bubbyjoe2

There isnt a string to hold lol Pretend there is.

Have you even gone to the stories section to find your favorite series, but can't find it? Instead, you might find these threads: "big noob" "The noob who liked pie" "the fat nub" "Ultra n00b" ---------------------- Let's say you click on, "the fat nub" out of curiousity. This is what usually comes up: ---------------------- nub: lol lv126: ahh a nub *Lv126 dies an drps blue p hat* nub: 0mfg i h8 phats nub: sets p hat on fire zammy: you killed the p hatr im telling nub: pie zammy: ahh a nub *zammy dies* ok add teh rest of the story pplz :D ---------------- Why should the the Stories forum allowed to be spammed with "stories" that took the average 8 year old half a minute to type up? Now, I'm not saying all Noob Stories are bad. Just most of them are. Some actually take good creativity to type up. They wipe out other threads which could have taken hours, or even days, for people to type. If these "short stories" are to be posted, there should at least be a sticky for them. Most only take up to one page or less anyway. If you disagree with me, please give a good reason. If you say they should have the freedom of posting their stories, tell me why a sticky for one page or less stories is a bad idea.

How about the ability to smith cannons out of metal for more firepower?

The only thing that owns zombies is a damaged or destroyed brain. And another thing, finding the biggest, most violent weapon you can put your hands on isn't the key to zombie survival. The key is to get away from the zombies or hide in a place where they can't find/get to you.

There's be plenty of space. The track is 4 squares wide. (Both Sides) The stations are also about the size of an average bank.

Why are bonuses pointless? And I'll start working on the thrown weapons.

This must be one of the least visited threads in suggestions...

If it were from Mongolia, we'd have horses by now and have Player Owned Tents. (No offense to anyone from there)

Because there's much more to life than there is to Runescape. Runescape isn't ready to have adventure and an economy.

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons. The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

I think we should be able to hold our weapons in a different way, it's boring to see all characters hold their weapons the same way. So I came up with some other ways to hold weapons. If you see any type of weapon missing, please tell me and I'll add it. Weapons have three stances: Casual, Offensive, and Defensive. Here is what you will look like with stances and weapons: Pole Arms, such as Spears and Halberds: Casual: You hold it the way you currently hold it. Offensive: You grab the pole with both hands and point it forward, while slightly leaning in that direction. Defensive: You grab it with both hands and place it to your chest, pointing it diagonally upward. Two-Handed Swords, such as the Godsword: Casual: You place on your shoulder, like the Pre-GWD style. Offensive: You hold it the way you do now. Defensive: You grab the handle with both hands and place it right in front of you, the sword pointing upward. One Handed Melee Weapons, Like Battle Axes & Scimitars: Casual: You hold it the way you do now. Offensive: You extend your arm and point the weapon forward, and your sheild stays to the side if you are wearing one. Defensive: You hold you weapon upwards at a right angle from your arm. You also place your sheild in front of your chest if you are wearing one. Note: the Dragon Dagger will now point forward like other daggers. Crossbows, such as Karil's Crossbow: Casual: You hold it the way you do now. Offensive: You grab the bow with one hand, put it to your head pointing forward, and take aim. Your sheild stays in place. Defensive: You place the bow near your shoulder pointing upward and use your sheild to block your chest. Two Handed Bows, such as Longbows and Crystal Bows: Casual: You hold it the way you do now. Offensive: You pull the string on the bow back, take aim, but do not fire. Defensive: You place the bow to your chest vertically. Thrown Weapons, Such as Javelins: Casual: You hold it the way you do now. Offensive: You hold the weapon above your shoulder with it pointing forwards. For throwing axes, the head of the axe points backward. Defensive: You place the weapon to your chest with the weapin pointing upward. No Weapon (Unarmed): Casual: Your arms are in the same current position as they are now. Offensive: Your fists are places in front of your face in a blocking position. Defensive: Your arms are placed in an X shape on your chest.

+1 "Magical Realist" Doesn't understand what a "game" is. Constantly makes arguments based on what would be "realistic," even if the game is set in a fantasy world run by wizards and pixies. Sample Quote: "You can't tell me a Mondlagarian Tiger Warrior is stronger than a Swamp Troll. That just doesn't make sense!" Punishment: Sent back to kindergarten for remedial make-believe classes. So you're saying he thinks it has to be realistic to be a game?

What do you mean by track and regulate? This is about as hard as making a second Grand Exchange and Castle Wars.

FTL!!

*Tumbleweed Rolls Past*

Those "Tasks" all involve repetitive actions.

Sigh...

Having to bump your own thread Ftl.

All these posts are bumps! Someone else post!

If a noob talks to you like that, throw snowballs at him from the event. If he thinks pixels are hot, he will probably think pixels hurt.

Then maybe I shuld change the thread to this: "Lol Runescape might be cruddy so stop ranting" :P

If you have trouble quitting, quit the way I did. Give yourself a password you won't remember, like "fghyse57yw5fjq9hwchloa" (Not that specifically though.) Then you won't be able to log in, no more addiction! This game... I can't even see why it's that fun. It's just a series of training skills on a game, click on tree, click on bank. Click on tree, click on bank. The only reason most people play this is that feeling of, I'm going to be rich and show off my party hat! But when they do, they get bored and uit, seeing as they have nothing left to do.

Thanks, another non-spam post.

I hate having to bump this thread.

I have another idea. How about there are "safe houses" where players can enter their clan's house to be safe? No one on another clan can enter, and you can only go in for 20 seconds at a time.