! I'm actually partway serious about that. Might be fun.

Well, you walk into a restaurant, strung out from the road. And you feel the eyes upon ya, as you're shaking off the cold. So you walk into the rest-a-room, just to get some privacy but some some youngin's at the urinal with his pants around his kneeees. And you pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode. There are short urinals, yes, but if your kid removes his pants completey to take a piss, put him in a stall.

You forgot the yellow submarine. Also a boat/yacht. That way we can dance mix the zombies into submission. Also a cabin. But they have those on a boat.

Yes.

Flaws in your plan; - Soon as an outbreak is detected all navy personel will be called in (same with the army, airforce and all other forms of military.) - Farming underwater? Very dificult, wold be easier to live on an island. - How close are you to a gun shop? If so have you already started stockpiling ammo that is common among rifles/pistols. Plus the government will become suspicious if you do start stockpiling thousands of bullets. As you read this thread more you should quickly grasp what the ideal plans will be for most situations. : Also, glass for a submarine?

Maine is a lot further north than Virginia. By that simple virtue alone, Virginia is more accessible across the board; it would be easier for a man from North Carolina or Florida to reach Virginia than Maine. Even someone from North Dakota, unless they had a boat, could hike/drive to Virginia quicker than Maine. Which is my recommendation is Pocahontas, West Virginia, as supplied by Skull. Easier to get to for the majority of East Coast TZDF members and sparsely populated.

Or how to avoid explaining the joke? Why can't Hellen Keller drive? [hide=]She's a woman.[/hide]