calum12

morphs into the insurance man who quickly changes the guy above you's insurance. he is saved and kills you :P

I'm new and i need free stuff pls!!!!!!!

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banned because my firemaking is less than 2/3 of yours.

But my crash was near my respawn, so as you run away in the distance i catch your silhouette on the hills. I chase after you and shoot you as you descend the ridge. Mine again...

Robot

The first post. ..........................................

If that jumped out at you in the night you wouldn't think much was funny...

Guinea Pig.

An overwhelming urge come over you to say 'I am a sicko.' Press the rainbow button with little ponies dancing around on it.

Dollar. Zezima's password or Bill Gates' PIN?

But inside the grenade was a homing beacon which i use in conjunction with a 'borrowed' glider to track you down. As you stroll along i swoop down and pluck the gp from your hand... You will never find me!!!!

banned for asking for personal details... :P

Stupid beacuse most mules will kick you out of annoyance and that gets deemed 'stupid mule!!!!'

You (me) would get freaked out. It's not smart to post here when you can't think of anything to say because...

Banned because I have no idea what you just said (even though I think you were agreeing with me?) :-k

They aren't while you are in their animated world and will blast with whatever animated attack they can use. It is not smart to walk into a lampost because....

However I quickly Ardougne teled after i respawned and bribed your servant in the servant's guild to poison your food. As you lie gagging and retching in your house as the poison does it's work, I break in and snatch the gp from your dying body. I run off into the unknown, chuckling with glee...

Banned for understanding whatever you said...

Hi. Good luck.

Banned for being a sheep-eating tiger. (How am I a sheep??? :-k )

cambridge is one of the best ways to get lost. (is it in cambridge? i didn't know that). It's not smart to post your password here beacuse...

however unknown to you i was wearing an automatic inflating flotation vest. as you run away down the river, i take a sniper shot at you with my concealed spy gun/fishing rod and steal the gp as you collapse in shudders. I have it once more...

ive got 2 this week...

yeah. btw, all holiday events are f2p?!?!?!?!?!?!?! its one their few updates that they ever have