Lenticular_J

No, they use rusty spoons with their salad fingers. You may want to quote me to find out what I said.

YOU'RE A GIRLS' GAME

The Bloodhound Gang. They helped make punk music. And they're funny.

Actually, it does. It blends... EVERYTHING. -_-

I have a twist on them. First one: The one man has a wife with no legs, and four deaf children. The other three are pedophiles and abusive to their wives and children. Two: The baby is destined to grow up and discover the cure to cancer. Everyone else in the shack is to be a mass murderer. Moral dilemmas are stinky.

Argh. I hate approaching moral problems morally, or logical problems logically. It's so unnatural. Mainly because I can't see myself in any of these situations in real life.

But it's the only trade I could learn. See, I have only one leg. Dunno where I'm going with that one. But seriously, the only things we do is split hairs.

Not just from that one woman though, but from the family bloodline after her. .......you really think a woman could have 300? Well, that's about the potentially largest amount of children one woman could have. That's assuming she has octuplets every birthing period, and she gets pregnant hours after birth.

...My dad bought the "Magic Bullet".

Actually, it's more like a potential... 300 people.

Oh, my bad. I just knew they had something to do with eggs and that they were icky. I guess it still has the concept of "could be" lives being destroyed. I still don't understand why these doctors have to get rid of the three other embryos.

I meant the very first slabs of stone. They were designed to kill more effectively, just as guns were designed to. Meh, at least all knives aren't combat knives. I'd rather die from gunshots than be stabbed to death.

We're sixteen-year-olds with a new license given a ferrari. Of course there'll be some accidents. But, we know that we'll get killed if we [bleep] up too badly, so we find some way to pull out of it. Don't be such a pessimist. I still see trees of green - red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and you. And I think, to myself - "What a wonderful world."

Life > Death. Also, that isn't preventing three lives from being created at all. Under similar logic, women's menstrual cycles are evil. Although this whole thing is ridiculous. There are blood banks for a reason. Are you sure you aren't confusing a stem cell idea with another?

I'm not so sure I'd trust you as my surgeon.

Knives were actually designed to kill, animals. I'd wager poisons came before drugs. It's not a design to kill, it's an obsession with safety.

You have mad face drawing skills.

Sentience is important. We're the only sentience we know. We should help grow sentience and life, but we should hold ourselves in higher regard. We're like the gardeners of the universe. Or, of course, as my friend Freddie Mercury used to say: "Heeeeeere we are. Princes of the Uuuuuniveeerse."

DAMMIT I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT TELLING THAT JOKE I HATE YOU I'll tell it anyway. Here's what you're gonna do: One. You cut a hole in a box. Two. You put your junk in that box. Three, you make her open the box - it's my [bleep] in a box, my [bleep] in a box! Anyways. Get her a singing bass mounted on a plaque. Instant classic.

That whole post deserves "what." You mixed up about thirty stereotypes.

Yeah, Mexico (particularly Juarez) has gone to [cabbage] lately. It took less than a year, too. My mom and brother walked around Juarez' mall last year, alone, and were perfectly safe. Now they'd probably get shot. There've been something like 2,000 murders in Juarez this year, and under 20 in El Paso (the second safest large city in the country). Insane.

A record. And a quote from Forrest Gump, denoting my finality on subjects.

I got a nine millimeteeeeeeeeeeeeeer

It's 6'11".