Lenin64

Pocahontas West Virginia. Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there. The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good. But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll: Well, Shirley, you said East Coast. Virginia is smack in the center of the East Coast. You said yourself you're close to DC. See also you're suggestion for Virginia, which, as you claim, is "good for growing crops". What's the matter, skeered of a little travel? Little hiking? Maybe we should all just meet up in your town so you don't have to make a real effort to leave. Have us a little campfire and make s'mores.

Pocahontas West Virginia. Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there. The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

I am. We'd need a rendezvous point set, and a timespan after which we'd move on if not everyone has appeared. The journey would probably have to be made on foot most of the way. I recommend a place equidistant to most of our locations, quite possibly somewhere in the middle of the country. Immediate plan: Get all the nonperishables in my house into my car (in easily transported bags, of course) along with some trapping tools and flamethrower if it's built yet, then head for rendezvous point as quickly as possible. Once automobile is no longer a viables option, continue route on foot with GPS to make sure I know where the [bleep] I'm going, through forested areas if possible to A). make camp in trees and B). trap animals (squirrels, rabbits) for food (flamethrower to cook). Avoid all zombie contact as much as physically possible, and avoid an "attack first, ask questions later" policy. Stealth is the best option unless you know you've been noticed. lurkers ftw? lol i just made this account 2day... my parents just let me lol Dear mother dear father...

Ya'll need to stop beating my concubines. I'm getting the wrong type of moans. Seriousness: Make sure what you get is high-quality and won't somehow fail. The last thing you need is to, say, plunge straight through the trampoline fabric while landing on your [wagon]. Maybe show your parents the trampoline exercise videos, sway them to the "it's healthful :thumbup: " side. And don't do anything spectacular while they're in view, just in case they freak.

Seems we got ourselves an internet tough guy :wall:. If every problem was solved that easily would he really have had to make this thread? He wants some ideas on what to do that are alternatives to the one hardwired into us. And like I said, if he goes and kicks the guys [wagon] you think his friend is going to sit there and take it? You think he won't want revenge? Also I'm wondering if you follow your own advice, beat the [cabbage] out of everyone that does something wrong? You'd end up in jail. Have fun playing RS with Bubba from D block breathing down your neck. Did I say beat his [wagon]? No. I said confront him. Tell him what's going down, don't make up excuses like, "oh, it's broken" when it's not. Talk to him, face-to-face, and tell him that he can't be mooching all the time like he does. It's effective, and gets your point across better than pretending that his habit is simply inaccessible. "Confrontation" does not mean violence. And by kick to the curb I meant boot him from the house, despite whatever it may really mean. Same idea, confrontation. I say just curb stomp the mother [bleep]. :lol: Well, if we are going that route, I'd rather set fire to his dog.

That's what she said. ;) #76 on my list: People who explain the joke.

and those [wagon] who put their toothbrush in the wrong hole, my toothbrush holder hole is the first one I don't how many times I'm gonna have to tell them, ITS MINE. >.< There is no wrong hole ;) People who think they know how to raise their kids simply because they popped one out. Conversely, people who think they are child raising experts for the sole reason that one of theirs reached adulthood.

I was on a toy fort server against a team that was using 4 heavies. I got soo many axetinguisher kills. Probably more than regular flamethrower kills.

Isn't it just? Great for heavies, mostly if you get behind them, and since I don't use the backburner (I love my compression blast) it's the best way. Sometimes I use it on snipers, though, since they'll usually not have any idea wtf anyway. Yesterday I saw a heavy hiding behind a wall I was walking towards and got my axetinguisher ready, bastard thought he could ambush me :lol: Never stood a chance. Also got Fire Chief yesterday. Only a few more before I've got every pyro achievement, and hopefully the spy update will make "Got a Light?" easier.

Seems we got ourselves an internet tough guy :wall:. If every problem was solved that easily would he really have had to make this thread? He wants some ideas on what to do that are alternatives to the one hardwired into us. And like I said, if he goes and kicks the guys [wagon] you think his friend is going to sit there and take it? You think he won't want revenge? Also I'm wondering if you follow your own advice, beat the [cabbage] out of everyone that does something wrong? You'd end up in jail. Have fun playing RS with Bubba from D block breathing down your neck. Did I say beat his [wagon]? No. I said confront him. Tell him what's going down, don't make up excuses like, "oh, it's broken" when it's not. Talk to him, face-to-face, and tell him that he can't be mooching all the time like he does. It's effective, and gets your point across better than pretending that his habit is simply inaccessible. "Confrontation" does not mean violence. And by kick to the curb I meant boot him from the house, despite whatever it may really mean. Same idea, confrontation.

Or smoke signals. Hint hint, nudge nudge, say n' more. Also, in place of a dirtbike, go for a motorcycle. No offroad ability, but it has the other qualities of a dirtbike plus a better ability to carry extra gear.

Why not just drink it from the bottle? :| Why not drink straight from the tap? It works for me. 8-) Oftentimes I won't even use a glass. I'll just bend over the kitchen sink. Pisses my sister off for no real reason.

I just finished Stubs the Zombie In: Rebel Without a Pulse, which I've had for months now and never finished. Nice ending.

f-f-f-f-flashback! Didn't you, or someone else, post pretty much this exact scenario (except minust the store incident) about a year or so ago? Everyone pretty much said kick the mother to the curb. So re-follow that past advice for your future self now in the present. And darksonic: that's what we call "passive-aggressive" and is being a spineless [bleep]. Confront him directly, it's the only manly way to do things.

A bottle of water? That is wrong with you? Drink from the tap. Unless yours is filled with lead.

Holy crap. I actually said this earlier. Except minus the "He's Lenin" part.

I've only found one weapon, the sandman. Already have it, so now I have two. It really shouldn't appear as 2, that's just useless.

Makes me want to go to Wal-Mart and ask if they have this CD, even though I don't like Green Day. Then change clothes, put on some shades, and do it again.

And there goes the military. Well, maybe not. As long as you don't tout it, I think.

Hold on. I have a copy of the NecroVeganomicon nearby. Vegan cookbook. My mother uses it regularly. It serves the same effect as it's namesake; we've all gone insane from its terrifying contents. Apple-Peanut Butter-Caramel Bars The Dessert over Innsmouth Origin: That Dreaded Veganomicon, purveyor of madness and horror Ingredients: Crust: 3 cups graham cracker crumbs, 1/3 cup canola oil or 5 and 1/3tablespoons nonhydrogenated vegan margarine, 3 tablespoons plain soy milk, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. Crumb Topping:1/2 cup flour,3 tablespoons sugar, 2-3 tablespoons canola oil, "a pinch" of ground cinnamon, ginger, and allspice Apple Filling: 3 lbs Granny Smith Apples (~6), cored and thinly sliced; 1 tablespoon canola oil; 1/3 cup sugar; 3 tablespoons flour; 1 tablespoon water; see previous "pinches" Peanut Butter Caramel: 2/3 cup chunky peanut butter (no-stor kind that doesn't separate); 1/4 cup Canadian blood maple syrup (pure); 3 tablespoons asian blood brown rice syrup Procedure: PREHEAT oven at 350 F. Grease up a deaf guy 9x13-inch baking pan Prepare the crust: Place graham crackers in mixing bowl. Drizzle with oil and mix until moistened. Add soy milk an mix with fingers; crumbs should hold together if pinched. Press crumbs firmly into prepared pan. Prepare the Topping: Place flour, sugar, and spices in mixing bowl. Drizzle 2 tblspn oil into flour and mix with fingertips until crumbs start to form. Keep tossing the mixture; crumbs should be fairly large. Add more oil if necessary. Prepare Apple Filling:Combine all ingredients into a bowl, coating apples. Layer apples onto crust and sprinkle with crumb topping. It won't solidly cover entire pan; sprinkle randomly. Bake 40-45 minutes until apples are tender. At ~35 minutes, begin prepping peanut buuter caramel; Mix all ingredients very well with a fork in a small saucepan. Heat over medium heat for 3 minutes; the mixture should soften and slide off the fork in ribbons. When bars finish baking, drizzle caramel in ribbons over the top. Let cool. Slice 'n' serve, Makes 12 bars. That was the document I read, and now I have placed it in the tin box beside the cookbook and the papers of my mother the cook. With it shall go this record of mine-this test of my own sanity, wherein is pieced together that which I hope may never be pieced together again. I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me. But I do not think my life will be long. As my mother went, as poor Johansen went, so shall I go. I know too much, and the cult still lives. Let me pray that, if I do not survive this manuscript, my executors may put caustion before audacity and see that it meets no other eye! Yes, that last paragraph came straight out of the last page of H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu, with modifcations for context. Yes, I had tons of fun with this post.

You know, I didn't realize we still had guys like hedgehog here. Huh. Yup. We've got a pair and aren't taking the easy way out. That's something that always bugged me, really, that people use that explanation. My grandmother tried to convince me once with precisely that idea. I see the point, though, and covering my [wagon] is something I do on a regular basis. Anyways, how 'bout that fossil? Gotta love thumbs.

Behind a Church, eh? I believe they call that necrophilia...

The announcement for the Jarate link is just great. I wish I was near someone when they first saw that. I would gladly put it over their grave. :lol:

Very nice. I mind quite a bit, because my bass is like my prized possession. Don't like people using it without permission. I find it exceptionally worse when they realize that it isn't a guitar when they take it, then ask why there's only 4 strings. Proper response: I cut off the others to make garrottes for the last two people to take it from me.