Lenticular_J

Yep, piques interest. Cat-string. All that. But I probably won't be interested in them, guys. I don't like long-term relationships. I just want to approach. Hopefully my friends will watch and I can teach them to be good wingmen. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete. It is not a perfect metaphor.

Their whole job is to be attractive. Well, and a few other things...

Nothing we can do, really. They keep out of America for the most part, and I doubt Obama would be into giving any real aid to Mexico. Us border states have to deal with it as best we can. You honestly think that would stop the cartels? This would just lead to a fight between American corporations and drug cartels over who controls and distributes. Just saying do whatever the [bleep] you want won't help, because people will then do whatever the [bleep] they want. By the way, as to Portugal: Portugal is the size of Pennsylvania, with a population even less than that same state's, comprised mainly of full-blooded Portuguese people with a small amount of legal immigrants. It would be much easier to just legalize all drugs and treat addiction if it was even mildly feasible in a country our size. C'mon. The problem I'm noticing is: everyone here is coming up with ideas, but they're very bad ones. Everyone in Washington and the UN isn't coming up with ideas, but if they are, they're very bad ones. The drugs and all that [cabbage] are screwing Mexico over. It isn't like a [bleep]ing clog in the toilet - if you do something stupid like legalize all drugs or invade Mexico, it isn't going to be all peaceful and happy. This will take years and years to sort out, if it ever is. With corruption being forced into every level of government, Mexico is slowly turning into a government that is, essentially, owned by a corporation - the drug gangs. While there are tons of those gangs, all at war with each other and the government at the same time, all of them want the government to be more susceptible to their demands. And it is happening rapidly. Pretty much screwed any way you look at it. It takes a different frame of mind to solve a problem like this. You don't heavy-handedly invade Mexico and force everything down, and you can't just act like a little girl and legalize everything hoping the problem will go away. You need to think outside the box. And governments are notorious for their inability in doing such a thing.

Pushup bras work miracles, especially on-camera. I like her in the tank top, but a girl in jeans and a tank top generally can't look bad to me.

I was listening to 'For the Girl' by The Fratellis on the drive home today, and I made a neat 20's speakeasy-type scene after looking at the album art. Very fun. The words go great if you imagine everyone going around enjoying a party. Whole album is like that. And am I the only one that doesn't think of sex that much? I do when I feel like it, but having your mind controlled by it will certainly leave you disappointed in a few years.

Same thing, kind of not really almost but not. If I had to guess, I'd say around 18 or 19. ANYWAYS. Someone else look older.

First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep]ing do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

Why do you even give a [cabbage] that other people think someone is attractive. This is a stupid argument any way you slice it. And I think she looks pretty hot there.

You look older than 15 or 16. In a good way I guess?.

I was gonna take AP, but they didn't have English, only World History (I hate the teacher, had her last year) and some wierd classes. So I'm good with Pre. Also, comments on your school: 7:30 starting time sucks, but at least you're out by 2:40. Crappy lunch, although ours is 40 minutes total, so with trying to get across the street and back, we probably have as much as you. We have 5 minute passing periods, and YOU HAVE A TV? Maaaaaaaaaan. Plus, ESPN is better than biased news being shoveled into ignorant kids.

Haha, I just realized red and blue are our school colors. That explains it. We go from 8:30 to 4:00, every day, though. Other activities excluded (very few people actually get there between 8 and 8:30, very few leave before 4:30 or 5:00). And it's communications applications. I make terrible guesses.

How to turn what I see into a film. Especially if I'm listening to music, I can create whole scenes very vividly. In fact, a lot of the time my whole thought process takes form from cinematic points of view. It might be a problem. People look at me wierd when I start moving around (or telling them to) to look for good natural light.

I just don't want to include hunting and gun laws and crap because I don't want a flame war. I'd like to learn how to use a bow, but it looks extremely hard. My sister came out while we were shooting, and quit after one shot. We had to catch her, and my dad helped her hold the gun. It was funny. Full Metal Jacket is hilarious.

I noticed a lack of shooting topics. I know there are some other guys on this board that like guns, c'mon! Now that I'm a bit older, I really appreciate shooting. My dad plans on finding me a .22 (I've never owned a rifle of my own), and we have a 12 ga Remington pump (we got a shorter barrel about 7 inches less than the original). It can go about 40 yards before the spread is too much to try and shoot at stuff. We had a lot of fun shooting at cans at my grandparents', and I'm a better shot than I thought. First time with a 12 gauge, pumping them off pretty fast, and I got the majority of the pellets from 4 of my 5 shells into a can (my cousin threw it up and I missed it entirely, but I hit it every shot on the ground). So. THIS ISN'T A [bleep]ING TOPIC OVER GUN LAWS, HUNTING, OR ANY OF THAT [cabbage]. THIS IS ABOUT GUNS THAT GO BOOM AND THE CANS AND TARGETS THEY GO BOOM INTO, THUS BRINGING YOU FUN. DON'T PULL ANY CRAP. Everyone needs to shoot a gun sometime. It's like sex. All parties within the general area (well, behind you and out of the danger zone) enjoy it. I really want a pistol once I learn to handle a rifle good, but I have to take a gun safety course this year anyways. Carry on, my children.

I got my schedule today, I really like it although I'm sure my friends won't have one even close to it. I also have two teachers from last year that love me :lol: [hide=I bet you care.]Blue days I have: Journalism - World History Pre-AP - Independent Studies English (Academic Octathlon) - Lunch - Community Applications (I think either health or speech) - Algebra 2 Pre-AP (With my math teacher from last year, who loves me in a hating way). Looks like this will be my easy day, and I bet it'll go by quick. Red days (I always have them harder and longer! Damn...) Theater Arts 2 (Bright and early in the morning. Me and my theater teacher have a funny friendship) - Chemistry Pre-AP - English 2 Pre-AP - Video Tech (this one is interesting. It's duel credit, and I thought it was only in the spring, so it really surprised me.) - Spanish 2 Pre-AP.[/hide] Pretty neat schedule. I'll be a sophomore.

The grass of the plains will be tall enough to hide velociraptors within eight months. The only hope would be buffalo escaping and resuming their trampling of the plains. Otherwise, the grass could grow about human heads. Then, the terrorbirds come into play... The problem is, there are giant angry dinosaurs and tiny smart ones. Well, they're all smart, but if they became angry they would down us to the last man, woman, or child. Our only hope is allying with the dinosaurs and becoming a glorious human-dinosaur hybrid and ascending into the heavens, unleashing our wrath upon the unsuspecting universe! I should write a book about this stuff.

If they wanted to. Not that they'd need it. They could use their tails and claws to propel a boat. They never stop hunting.

A helicopter would only give a velociraptor good ideas.

I should start adding more people on my Facebook. I don't use it a ton, but a lot of my "friends" are my family. Not even close to all of them.

Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman, Tara Reid, that's really it for my tops. Katy Perry is hot, too.

You don't understand what cold blooded means, do you. They'd have a better chance than you. They know no fear, pain, or happiness. Only bloodlust.

I start two days after my birthday. Well, I guess 3. My birthday's the 21st, I start the 24th. Late August birthdays can really be lame. Especially when your parents put you in school a year early so you're about 2 years younger than the kids in your grade. Or, in some cases, up to five years ...

Related: Honestly, with new research showing velociraptors could possibly have had feathers and even slight ability of flight, I don't think anyone would have a chance. Velociraptors are small, intelligent, fast, and vicious. They'd open doors, hide in places, jump over anything, and even burrow. They would ally with spinosauri, dinosaurs that could easily hop over or simply smash through the Great Wall of China. Dying on our own terms would be the only privilege we are allowed. Dinosaurs hung out for millions of years. I know they were smarter than us. Brains the size of walnuts, eh? Well, have you ever seen a prehistoric mosquito? Now think of how big a walnut was back then. Yeah, they'll crush us with their minds.

There's no such thing as popular kids after high school, by the way. The guys in the corner are probably talking about the same game you saw. The girls in the other corner are waiting for a guy to come talk to them. Might as well be you.

WAIT. REVERSE AIRPLANE RACES. We can do it. We have the technology. EDIT: OH CRAP I WANNA BUMP THIS SO GOOD BUT I CANNOT WHATEVER. I invented awesome. Go up in an airplane, just mother [bleep]ing straight up, until it says you're leaving the battlefield. You can safely wait until you have :06 before you jump out. Open your parachute as soon as you're out of the battlefield-leaving zone. This works great with any class, but I enjoy being a rifleman because I'm good with them. However, pros of each: Rifleman: Kicks [wagon]. Eventually you will be able to rain grenades and rifle grenades, but until then you're blocked. Infantry: I don't think the recoiless rifle explodes before it hits the ground, so that's a plus. Scout: C4 doesn't blow up unless you tell it to, which rocks. Sniping is fun, but hard. Now, my story: I was on Guadalcanal, and going skydiving onto bases, then a couple friends would pick me up in a jeep and take me to the closest base with an airplane. Rinse and repeat. We all had massive scores. Now, I was doing that and I'd reached the out of bounds place getting chased by another plane. So, I jumped out and, just messing around, shot a rifle grenade at the plane which passed me once I'd opened my parachute. BOOM HEADSHOT! I took that mother down! I was screaming and freaking out into my mic, it was so [bleep]ing awesome. Anyways, I hit the ground pretty soon. I got all my grenades off at a tank that was just chilling at the fuel depot, and the guy jumped out. I proceeded to get 8 bayonet kills. Yes, eight. They didn't even notice I was stabbing them! I landed on the AA gun and stabbed him, jumped down and got two guys hanging behind the bunker, and then just stabbed all the guys running around trying to guard the fuel depot from the mysterious invisible bayonet. My friends showed up, and I got a couple more rifle kills, and we took the base. So much fun. When you get best squad, and you are your friends are just skydiving and capturing places, you deserve a high-five. My next goals are: Bayonet fights IN MID-AIR (almost accomplished this one, but I opened my parachute too soon. I got killed trying to skydive twice by the same guy, so I decided to kill him. I blew up his plane, but he jumped out. We were pretty high, so I jumped after him. I almost opened my parachute on top of him, but not quite. So, I shot him (harder than you'd think)). And, bayonetting someone from a moving jeep. How cool would that be?