Lenticular_J

I'd get Geodude. Machop looks like an assface.

I know, right? We're probably just getting too old. Yeah, I love the presents too. Just the excitement. Plus it's one of the few times of the year when the whole family can keep a secret for several months. I made my brother's girlfriend open all her gifts from us today, because she isn't going to Dallas with us. I got something from my awesome, record studio-ing, motorcyclist uncle, and it's bound to be awesome. Can't wait, since Christmas Eve is a six-hour drive to Dallas, then just some chilling, and then the second-longest night of the year (after day before school; I'm taking some NyQuil with my for that reason), and theeeeen Christmas. Gonna be great. If I get any Xbox games, though, I won't get to play them until we get back Saturday. I think we are getting too old.

Goddess is an even new level of awesome. We need to make a motorcycle gang on Tip.It.

Love holiday meals. But I always eat less than I brag about. It sucks.

Most of my friends' step parents are more loved than the actual parents. One of my friends despises her real mom, but loves her dad's girlfriend. Another girl I know gave her mother's boyfriend permission to propose. Like a Disney movie! But my parents are, happily, together.

You don't want either. Fourth because if you break one and aren't able to race, I'll have to put you down. Second, because you'll have a permanent half-erection. And it's very easy to notice, so people will always think you were tiny in the pants department. A play on Zierro's words, thir. I decided I want to change my power to being a human stereo. Not having to open my mouth or do anything wierd, but I can make music follow me at any time, any music. Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Also being able to cause light effects. Or just make disco balls come out of any ceiling. That would be AWESOME. Good or evil? Well, people might get annoyed if I play wierd music. But I think it's quite beneficial to have my own theme song every morning.

It's an ugly dog scratching its cheek while it yawns. I've seen worse photos of YOUR COLLECTIVE (metaphorical, of course) MOMS EDIT: Seriously, is this a confessions thread or a "post wierd looking dogs to be a tool" thread?

If the US treasury can accept the concept of God, I accept the concept of Santa. I believe in both - it's a double win for me!

Trashin' the Camp - Phill Collins and N*SYNC

Borat and half of Dune. Dune was pretty good, stayed really close to the book for the most part. Pretty epicish. Borat made me pee myself.

Or would you stalk two ... tocks?

Choc needs to have a merry Christmas.

More than style - he also uses his pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit... DATA BACK TO EARTH I was listening to Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp, but I switched to Bowie by Flight of the Conchords thanks to dragoon.

Cold orange juice, then.

Birds are less domesticated than dogs. >_> Of course, I know plenty of people from the Birds (film) era that are scared silly of the little fly-y guys. Whatever.

Knowing how to throw a dodgeball =/= throwing a grenade, actually. Mainly because you won't be aiming a grenade at people in particular - if you even use one, you'll likely be clearing a room, and thus, not just a rifleman or anything. Unless you're stuck in a situation where clearing a room or even using a fragmentation grenade is necessary. But, hey, it can't hurt.

I'm really pissed. Apparently there's a movie deal going on, and someone's making Dan Simmons' Hyperion Cantos into a film. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME. I have a screenplay mostly written...And locations... I have everything. :c

Heh. Extreme persuasion, probably. AS in, I could persuade my keyboard to type for me. Yeah. Maybe the ability of mind projection, but not necessarily like Lenin's. Or just the ability to mix a fine Jack and Coke.

I'll give 'em a high-five.

...My dog family tree looked a lot cooler in my post preview. Well, it's an extremely awesome mutt. All colors of lab, a golden retriever, a wolf, and a husky. There might even be some daschund and border collie in there, because the grandma retriever was a mutt in every sense of the word. And daschunds and collies are so damn cute it's hard to believe that dog doesn't have part of one of 'em. Calmest dog I've ever met, too. By the way, if anyone here plans on getting a lab, make sure you get the right kind. Yellow labs are a lot like golden retrievers, best around children, usually calm, don't shed much (if at all), but will play if you want them too. Black labs are very calm, but don't like anyone to get in their face. Chocolate labs grow the most out of proportion, shed like crazy, and have insane energy. I've had all of the above. I WUB PUPPIES.

Guns =/= Nuclear arms. (You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.) Handguns =/= Hunting weapons. Handguns and hunting weapons =/= AK47s. Guns are not all equal. Most people have for self defense: Handguns. For hunting: Rifles and shotguns.

It was my game they guessed correctly. I DECLARE THUNDERDOME. TWO MEN ENTER. ONE. MAN. LEEEEEEEEEEEAVES. Besides, where's the fun in doing something normal and not ridiculous to decide this?

My uncle has this mix, and it's probably the best dog I've ever known. I'll show the family tree, since I don't know its real name. I can't find a picture, though. Yellow lab - Chocolate lab Black lab - Golden Retriever Full Blooded Wolf Full Blooded Husky V V V V A B C D V V AB CD VV Lovely widdle puppies!

Mmm, this is probably going to be me. I'll make damn sure my son(s) get into sports or something when they're young. I didn't, so I'm kinda behind right now. I'll make 'em be smart muscley-arms. I'll also inspire them to be adventurers and heroes.

Well, I got arrested today. And do you know what the Police said? "Every little thing she does is magic; everything she do just turns me on; even though my life before was tragic; now I know my love for her goes on." Lesson about the mysteriousness of love? Or I heard this song and thought it would be a perfect time for the joke? Only me and my little hatted buddy will ever know ;)