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Our foreign language lab has headsets, and it's pretty freaky when you are trying to talk to your partner and suddenly the teacher pops in on the conversation.

Yup. It's quite funny sometimes, actually. Like one time in Java, a kid was watching some GTA video, and the teacher locked his computer and put it up on the overhead projector. I was actually surprised the guy noticed him doing it, normally he can walk right by you doing absolutely anything on the computer and he won't notice. But yes, the system is there.

So it's Bill Gates points now, huh? :o Thanks for the comment. :

It's an interesting premise, I'll give it that, but it's pushing the boundaries of believability at the moment. You took on a heckuva challenge when you messed with God :P .

Borrow it from your parents and work it off later.

It's not going away any time soon. Just get used to people laughing at your puberty farts.

That's so fake it's an insult to people's intelligence.

9/10, the Muse one.

Death penalty!?!? Jeez, this is the limit.

1471 total, 94 combat. 15.7 \

Off-topic slightly, but aren't the Nintendo official US forums closing down? I go on there if I need help with The GIMP (some truly inspirational tutorials there), and it has a message at the moment saying the NSider forums are gonna be removed from public display on Monday. Yup. Right now all the topics are locked, but you can still read them. They'll disappear on Monday.

Good job on the test, I hate standardized tests. . . About the receipt thing, that might be considered real world trading, and I doubt you want to break rules doing this.

Guthans Spear on my 9th Barrows run, then proceeded to get skirt on my 19th and plate on my 20th. Total of ten Barrows drops, including double drop of Dharoks legs and axe on my 49th trip. 5 obby shields, 4 obby capes, and an obby maul from Kets. And no dragon drops to date.

Allrighty, here's the start to what I hope to be a fruitful series, written just for TIF. I present to you: Stratagem. ----------------- Ivan stirred. The first awareness that came to him was of laying facedown, his cheek in contact with a cool, unfamiliar metal surface. His mind was clouded; he could not focus on any single thought, as doing so seemed to be above and beyond what his mind was capable of at that moment. Ivan lay still, trying to bring his befuddled mental state into some sort of coherent alignment. Eventually, it was the metal that woke him fully. The cold bit into him, shaking his consciousness out of its stupor. With his newfound clarity of mind Ivan experienced a rush of panic. He bounded to his feet. It was semi-dark where Ivan found himself. He appeared to be in a corridor, dimly lit by strips of light in the ceiling. Down the hall a small distance, one of the lights was flickering. The walls and ceiling appeared to be constructed of concrete and metal, with the floor being almost entirely metallic. It gave the place a dark, artificial feel that was not welcoming in the slightest. Ivan could not think why he was there. The place was utterly and ominously unfamiliar to him. Ivan turned, and with a slight shock found another body lying on the metal floor a few feet away. He warily approached. The body was inert, which did nothing to assuage IvanÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s feelings. He nudged the body. It did not respond. Fearing the worst, Ivan rolled the body onto its back. Memories came flooding back to Ivan as he looked down at his friend, Kelvin. He knew what they had been doing. But he couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t remember how they had ended up in this unfamiliar place. In a sudden panic, Ivan leaned down next to Kelvin, hoping that he was okay. To his relief, there was nothing visibly wrong with Kelvin, and he was breathing. Ivan stood back up, looking around again. He saw no one else, which worried him. Leaving Kelvin where he was, Ivan started moving down the corridor, looking for some way out. He passed the flickering light strip, seeing nothing. He continued to follow the hallway, looking with mounting desperation for a way out of this depressing place. But there was nothing to be found but cold stone walls, and a metal floor that made an echoing clang with each step he took, and dim light strips that seemed to stretch on endlessly. And suddenly they ended. The lights stopped, along with the corridor, terminating in a steel door. Ivan studied the door, looking for a way to open it. To his surprise and frustration, there was no handle or latch to be found. Were it not for the hinges, Ivan would have thought that there was no door, only a solid wall. There was no way out in this direction. Ivan started back. He decided that he would check on Kelvin, and then try the other direction. He passed the flickering light again, and then did a double take. Something had caught his eye, something that he had not noticed before in the erratic lighting. It appeared to be a logo inscribed in the wall. Ivan moved closer, straining his eyes to see. It was a circle, circumscribed around a simple depiction of a bird with wings spread, body twisted slightly. In its claws it held a serpent, which was writhing in its grasp, attempting to bite the birdÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s other leg. The serpentÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s tail appeared to be the circle. Ivan couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t think of what it meant, nor did he care. It was not a way out. There was a clang from down the corridor, in the direction of Kelvin. Ivan jumped, startled and frightened. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬ÅKelvin?ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

This thread = win. Lol, first time I've posted here.

No. Background info would be helpful. Otherwise this will just get locked.

94 Combat, 1471 total. Net worth: ~20-25 Mil. About 2 Mil cash, the rest is in items. Barrows FTW.

^ What he said. Plus a bunch of quests, there's 246 QP's or something now.

Can't say I liked it very much. Confusing, not explained very well, etc. Pretty boring anyway.

[hide=Quotes] Why? A teenager having sex with a 30 year old adult. Who wouldn't hurl? Pamela Anderson recently turned 40. (Well, not that recently, but whatever.) That is a completely invalid argument. Does she have sex with teenagers? Exactly. Unless she does, then :uhh: . [/hide] The guy is talking like he finds 30 year old women disgusting. I used Pamela Anderson as a counterexample. I'm sure many teenagers have fantasized about her. And he didn't even bring in the mother/son relationship, so. . .

Way back when I was saving up for my uber mith plate. . . I thought smithing was the best money in the world. Spent hours mining and smithing bronze and iron and selling it to the Varrock general store. Then I finally got it and bought my plate, then went to the sewers thinking I was invincible. Good times.

Hah, just beat it. Hypermode difficulty unlocked 8-) . Pwnt.

Morytania. I love Morytania, especially Burgh de Rott and Meiyerditch, but there's nothing to do there :( .

Hmm. :-k I've seen the original Resident Evil once or twice. Bad acting, but it had zombies and Michelle Rodriguez, so meh.

That'd be pretty accurate for me too.