Tesset

Youtube poops killed the thread. You should feel awful about what you've done.

I brandish my pans threateningly at the next poster, to make sure they do what I want.

Granted. All his posts now must be in [note] tags. I wish Bonez had to post in rainbow colors.

Granted. It ran 25 seasons. It turns out just like every other 25 season show. I wish for a mid life crisis.

Granted. You block some staples, and it gets stapled to your arm. I wish for good food to eat.

Granted. You staple sporks mouth shut. I wish I was watching a bad movie.

You remember Zombie Orgy Tuesday?

Granted. You have them the way deadpool does, meaning you're in permanent, extreme pain and you're riddled with cancer everywhere. I wish I had a giant zit in the middle of my nose

The TSA often pats down middle eastern people in their random searches.

Granted. There comes a day when you need the last $40 out of your bank account and you can't get it and you lose your home and your SO leaves you and you end up living in the ozarks with nothing but a small prarie dog for company for the rest of your life. I wish my bank account would never get more than $10,000 in it.

Granted. It brings you a baby. I wish I had a stork.

Good morning.

Banned for guarding varrock

Working on an assignment tonight,

I hope the teacher Lets me go to the bathroom.

But aren't you a moderator...?

You can also electrocute yourself by sticking your finger in, just FYI.

Granted. I wish that Bonez had granted my final wish. Granted. He still got to see you mess up, though. I wish that I hadn't messed up and forgotten to wish. Granted, but it wasn't very good. It wasn't very good anyway. I wish that I had the best wishes. Granted. It's a monkey's paw, so you know how that turns out. I wish for world peace. Granted. The world becomes at peace by destroying all life. I wish that I wasn't dead. Granted, you're alive, everyone else is dead. I wish everyone else was alive. Granted, you're now dead. I wish everyone was alive. Granted. Everyone from the beginning of time is alive. Most of them don't have bodies. Incorporeal consciousnesses start to emerge as ghosts. I wish people could die if they want to. Granted. That wasn't ever a thing that wasn't true. Why aren't all the old people dying? I wish to know. Granted. You know that they don't want to die. Never really did, they just weren't given the choice. I wish the ghosts had their own plane of existence. Granted. They do. It's yours. I wish that they could find rest and go away! Granted. The massive number of consciousnesses start to fade away into mental white noise. I wish that- that- that I could find my daugher. What? I don't have a daughter... Granted. She's here with you. Everyone's here with you. All of everyone who ever was and who is, and those who are becoming, are here, and there, and everywhere, vying for the space to make their voices heard millenia and generations beyond their times on earth. You're here with everyone. Maybe, Mr. Tyler, since you make the best wishes, you can confer with the rest to decide what to wish for. ... We wish to know. What does this mean. What does everything, and what is our purpose on this world. And who are we asking but ourselves. Tell us this. Grant our wish - we wish for the meaning of life!

I just granted the opposite of this wish last page wow. Granted, your computer is rewired to play those games at a natural speed, but now modern games run at the supernaturally fast speeds of 90s games on 2010 machines. I wish I had pizza at home. Granted, but it's barbecue pizza. I wish I wasn't eating barbecue pizza. Granted, now you're just eating barbecue sauce. I wish I had something to put this barbecue sauce on. Granted, yow you have some ice cream. With barbecue sauce on it. I wish my ice cream didn't have barbecue sauce on it. Granted. It's now pizza. I wish for no more barbecue sauce.

Me too! <--Quit 200 years ago.

My dad got a virus on his computer at home. It has turned into quite the ordeal for me. Aargh. Come on. I don't believe for a second that you didn't know this was a bad idea before you did it. You go overboard with your alcohol way too often, but I can't believe that you're so dumb to not realize beforehand that that's way too much [bleep]ing alcohol. So why the hell would you do it?

Granted. It doesn't change anything about your answer, so it's still pretty lame. I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

1. My favorite skill is corrupting the youth of my village through the powers of voodoo and enchantments. It is firemaking because it encourages the villagers to put me up in flames. 2. My goal is to bring as many others with me as I can. I'm filling my underwear with gunpowder right now. 3. Low, but I one danced nude for a demon summoning. We were burning a huge cross, it was a bonfire. 4. Yes. In fact, I specialize in the young, not the elderly. 5. Yes. In fact, I'll offer a suggestion prematurely: for some true evil, with sexual deviancy and everything, watch Orange is the New Black.

I laughed really hard at the first application question. That was really good.

Granted. You get really bored of eating bacon after a couple of days and just stop eating it. I wish people had recognized my last three wishes as being from the Monkey's Paw