Lenticular_J

Sweet. Was before I played Runescape, but okay... I biked so hard I can't feel my legs anymore. I bet I could have beaten Lance Armstrong. It's easy if you mock his cancer whilst pedaling.

Wow, that was from four years ago? You didn't tell us that. You just threw a cat meme on and gave it to us, haha. Anyways ... 120 at 5"9 isn't terrible. But you should still eat about ten raw eggs a day. It'll put hair on your fa- Nevermind.

Yeah, I just throw a general "Help 'em out" to my friends and family before I go to sleep. I tend to hear "You got it, chief." Yeah, God calls me chief. Considering only about 20% of off-topic doesn't fanatically hate all religion, you're not gonna get more than people being [wagon] here. Just saying.

Could go to a school that teaches marine biology or something. At least it would be interesting. Plus, college can help you get a perspective on life that you wouldn't have just out of high school.

You look different from that prom picture. How tall are you now? Because not only do you need a sammich, you may need some platform go-go boots. I ate four snack packs today. Mmmm.

No, your friends are probably wizards. You can suggest friends for people. He's an Australian and I'm the only one that knows him.

There are less dudes than girls, actually. Scoochie boochies.

Holy crap Facebook is some kind of wizard. It just said I should be friends with this one guy that I thought I didn't know, but I used to play some game online with him like three years ago. Pretty crazy.

Become a household name. Beat someone on the paparazzi so hard that new laws are founded regarding celebrities and paparazzi. Go wingsuit flying. Shoot a cow with a bazooka. Start a mother [bleep]ing revolution!

You really should have kept the receipt. They'd probably replace it if you did, because those are some big-[wagon] defects. Not really sure what you can do now, actually. Look really hard for the receipt? I don't think you'd just throw it away, I keep my receipts if I buy anything worth more than 50 dollars.

Yep, that's true. But you can never lose when you cook for a girl, either. Do good, she'll love it. Burn it, it'll be a cute little anecdote. I want to be a good cook. But I'm in the same grocery situation. I don't even get to touch the salaaaad.

I'd like to hop in on the mom thing: [bleep] Freud. He didn't give credit to his assistant: cocaine. Then again, being attracted to features of my girl cousins, that might work. But I've been told plenty of times, I have good looking cousins. We're just one good looking family. I'm hopping out now.

Read about them in death+taxes. They're really cool, I think. You should read the article, it's pretty good. If it goes down to couples bands, though, I prefer Her and Him. Then again, how the hell can you beat Zooey Deschanel and that one guy? I might have a crush on Miss Deschanel.

I KNOW ALL OF THOSE. AND HAVE MOST. HURRAAAAAAY. I still like Sublime more than 311, Range. 311 seems more ... more ... Rockin'. Sublime is in a category all of its own for me.

If I ever get married, I hope she has practically no family. We're gonna use mine and that's that. Mine's [bleep]ing big enough as it is - I don't need another hundred cousins-in-law.

The sad thing is that this joke works a lot better textually, unless somehow you indicate "paws" with your bare hands. Yeah, but a good vocal one is anything that begins with a bear and ends with him killing somebody with his: BEAR HANDS. Aaaahahah.

Aw man, I love Cracker Barrel. Only their breakfast, though. French toast, eggs, bacon, EVERYTHING. Auuugh. And they sell candy in the front! Friggin great. I wish my mom still cooked. I'm the only kid left at home, and her and my dad are both on diets, so I'm pretty much living on what I can make (namely TV dinners and cinnamon toast crunch). SUUUUCK

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a bourbon and..................................... a coke." The bartender says: "What's up with the big pause?" "I don't know," the bear says. "I've had them all my life" Just heard this joke, and I peed a little bit. I thought I should share it with you guys.

I'm writing my screenplay for :SEX, VIOLENCE & ROCK'N'ROLL. I'm also considering buying a camcorder, to make short films. I'll have to at some point if I want to get into any film school. Which will be expensive ... Dang.

Taking down all seven other players at once online on Burnout 3: Takedown. It's hard enough to take one person down (online), but it was ridiculous. Had like four RVs give me a hand. I had a ton in Battlefield 2. Mostly involving storming a conquest point and holding it until my reaches me. Although once I was playing it and, as the Chinese, held the underground boat hangar on the map with the Americans on the tiny little island full of helicopters single-handedly. You would definitely understand that if you've played. It was worthless to do it, since mine was our team's last life and the Americans had a good forty troops ready to throw at me. But I got them down to about 10 tickets. Suck it.

There are probably some that are a scam. But that skate warehouse looks real enough to me. Be happy you got it for cheap. People are suspicious of Overstock and Amazon, after all, but I buy tons of [cabbage] from there. Well, not tons. Maybe ounces.

The guards. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Oh, and agreat, that steak is delicious. They even provide a whole bottle of practically any barbecue sauce you can think of, should you require it. I was friends with the family that owns the Big Texan. Damn near everything they make is delicious. EDIT: By the way, I haven't had the whole one. I've just had their steaks before. They are good.

Starting with white fish (cod, herring I think, etc) or something along the lines of good shrimp (Alaskan prawns MMM) is where I started. But some people get into seafood after a salmon burger or steak or something. I also love fruit, but for some reason almost never eat it. I could live off of good apples, nectarines, pears, grapes, plums, cherries ...

Southern food, man. That's where American food comes from, anyways. Back when the Yankees were all eating their foie gras and beef stroganoff, we were down here grilling up some burgers and throwing whatever we could into a pot full of beef. Thus, barbecue: proof that there is a god that loves all deliciousness. I bet it's Buddha. The belly gives it away. I like Italian food, though, and I'm gaining an appetite for seafood. But, I'm a Texas high school kid: I'll eat anything, especially if it's been fried, battered or grilled :lol:

Haha, I have really low standards. If I can stand to be in their company for a few hours, good enough for me. Still not sure what I'd consider a perfect girl. Not an idiot, that's for sure. I like taller girls, though. Not quite as tall as me, but close. I have a feeling my perfect girl would be crazy, though. Sounds like it would fit me.