The_Mather1

Marry Silver. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of chocolate or bacon?

[hide][/hide] Rest of the cash goes into engine research.

I suck at it, though I know the name of every pokémon up to and including the Diamond and Pearl generation. Ever kissed a girl? Only on the cheek.

That's 90% chance now, right? If so I claim my colonies.

Banned for not trolling.

Once, this guy kept challenging me, saying he was stronger... I picked him up and pinned him to the ground somewhere there was grass. What else are you doing right now? Watching The Simpsons.

Nothing, there's nothing I wish I'd do differently. What's the worst thing you've experienced? When the girl I had been in love with for thirteen years went gay.

Five kilo below perfect height/weight ratio. What would yo most like to do within the end of the year? Find a new love. (What does too much iron do? All I know is that too little iron means less oxygen.)

None, though I do have a certain respect for most insects with pincers/stingers. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My blood, I've got hyperlipidemia and a lack of iron.

*Pulls out greatsword* Yeeeaaahh! *Attacks box of cables*

Is that a monkey?

Really?

I love you for noticing. (Really, thanks!)

I didn't sleep until I fainted of lack of sleep and boredom at around noon. Are you satisfied with the size of your manhood/breasts? Yep.

*Divides Goons age by six.*

I'm using my school computer now. I stoped using that piece of [cabbage] as soon as I got this.

I have no idea about the CPU but I just posted some of the stats.

Not sure, though does it matter without a driver for it?

8/10 Near perfect.

Banned for being Green Lantern.

Gonna slam my face onto my keyboard... c v,m, ...would have worked better on an external keyboard.

I love you for putting five too many headcrabs in the ciabatta.

*Headbuts Goon's kidney.*

Galileo Galilei. What are you wearing? Dark blue t-shirt and baggy denim pants.

Church [cabbage]. Fistboard.