BlackDawn

Hey Mage, mind creating an avatar for me? My other one is too fat apparently ;).

My first and only thought on the matter: ZOMBIES!

This sounds a hell of a lot like me, I'm on here from morning to evening without stopping :wall:. I suppose it's not jagex's fault really, they just created a fun game for people to play, it's more the players fault as their the ones who gained the addiction.

Blackdawn isn't exactly picky about his women though. From what I've heard neither are you my friend. Can I get her number or what Noble?

Is she hot? Hey there Ma'am ;).

Eh I disagree. While it may seem respectable, it seems better to get it when you're alone so you can deal with your emotions privately. If you did it in the middle of school, or whenever, some people (including me) get emotional. I just reliased that me and my girlfriend have problems talking in person, but not through text. We text .. a lot. But when we're together it's mostly silent unless someone else is there. I don't know if it's because we talk a lot through the phone, or what. It seems that I can't talk to her as I can others because she doesn't think my main form of 'being funny' is funny. If that makes sense. I'll admit that doing it in a public place is often a bad idea, though it should always be done in person in my opinion. If you have to then you should ask to speak to her privately, best idea is when you're not at school of course. As for you're problem... Well, I'm not completly sure. If she doesn't think you're brand of 'funny' is funny then maybe attempt some other things to lighten the mood, perhaps bring up some sort of conversation about things that interest you both, or maybe try out another brand of 'funny'. EDIT: Boris, i lol'd.

Fix'd.

*knocks out wizzkid* Out of my friggin' way. *Shoulder barges Sworddude into a pile of cacti* CHAAAARGGGEEEE!!!!

Well it's great news that you're able to speak to her now, and good on you for having stopped interacting with you're parents, they need to learn. As for waiting six months, good luck mate, it's entirely possible for things to work out great. Now, I'm not going to be much help with the long distance relationship advice, I've only ever been in one relationship myself. But I will help out whenever I can, good luck again.

Don't break up via text or phone, that's the first thing, always do it in person. Basically, just tell her it isn't working out, or that you think that the two of you should just be friends. Either of those are pretty common ways, though it's never easy. Unless you're some sort of pimp.

Are you [bleep]ing kidding me!?!? Well, I guess the irritating guy is on the team now. Of course, he'll be a sacrifice like Pureprayer.

You're own hordes will turn upon you and feast upon you're grey trolly flesh. Post 500!

Wait. Did you just threaten Sworddude? Oh sweet jesus, I'm afraid you may have just signed you're own death warrant. Though, we already have a team ninja, he is also our turret gunner, so our team will out-ninja you. Do we have the tracker chips yet?

FML. Yep, life sucks. As I said only a few minutes ago I am bored of everything in life apart from the internet, well, a few other things as well I suppose. I seriously want to get out of this rut and find some serious adventure, like maybe gain superpowers... That would be freakin sweet.

Eh, everything seems to bore me these days. It seems the only time I enjoy myself is when I'm using the internet for some reason or another, I guess life just sucks, there's nothing more too it.

Pretty simple day, hung out at home until I had to go for a meeting at school. Now though, I WANT MAC AND CHEESE TOO!!

=[ my girlfriend moved. i think my parents threatened her or something. oh god im so p_s_ed. Just like that? She moved without telling you or anything? You're situation is incredibly strange mate, even from what I've seen on this thread. But if this is all because of you're parents... Well, I suggest you leave home. They can't be doing much good for you if they did something like this. they've always hated her. she hasnt told even her mom whats going on, just that she wants to move to her dads. Im not exaggerating. she moved out completely. she did tell me but that was day before she moved. now she wont answer my calls. i def need a cell phone. Where do you live? I want to come there right now and punch your parents in the face, what they've done is inexcusable, if you find a friend or family member that will take you in I suggest you move out. Yes, get a cell phone when you can, then you can try and speak to the girl while she blocks your parents home number. I seriously want to see all of this come out well for you Ax, I honestly do out of the bottom of my heart.

If at first you don't succeed, you will be punished in terrifying and horrific ways. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

What?! You guys don't own copies of the guide!? Reading that book is mandatory for all members of the team!! READ IT NOW.

True, we need to prove our leadership skills to them. Perhaps by offering Pureprayer to the zombie hordes? We'll be loved by everyone then.

That's pretty gross... Though, the same thing happened in a McDonalds down where I live, I was there when they found out. Basically there was an epic shouting match followed by drinks being thrown. :lol:

You won't be killing anyone if I kill you first! Somehow I saw that coming... There's no accidental shootings of the leaders, in the case that one leader harms another leader everyone else has permission to kill the leader who harmed that leader. That rule is replaced with a "No-one may kill Sworddude198 unless they want tortured until they are wishing for death" rule when you are dead. That rule is replaced with "Run like [bleep] when Sworddude gets pissed" rule. Seriously though, us three leaders can do basically what we want, within reason of course. We're not exactly allowed to go and rape someone on the force, they have to consent like anyone else.

You won't be killing anyone if I kill you first! Somehow I saw that coming... There's no accidental shootings of the leaders, in the case that one leader harms another leader everyone else has permission to kill the leader who harmed that leader.

Can I kill people if they do something excessively stupid? I think it would be necessary. Of course, as the three leaders we may kill who we wish, just not each other...

George is me. Yes, I am not having members of my defence force killing each other, or throwing each other in prison. Only Sworddude may kill members of our team... Me too.