Lenin64

[hide=Hey moron] Please tell me it doesn't represent anything bad... It's not an 'n,' it's an alt-code, I think for micrometers. I had a library book with optical illusions. Theres's some crazy stuff out there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta Micrometers is represented by the sound a cow makes. And it's also known as the crash code. µ [/hide] You don't need to hide your every quote. It's not an n per say, but it's funny that he thought of making something screwy for an optical illusions thread.

The spetsnaz are the special forces of the special forces. A lot of people die in training because they're not man enough for it.

I once microwaved a hot pocket for too long. Same thing almost happened.. My sister once microwaved macaroni and cheese without adding water. We had to evacuate to the basement, the smell was so terrible. It hung in the air for weeks, and the macaroni turned all black and dried. Kind of like my neighbor.

Wait! I still have a joke for this! Pyro may not be a flamer, but she's still the hottest class. I need to jump off of something for that pun now...

Anyone else notice the n in the title? Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!

Well, I am terrified of ticks. Not so much tocks, though. And I'm actually easily disgusted by...bodily functions. I'll not mention which one exactly. Keepin' it G.

That's weird you guys thought it was disgusting. :-k I didn't think it was disturbing or scary at all. :P I don't get it, either.

No it won't. Because those suggestions are fun.

http://www.aussie-nintendo.com/forum/sh ... hp?t=14451 You guys might like this, but be prepared for a long read.

Burn it. Screw the hammer.

Never. Now cross over to the dark side. We have updates.

11 minutes on the Boathouse. We stood on the rock to the right of the house, managed to fend off most smokers, but whenever a hunter hit someone someone else was pushed off the rock. All was well until we started running out of ammo and had to go back.

So we now have one million words in the English language, but only 7 that you can't say on television. One helluva ratio, and even larger than in George Carlin's original comedy bit on it.

For a man, they're about equal.

Haha yeah except that the ladies they get are all 50 year old biker chicks. Ish. Back in the day, though, they weren't. They were all 20 year old biker chicks. See what I mean now?

Ask her out, you both have red hair, so that's something in common already :P I was referring to myself :P Ask her out, you both have red hair, so that's something in common already :P :twss: Yes I just told you to ask yourself out. But have you seen the way they act around each other? They're like an old married couple. If anyhing, they need divorce.

I'd call that a lucky call, he was very lucky that the man didn't send in a few men to be sure. I would assume that luck factors into every one of these stories. Audie Murphy? Damn he was lucky that burning M10 didn't explode with him in it. I'm sure the finnish sniper also got a few lucky shots off that saved his life, or any of the other people mentioned here had luck involved in that they didn't take a bullet before they started showing off how badass they were. Plus the sniper got shot in the face and lived. That's more luck than anything.

Actually, unless you avoid audio diaries at all costs, you do find out what happened to Suchong. It's in his apartment, where you have to go to get the Lot 19something.

I had a flash of Stubbs the Zombie there, where you have zombie minions complete circuits to open up a door....it worked well there.

I was thinking about Hey Arnold! earlier today. Does anyone remember that word in the spelling bee episode that Gerald said no kid could ever spell, but the kid got it right and was then revealed to have a listening device with a chick in a van outside?

very awesome, not sure I would consider that badassery though. I think I would like to see this more then any of the other stories in the thread if I had the chance. The man held off an army of 100,000 men by simply standing there and being him. Nobody else could have done that; there literally was no other man alive at that time who could have possibly done the same thing. That is totally badass.

Why do you let your dog do these things to you?

GH: Van Halen. I've been waiting for this since I first heard of Guitar hero.

A Pendulum cover of Master of Puppets. I may or may not have soiled myself.

Why? I know tons of jackasses, should they all be deported?