BlackDawn

Yeah, Doom's idea is best in the long run. I'm hardly an expert in these matters, do you tell a girl the best way to kill a zombie? Or do you simply show her your levels on Runescape?

When you find a girl you like make sure to tell her you're a member of an internet forums zombie defence force, that'll either work out incredibly well or incredibly badly. Most likely the latter. Here's a tip. Do exactly the opposite of what Blackdawn says and you'll go far. Normally I would disagree, now however I think Sword's right, do nothing I say, listen to him. ... :uhh:

Damnit. I clicked on this thread cause I saw you posted, I was hoping you finally decided to unveil yourself :x.

When you find a girl you like make sure to tell her you're a member of an internet forums zombie defence force, that'll either work out incredibly well or incredibly badly.

READ. THE. GUIDE. I thought you had, but I'll say this anyways. ONLY HUMANS REANIMATE. Other animals die before the virus can mutate their brains I have read most of it, but it was ages ago and I can't remember much... :? I'll go try to dig it out of the cupboard. CUPBOARD!?!? NO!!! We must keep the guide near us at all times! For example right now the guide is sitting right next to me on the computer desk.

Today I went to a college interview, I was already accepted but this was just for extra support while there, ect ect. After that I had to go back to school and do another exam -.-. Luckily some massive thing happened a littl bit later so we had to go home early, since then I've been sitting at the computer.

I call zombies. It sounds pretty promising though, if this succeeds then all of those sex crazed teens will have second chances... Or they'll return to their lives of unprotected sex.

I support this message. Wait... We have plasma swords now?!

But wait.. what about this; A liquid vapor drug that sends the zombie into a state of a beserk rage, killing everything around it. Meaning the other zombies as well. It might not be that hard at all to find that one thing to push them over the edge as they all are bent on killing, just finding that one key to break down the distinction between alive and moving. They do not inhale, have bloodflow, and their brains do not require oxygen. So I don't think anything transmitted by air would affect them. Maybe we should shoot them all in the heads? And risk getting blood on you? Is there a way to use lasers as weapons yet? Because lasers > guns. PEW PEW PEW.

I knew it.

Just out of curiosity, what is it about Darren Shan you enjoy so much? I just really don't get them. I'm not completly sure why I like the Darren Shan books so much, I like alot of things without knowing why I like them, so basically I like them because I just do.

Just wait, by next week we'll have zombies wandering the planet, searching for the few survivors... Or we'll be sitting at home with the sniffles.

Harry Potter series. Inheritance series. Darren Shan saga. Demonata series. Maximum Ride series. The zombie survival guide. There are probably more but these are what I can think of.

I was trying to capture my hair, not my face. [hide=][/hide] no more jesus. also, i've not been growing my goatee since i shaved like 3 weeks ago, i've been keeping my facial hair trimmed to nearly cleanshaven till i get my job situation figured out, which i have, so now i'm growing the goatee back, that's like, maybe 5 days of growth or so. also, isn't my hair just awesome? that's my cowlicks at work for ya. i couldn't slick those down even with the strongest hair gel for very long, they'd pop back up within a few hours. and sue, your face is just as important as your hair :P Almost as important.

Once again I've been sitting here at the computer all day, this is basically all I do.

I wonder if I could hire a merc with £50...

I hope that was sarcasm... It seems I'm nearly surrounded. :-k Best option is the ocean. Yes it was sarcasm... How many cases have been reported in the UK? And have any of them been in the south?

Go north!

[bleep], it's the beginning of an epidemic, zombie virus or otherwise there's gonna be alot of people dead.

Skydive. Visit Australia. Get a pet bear cub Ride said bear cub once grown. Ride said bear into battle during a zombie invasion. Become a legend for my epic bear riding skills. Become a legend for my epic zombie killing skills. Save a Tifer's life. There's probably more but this is all for now.

OH [cabbage] :o :o I think we should head to Tipitopia! The weapons might come in useful to kill the unclean ones :thumbup: I didn't even think that this would be that serious, but now that it's overseas I'm a little worried. It's just funny at the moment, when it starts to spread it gets exciting! (Yes I'm evil. : ) This isn't the topic for joking around. If it wasn't serious, they wouldn't have shut down Mexico and (from what's been posted here) the border. If this thing can kill people, and is spreading around the world, I would be worried. Its killed 81 people so far. I'm actually being serious about the zombies, I have no doubt that they exist and I get incredibly paranoid when things like this happen across the globe.

[hide=] [/hide] Aww, I seriously love your hair, why're you getting it cut?

Haha, that's pretty awesome, someone fill it out so we can see the completed version. I'm too lazy to fill it out.

Yeah, I suppose I hadn't thought of that....I would still have to say somewhere near or in london though. Maybe like buckingham palace? It would probably be abandoned, and there would be only a few people there, so it would be possible to recruit and organize them. Buckingham palace? Your kidding I hope, it'll likely be full of people who won't want to share their safety or we wouldn't be able to get in thanks to the guards. We need a place that's not as well known as that, somebody go look up London on a map and find a lesser known place we can head for.

Thanks Mage. Heathrow airport? Are you kidding me? That place will almost definitely be overrun by both zombies and people looking to escape on a plane. Though the idea on having the members of certain countries meet at a certain spot sounds good, though somewhere less crowded for the guys from the UK.