Lenticular_J

What nationiality are these "Gobble gobblesians"? Are they [pause, hand coming up] a threat to our great nation? True, don't be petty.

I've beaten the game. Kinda sad at the end, and to celebrate the end of my game, I killed everyone in Bowerstone :lol: Now I'm gonna go through it a lot slower, with a completely neutral female. A jungle-fevered-lesbian female.

...Harry Potter isn't true?

I'm sure people will remember him for different things in a hundred years than we will in twenty. But I don't remember much anyways. I've been too young most of his term(s).

I lol'd. Huh, meant southwest. Whatever. I didn't lol, I learned how to wash my hands.

You aren't "ready" for sex at thirteen, especially if you think you are. Where would you do it, anyways? You're thirteen. And unless you live in my town, the girls won't just be throwing it away for at least a year. Plus, you sound too mature. That's a common sign of being less than confident in real life. What exactly is the problem with your luck with the ladies? By the way, being bored doesn't mean you should start humping everything in sight. Trust me, my city has the highest concentration of STDs in the city - I have to be careful who I hug, much less put anything I don't want to fall off inside of. Just wait. Until you find a person who's ready - and you're actually ready, too.

Neither is hurt feelings for what you're eating.

Those parties must be crazy.

I like that idea, Kranked. And the quote in your signature :P

Mine do. AAARGH MAGE.

For someone who often gets angry about closemindedness, NoMore, you're having a surprisingly narrow view.

If you're at a party, it's more likely that she'd know it's a one-night stand.

Man Evil, you've been working hard. Remember when we got the archmage achievement by accident? :P

What do you want, a map? Get off your high horse and realize that we're not trying to convert you, and even if we did, there's no logical explanation for either side. You're flying by faith that there is no God just as much as I know there is one. Did you go to the Galapagos Islands to study evolution? Did you build and learn yourself how to operate an automobile? Were you there during the American Revolution? The passing down of ideas and knowledge. More common then you think.

Doesn't mean you have a brain tumor. You had a wierd dream and your head hurt. Seriously, if that means you have a brain tumor, then mine must be a [kitty], since it hasn't killed me for nine years. Might as well go to a doctor or something, see if they can give you sleeping medicines.

It's about being a hero. You do heroic things. And sex up the ladies.

Even if it's a crappy battle, if the game's epic enough, magical things are bound to happen!

Oh God I could eat steak every single day, for at least half a year. But I'd need A-1. And things like potatoes or even fries would help. But I love steak. And A-1.

Well, thanks to Fable, I've spent 10 hours yesterday and about 3 and a half hours today. :D

The "(ie heaven)" part is not in John 14:6. That would be - what? Your own interpretation. A literal interpretation of that would be that the only way to reach God is to walk through Jesus. Nobody takes the Bible literally period, as that would be stupid, as I've illustrated. If you can point me to the cult that worships Jesus as being a door, I'll see what they're up to.

I just think he talks too much about stuff that just isn't his specialty. And he isn't a good talker, despite how often he does it. Hold on, I just noticed something. The ads are running on the bendy buses, right? So that means the straight buses are good enough for you atheists? Man. Also, you know what would be the most hilarious thing ever? If, the day the ads started running, every bus broke down. Hehe. If we're bringing once upon a times into this, once upon a time, scientists didn't know how to make fire.

[hide=Antics and immaturity.]HAHA. My wife caught me asking two women to come back to my place, screamed "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!" and ran back to her favorite place. I asked another woman, and saw my wife while walking to the tavern (I wanted the Swinger achievement), and she asked if I wanted a little something something. So yes. I am officially a pimp. Also: Having a swinger party with your wife and others is very fun. It lasts a lot longer, some of the comments are funny, and your wife will continually ask how you could cheat on her. :lol:[/hide] Ahh, debauchery.

I think the Bible needs a new verse. Lenticular 7:54: And the Lord Jesus did rise upon the commoners, who bickered and bit at each other, and cast them all aside. With His pimp hand. Quite eloquent. Seriously, that's why I usually don't debate this stuff. I believe there is a God, and Jesus is His Son, but what's arguing gonna do about it? My beliefs involve God letting whatever you think will happen happen, and possibly saving you from it if it's just too terrible.

Are you kidding me? I killed four beetles for 1500 gold doing bounty hunter :lol: I want a master clockwork rifle. Or at least flintlock. I don't like turret. Also, level five blacksmithing is pure win for money. I make 120 per sword, and that's at one multiplier. Spoilers.[hide=]In the 'Till Death Do Us Part, I married Alex and had a kid. But she wouldn't have sex with me again. I contemplated killing her, then I bought the expression "Come back to my place!", and sexed her. Then I killed her because I came home and saw another man AND woman in my home. How do I get the swinger achievement? Brothel?[/hide]

I prefer brooks to streams anyways. Can a stream babble? No. Together, my brothers, a new era of babble shall dawn upon this green Earth! ...To be blue, Earth!