Everything posted by Lenticular_J
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Homosexuality: Right or Wrong?
God gave us the capability to put the lime in the coconut. I think He doesn't care too much. But, technically, you just believe in traditional Catholic marriage. I don't see anything particularly wrong with that, I guess. Just tone it down a bit. I'm a homophobe, though. Complete and utter. Still, what a man and a man or a woman and a woman or a man and a woman do behind closed doors (or in front of cameras, or in the kitchen, or on a beach) is really none of my business unless it complies with various codes and guidelines as well as very skilled videography and I should really stop talking now. Well, technically, people attracted to women have larger right halves of their brains than those attracted to men, who have more similarly-shaped brains.
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music quotes ftw...
"So get up, fatso, and bust a move!"
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Lovely Day In The Land of Lincoln
Eh, we still have Nebraska. The "meh" state.
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Poverty Can Cause Brain Damage
That doesn't really sound like a misunderstanding to me. You're scapegoating religion for one of the most basic, terrible things about the human race - our ability to hate blindly. As long as there are two people on this planet, they could be the exact same, but they will find something to hate about each other. You can't brush aside the beliefs of billions.
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What's the weirdest thing thats happened at your school?
Did you go to my school...? My teacher said that when she first started teaching here she did that.
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If you were President, what would you change/add?
Actually, I realized today I would do nothing. Xenu holds all the power in this galaxy.
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16 year old with broken back, tazzed by cops, 19 times
How do you claim that? It would be very unlikely for the laddy buck to be alive. I was always taught once was more than enough with any person, and a bear would fall after four. By the way, people trust a Youtube video of some relatively small news station's report more than the police? I find that ridiculous. They weren't exactly telling the police that, were they?
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Lovely Day In The Land of Lincoln
Wow, that's crazy. Of course there's corruption everywhere in politics, but that's particularly nasty. Hope ya'll's next govnuh is better.
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Homework, a Help or Hindrance?
All me and my friends do is be outside during the summer. I don't know how to ride a bike (particularly with no handlebars), so we're building a chariot. With a paddle. It's almost done right now, and [bleep]ing awesome. When we get tired or something though, it is fun to play video games, even though we pay more attention to talking/listening to music/dirty jokes/wondering which of our teachers decided we're on drugs.
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What Languages Do You Speak And Are You Studying?
Because we think we're turning Japanese we think we're turning Japanese we really think so. Everyone around us is a total stranger, toooo.
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Real life pictures - 3
Same here. I think it's the hair and the way he's looking around. Latios, where'd you get the coat? I really want one like that.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
WRONG. Give her the gift before you've asked her out, you are forevermore in the FRIEND ZONE. DO IT. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT Just bust a move.
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Those "Holy <beep>" moments in gaming... [possible spoilers]
Haha, yeah. Halo 3 can really generate those moments if you're in a good game with good friends. EndWar gave me some of these moments. Like when I watched my friend fire his own WMD too close to his entire battle group and decimate himself completely while only getting rid of the enemy's artillery. I just said a quiet "[bleep], man..." and played some Sims. And when my riflemen were getting strafed by not one, not two, but THREE units of gunships when there was no cover around. Apparently airstrikes can be used devastatingly against them, though. :
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Getting a xbox 360 tomorrow. Any tips/game suggestions?
Get Xbox Live if you can. Games I'd recommend: Tom Clancy's EndWar. Fallout 3. Bioshock. Grand Theft Auto 4. Rock Band (1, 2, Guitar Hero 5, whatever). LEFT FOUR DEAD AUGH Plus games like Halo or Call of Duty can be fun.
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Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...
I'm just wondering why you expect the FBI to be interested in what kind of porn you're watching.
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The bible
Zeitgeist is interesting. At least, the beginning. I knew that a lot of the symbolism surrounding Jesus was just reused material create by the Catholic Church, but I didn't know so much had been used in other religions. - and that it all lead back to astronomy. I still believe Jesus existed and may have been one of the best men on this green and blue and white and brown earth.
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16 year old with broken back, tazzed by cops, 19 times
Well, the person who placed the 911 call is just wondering why the [bleep] some kid is laying on the interstate and apparently crazy. I'll bet the cops feel similarly. Too bad we'll likely never know the entire story. Every single source will be too biased. Also, 19 times is ridiculous. I doubt that completely. Any person who's been taught how to properly use a tazer knows that two zaps will bring down even the largest ... enemy? Foe? Whatever. By the way: Broken backs are very hard to notice. Just because someone's laying on the ground doesn't make it obvious. You can pull a lot of muscles, simply be dizzy, or even just get the wind knocked out of you and feel similarly.
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16 year old with broken back, tazzed by cops, 19 times
...What.
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Law of Conservation of Mass
Ooo, that works. Now to find what makes those up.
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Joe Satriani accuses Coldplay of plagerism
Oh, okay. I knew Under the Bridge was one of their relatively old songs, but I didn't know when they recorded it.
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Man charged With Threatening School after Jagex tip-off
I declare that from this day hence, any time a video game company rescues ordinary citizens, the act will be a "Vroom, vroom, vroom." IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN.
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If you were President, what would you change/add?
But then you won't learn the social and cooperative aspects of education which are vital in the workplace. Eeeexactly. But it'll be useful in a couple years when I'm a junior and a senior and get to leave at noon eeeeeeeeeeeeevery day.
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Law of Conservation of Mass
I don't know if you just miscommunicated your point, but there are particles smaller than atoms - You've surely heard of at least some of them. Protons, electrons, neutrons. There are others. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subatomic_particle A little bit of miscommunication. I meant something that makes up atoms on a smaller scale than protons and neutrons and such. Something that makes up protons and neutrons. And maybe something makes that up. And something else makes up whatever that is.
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What will you be celebrating this month?
That's what we do, even though I've taken walks to early gospel services the past couple of years. I'm talking really early. We're up and prepared for present time BY 5:30 in the morning. Our cousins told us they weren't waking up 'till 9:30. We LOLd.
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Poverty Can Cause Brain Damage
Yeah, people would NEVER find a cause for war outside of religion. All us stupid religious folks are just too busy killing each other to learn like you edumacated folk. We'll just go marry our cousins now. I guess we'll also play with our Vatican, Temple of Solomon, Jerusalem, Mecca, and Vashnir in the corner. No.