Lenticular_J

A ton of paper (2,000 pounds. Think about how much paper weighs) would "save" about 17 trees. Which would be harvested or die anyways. Your IDEAS ARE FUTILE THE TREES SHALL BURN WAHAHAH

I think a quick spear through their brain is a lot less painful than getting gnashed by a shark, or being raised in a tiny fish-farm. Seriously, there are people who give a [cabbage] about fish that could eat them now? If I saw one of those mother [bleep]ers in the water, I'd get out and film them destroying Tokyo.

... Knocked Up beat you. I'm hopping on the movie reference gravy train! Anyways. I just don't want to go gently into the good night. Changing the film industry would be nice. But there is a little part of me that yearns for revolution and downfall of our civilization. Could it happen? Maybe. It would suck, and hopefully nothing drastic would happen. Perhaps just revolution. Although honestly, it would take something drastic. If the government keeps enacting all these regulations and crap, people will start noticing, but who knows.

My brother totally took a picture. He had to get it because it's in Dallas, and he's threatened to keep it. He doesn't care if you see him, because he likes making new friends and meeting new pretty ladies. [hide=Hell yes.][/hide] My dad's driving it until I can, but it doesn't have a cup holder, so I definitely know I'll be getting it (my dad can't survive without Diet Pepsi. It's primarily what his blood is made of). Man, I'm really psyched. So glad I worked with my uncles this summer. Those of you needing money: work on a farm! I have something like 200 dollars that I count my own, but I just had my birthday and got about a hundred bucks altogether from my family. Also, my brother got a new phone, so he's giving me his old Blackjack (which he never used, he got it and his new phone refurbished for under twenty dollars). ROCKIN INTO THE NIGHT ROCKIN INTO THE NIGHT. Only lame thing is gonna be working at United this year. I won't be able to much, I'm figuring out, because I'll be hanging out after school at least once or twice a week, going in early pretty often, PLUS I have to learn to drive, although I am taking home-taught, which helps a whole [cabbage]-load. Gonna be a good, albeit incredibly busy, year. I guess it's good for me, though, because pretty much until this summer I sat in my room all the time playing games. Now that's pretty much just Wednesdays and boring weekdays. I need to make plans for this weekend. Seeing Pat Benatar in Ruidoso with dad tomorrow, coming back Friday, and I want something waiting for me on Saturday. Namely: ROCK AND ROLL

My dad bought a 1990 Nissan 300ZX today. It's really nice, the guy made a part of his website for it for a college project. Hopefully I'll be getting it, but my dad says he might like it too much. It was very reasonably priced though, 4k, and dad says if I pay 2k and the insurance and possibly the gas (shouldn't be bad on gas, insurance might be tough, but I already have 2 grand. And if I actually get AdSense work going sometime next summer, that should help a lot) it'll probably be mine. The guy seems like a really cool guy, going to UTD now, I think he was a Marine or some form of military. The car has obviously been taken car of. There's one tear, body is totally straight, it has T-tops, oh God it's beautiful. If 60's muscle and the 90's just had crazy sex, this is what it would make. Really like it. I'll take one of the pictures. EDIT: Nevermind, I can't take them because I can't just copy them. And I don't feel like finding a good one. Here's a picture of a similar one, though. This is actually a '93, I think. But looks almost exactly the same. [hide=][/hide]

Find you and junk-punch you as hard as I can. And then I'd (verb) every single (noun) I saw. You can fill in the blanks if you wish.

Yeah, I've actually learned FAR more from videogames like Civilization and just being on here than I have in school. Now I notice whenever teachers (especially history teachers) are wrong, but I don't correct them because there's no point. Which pisses me off. I'm slowly realizing how brainwashed and stupid people at my school are. The only reason people can give for the Civil War is slavery, which wasn't a big reason at all. Oh well. Can't fix something that's broken beyond all belief. Might as well just go buy the new Zune. Ooooo. I thought nobody liked New Jersey. Thought you northerners considered New Jersey one of you like we southerners let Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Florida just chill out with us so we can make them get us stuff. Although it is true. When I ride my horse to the beach, I take off my boots and cowboy hat before my Confederate Flag shirt and jeans with a huge Confederate belt buckle. Then I lay out my Confederate towel, find a spittoon for my tobacky, and beat my slaves before I swim.

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a giraffe. I think I might just try and get ONE date with one of each of those three girls, and see who I like the most. But, then again, I have a couple girls in journalism I really like. And one in chemistry. And one I ride the bus with to my class that's off-campus (she didn't know anybody except I kinda knew her from last year, and she's a VERY white girl, and most of the kids that go to the off-campus classes are Mexican). I guess that's kind of it. Crap. Wish I could just fill up Saturday with 1-hour dates from 10 to 10, that would probably have me covered. Not gonna happen, though. I'll probably just have to put on my robe and wizard hat and roll my 12-sided die.

There are black kids at my school with Confederate flag belt buckles. Pretty sure it's just a flag. Funny how generally the same people who say burning a flag represents nothing can say a flag flying can represent hatred. I'm looking for my own Confederate buckle, though. Hard to find a good one, the circle ones dig into your crotch and belly, but the square ones are ridiculously huge.

I've gotten mad good with my harmonicas, if I do say so myself. Of course, very few people can say they could do it better because it's a rare, cool instrument! Now I'm saving for a Kaoss pad so I can learn how to DJ minus tearing apart my precious vinyl and a theremin because they kick [wagon]!

Black Crooooooooooooowes various brosefs! [yt]hWuSrc53QL4[/yt]

DAMMIT I NAMELY LIKE THAT WORD. But, no, I'm not really afraid of that because I don't care quite as much. I'm just confused on whether I should act on one of them. Or all three, although I really doubt that would work out well with these girls. Most girls at my school, really. I don't know what I'm trying to get advice on. Just confused and writing it out really helped, at least.

Well, Lubbock pours in fluoride by the gallon, but it has a nasty reputation for how bad its water is. It doesn't even use wells for some ridiculous reason, it pumps 80% of its water from nasty lakes that people here use for recreation. I liked the water from our well back when I lived in the country, it was good even though it yellowed my teeth. But Lubbock water tastes and smells worse, and [bleep]s your teeth up bad.

What do I doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Namely.

I'm pretty confused. Could namely use a hand from Dan, but I just need advice on this one. [hide=This is a friggin novel.]So, back to school, looking my usual good-looking stuff, doing pretty good although I haven't gotten numbers or anything, just being thrown off by school you know? Anyways, three girls that I've known, [cabbage], since middle school. They know I was such a little nerd back then. And I've pissed off every one of them, and two of them I went out with once (don't wanna talk about it, I pretend a lot of my former life didn't happen). Well, the past couple days (well, namely today, I have 2nd period with all three of them, 3rd with one, and I hang out with another one in the parking lot after school waiting to find a ride), I've been getting ridiculous IOIs from ALL THREE OF THEM. I mean, mad crazy ones that I would act on as fast as I could if I wasn't so damn confused about it. One, we'll call her K, is a tall (6"5 or something, my forehead just about reaches her nose) athletic girl, only she's very good looking and I like that. She's funny too, and I know she hasn't had a boyfriend in a long time because of issues she had with a guy in 8th grade. Just have her in history, but she sits next to me, and every time I talk to her she's sitting there giggling, playing with her hair, and looking at my lips. She's also checked me out a couple of times. Other girl, H, is a cheerleader and kind of ditzy, although she's probably the only one of the cheerleaders I'd date. She's looking very good since this summer, and she's a perfect height for me. I know she's had a crush on me about every year since 7th grade, I was just an idiot and didn't know how to really act fully on it. She sits behind me in history and flirted with me the whole time in class today. She tried to pick up my desk with her feet, kept touching me, just general flirtatious stuff. I mean, I responded, I picked up her desk when the teacher was out and nearly tilted her out of it :lol: She's not very heavy. She's the one I talk to in the parking lot. Then, another girl, call her J, is the one I have 2nd and 3rd period with. We've had an interesting relationship in the past. She's one of the best-looking girls in the school, and her family's very wealthy (her dad is a leader in the Lubbock branch of the Lions Club!), but they're a ranching family, and she's incredibly down-to-earth. The height difference bugs me, because she's about 5"1 (I'm almost 6"1, shouldn't be long!). Anyways, dunno why I'm putting all these details, part of what my speech teacher was saying about details today I guess (more details lead people to imagining things and people easier, which generally is good). So, our history teacher is a real ranching man, so he let all the girls go first while all us guys waited (pissed off a lotta guys with CA the next period), but J was waiting for me and demanded I walk her to class. Typical IOI behavior followed, I was kinda cocky-funny about the fact that she was wearing shoes that probably boosted her 4 inches and - now, this part was tricky, but I was intrigued - she still probably couldn't kiss me. I wasn't expecting the response, something along the lines of "Well, I guess I'll have to teach you to start leaning down!" Now that was interesting. So, sorry for the novel. Really confused, although it helped me a helluva lot to write it all out and read through it. Helps organize my thoughts. Not gonna do anything until next week though, I made that policy the first day. Catches a girl too much by surprise to do that in the first week (indeed, it might be better to wait a couple weeks, but more pushy/desperate guys might start swarming). Maybe Pat Benatar will be able to give me some advice Thursday. Anyways. Thanks for reading, if you did.[/hide] Do you like dinosaurs?

You suuuuuuuuuuuuck. We have the same old girls. And we were expecting the freshmen to be hot, since the sophomores before us were hot and our class was very blah. Well, okay that's a lie. My journalism class is full of freshman AND senior biddys. And I'm one of few guys in that class, PLUS some girls in there already know me. They up-valued me while I was talking to a good-looking girl, came over and started going all girly over me. You know how I mean. I wanted to give them all high-fives (I wonder if a woman would be a good wingman. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm). Hopefully should be a good year.

I dunno. I live in Lubbock, so Buddy Holly is pretty much my dad. My dad grew up in America, so Obama is kind of like my uncle. JUST MESSIN BRO. It is cool that someone even vaguely related to you grew up with someone famous.

My dog smells like a farm dog. I don't know why, and it's really pissing me off because she likes to rub on me and that's a disgusting smell. Hay and cow [cabbage]. People that say it's refreshing are either lying [wagon] or haven't spent a lot of time on ranches.

To the question of political corruption: Yes. Every politician looks out for his own interests and how to line his own pockets with money. Obama wasn't some tool of change, and McCain, while said to be the same-old, was no better nor worse. Obama's done some good stuff, but money rules all in our world. I've never had Fiji water, though. We just go to these little water stands called Windmills and get water, it's mostly from local sources like the Ogallala. The Fiji thing sounds like the same old song and dance. Corporate politics. And if I go to SXSW next year, will I be called a geekarati? Because that's a wierd word I don't want to be called.

We keep our shotgun loaded for home defense. But a pistol? Or a rifle? No. A rifle would shoot, go through walls and kill whoever's sleeping in the next room, and a pistol could do that too. That's why shotguns are generally the home defense of choice. I wouldn't keep a pistol loaded if I had one, that's for sure. If someone found it, they'd probably think they're SO RAD and pretend to pop caps. Since I'd probably have one with a safety system like my brother-in-law's, it would be very easy to shoot if you didn't know that was its safety. Soz.

I didn't expect him to look like that or make good music. I'm intrigued!

A girl I dated once this summer wouldn't leave me alone. She changed her myspace to "I love him" and her texts had that signature thing and it said "Happilyyyyy Takennn". I don't count her as a girl I've dated any more.

Yep. If you point a gun at a person, you only intend to shoot. If you intend to shoot, you intend to kill. There's no "pranks" involved with something that can kill a man. That's why I rarely tell jokes about my fists.

I'm on a boat, the game, crap like that is washing into my school. IS STUPID. Anyways, I don't much care for memes either. They don't really irritate me too much, though.

Alright first day. Freshmen are much smaller than I expected. Seriously. Were we that tiny? I'm a head taller and several (dozen) shades broader than even the football players. Crazy. I realized on both my block days, my 2nd and 3rd period classes are going to be impossible to navigate between in time for the bells. My blue day 3rd period teacher will probably understand, but I already hate my red day 3rd period teacher. I only have two teachers than I know I'll hate, and I'm pretty sure chemistry is the only class I'll really dislike. Algebra will suck, and so will Spanish, but the rest of my classes are okay. Off-campus lunch is alright. Quizno's has $2 sammies and free water, plus I'll probably befriend the guys that work there during our lunch, so I guess it works out good. I'll just have to start bringing something to supplement my Sammie, because by the time I got home today I was pretty hungry, and my mom rarely cooks any more. Looks like it'll be a boring, maddening school year. My excitement pretty much died out when I realized it was all the same people everywhere.