Including me? No just adults at drinking age 21 and older. You press the button and ask, "What is the meaning of life?" I don't know what the button says. *presses a button that has Abraham Lincoln on it.*
Aliens teleport you to their space craft to expirement on you until you die, but since the gp isn't made of organic material it was left behind on the ground when they teleported you and I pick it up. Yay I'm rich.
The baby is Gazzy's sister! I make him fish out the cheese and wash it off then I steal it. I take the cheese to my secret hideout that noone knows about, not even my family, and I hide there.