Lenticular_J

You have to eat the steak, a large baked potato (you don't know baked potatoes until you've had this one), a roll, a salad, and a shrimp cocktail. And there is no way you'd be able to eat that, at least in an hour. I still can't, and I've practiced all my life. I can handle a 36 oz steak alright, but it takes me at least an hour, and those baked potatoes are about 2 pounds. If you ever try, though, remember to go with the steak first. Use condiments, like A1 or something, so it goes down easier. Leave the starches for last. I will do it before I turn 18, though. Oh, and your video is fake, joy. That isn't the 72 oz steak challenge - at least not the Big Texan. They put you on a table at the front of the room, and he's just eating at some other table - you don't do that. You get cheered on, and there's a timer behind you. That isn't even the Big Texan they're eating at, I've been there dozens of times. The Lees (owners) talk to everybody that's eating, they'll sit down and talk about the food with you - and if you take the challenge, they'll stand behind you and cheer you on - and make sure you don't cheat. That guy isn't eating more than forty ounces of steak in that video. As to Craiglowery, yes, I've eaten there a lot. I went to school with the owners' kids, and they're a really nice family. The food is amazing, too. Top-notch steak, because they get the cows that day from the Stockyards.

Who do you think that brunette in his picture would rather be with, though? The guy on the left could go for a shave, though... Or is that dirt ... Either way.

AUGH. I want to learn how to play the theremin and the banjo so [bleep]ing bad. But good theremins cost upwards of three and four hundred dollars, and a good banjo a couple hundred at least. That doesn't take into account lessons (at least for the banjo, theremin lessons would be difficult to find). [hide=Seriously - Banjo][yt]l7g1IKKYCUk[/yt][/hide] [hide=Seriously - Theremin][yt]mW0B1sipLBI[/yt][/hide] If I perfect my harmonica playing and banjoing, that's great. Theramin + Kaoss Pads? OH MY GOD YES.

I have 481. I like a lot of single songs, though, and have started only keeping albums that I thoroughly enjoy. Do you know how hard it is to clean out a Zune? Very, very, very hard. And I have a Zune, by the way. Not iTunes.

Considering many videogames take two or three years to develop, it isn't planning far ahead at all. I just hope they aren't terrible.

I want the Sony Ericsson C905a, but it's expensive (about 150 dollars, and I can't work for about a month). It's an mp3 playing phone with an 8.1 megapixel camera. How cool is that. I don't feel like looking for a picture of it. Sorry, I have to leave.

I hopped into a half-way done game on Iwo Jima last night (last game of the night, it was 2 in the morning), and I've found that the more dazed and sleepy I am, the better I am with a rifleman. I went 20-5, with over 600 points due to captures and the like. It was awesome. I once got cornered by no less than three guys, took two down with a grenade, and the last with a barrage'o'bullets. Pretty cool. Oh, and I got like twenty squad awards because I saved my two teammates from a tank. I was lucky it was already damaged - it only took one rifle grenade, haha.

Try? TRY? You're the bee's knees! You're the wasp's nipples! You're probably every erogenous zone on every winged insect in the Western Hemisphere, damn it!

15? I vote no. You can't drive for a year (or is it longer in Australia?) and from what I know of Australian geography (not a lot) that's quite a ways. If you're able to see each other often, it'd work fine, but considering it's unlikely you'd see each other at all, you might as well find a girl that lives closer to you.

Those all stem from each other. Try having a positive attitude. If you won't even do that, then you're just letting yourself deteriorate into a shell of a person. Try going up to a mirror, and repeating this mantra: "I am [bleep]ing cocky. I am [bleep]ing cool. I am the [bleep]ing [cabbage]." Repeat. As loud as you can. Just keep repeating and growing in volume. Being naked helps, too.

I sneeze as loud and violently as I can. Good way to get attention.

Because America is actually a great place to live, despite what pessimists say. You don't quite hear of hundreds of thousands of Americans jumping the fence into Mexico...

Pretty fun. I got bad lag when I'd played for a couple of hours, and it kicked me out of the game. Not a very good team experience, but fun for the ten bucks it cost me (I had a few extra MS points leftover). Made me miss the good ol' days back around '04 and '05 with Battlefield 2. That was a good time. I like the rifleman the most. I generally dislike sniping, and it's so easy to die unless you shoot them before they shoot you, so machine guns are usually out of the question. I also like the boat thing on Iwo Jima if you're a marine - that's a blast.

That's a good show. That episode is in Amarillo, and let me tell you: he didn't explore the best places AT ALL. The Coyote Bluff place? Nobody really eats there - for good burgers, you go to Blue Sky. Good chicken fried steak? Well, you probably can't beat the Stockyards, but there are plenty of places that serve it mighty fine. But the Big Texan is one of the greatest houses of meat on the planet. I think the host, Adam, described it as a Meat Mecca. He's totally right. Chicken, beef, they've served buffalo, fish... MAN I MISS AMARILLO.

BMI? Last I checked, before I started track, it was something like 21. Probably a bit less now, because I'm a bit underweight for my height.

It's about 50-75 dollars here. Be happy. You should be. It'll be fun and new. But let me tell you: this year will suck balls, especially compared to how awesome the rest of high school will be. Enjoy it as best you can.

It's a walk-up song. It's going to be overplayed.

OH YEAH. I forgot there are [bleep]ing insane people out there who don't know what chicken fried steak is. OH MY GOD WHY NOT. It's probably one of the best Southern foods there are. Then again, anything from the South is guaranteed to ROCK.

Yeah, I have some friends and some family that go to tiny school. A couple of my cousins on one branch go to a K-12 school with a total size of 41 students. I can't even imagine that. I have almost 600 kids in my grade alone, about 2200 in the school. Oh, and next year starts off-campus lunch. And it starts my life sucking because I'll pretty much be the last kid in school to start driving (I can't get my license until my first week of school as a junior). At least my house isn't far, so maybe I can persuade people to go there to eat. If not, I get to fight another 1500 kids going to the three restaurants close to school. Oh, and we have forty-minute lunches. And very limited parking. [bleep]ing stupid if you ask me.

That just means you guys are way too picky. Every girl doesn't have to be an 8+. Although that can certainly be a goal, don't let it screw you up :thumbup:

I'm really craving some chicken fried steak. I haven't had one in a long time, and I'm gonna ask my mom to make one tomorrow. SO GOOD.

I start the 24th. Supposed to go to registration pretty soon I guess. They still haven't mailed anything. Gonna be a sophomore. Probably gonna suck, since I hate my school, but I chose some good classes. I am kind of excited, though. I'll be working, so I'll have money, and I'm really a very different person. I plan on doing a lot more this year. I didn't do nearly as much my freshman year, and stuck to a small group of friends. I plan on changing that a whole [bleep]ing lot this time.

I just say that because of the societal taboo on all things sexual. Girls should enjoy it. It's about all us men I count as a man... talk about, eh.

To be honest it's practically plagiarized. I've read it before, somewhere, and just repeated what I remembered because it's true.

I hate politics. They should really just be changed to "Fox News Party" and "Other News Stations". The news stations are the only ones that can change opinions now anyways, because they choose what they air, and they choose which idiot gets to come and talk. If it's Fox news, they get three Republicans with PhDs versus some stereotypical idiot that says he's a Democrat. If it's CNN, they'll do the exact opposite. It's all [cabbage], and what a competent President would really do is try and make it an actually Democratic process.