Tesset

Yesterday, my friend asked if I wanted to go skating today, and I was like Sure. I figured she was gonna text me or smth when they were ready. Nope. I answered my door in my PJs at 12:30 and she was there and was like We're leaving in 10. It's 5:45 and I have not showered I feel grody as [bleep].

But you said you cannot pick both paths.

Granted. Jaggex locks the price and basic economics kicks in and no one sells sharks anymore. I wish the lunchable advertisements with the jackalope and platypus didn't exist.

I need suggestions for quiet ways to make a door open when I'm not home. My roommates have been taking about a ghost lately, and it would be funny if one day when I wasn't even there, by door just creaked open on its own. I'm planning on finding a way to hold the handle down, so it doesn't latch, but I can't think of a way to make it open once it's there.

But if you only follow an individual branch at all junctions, you will form a singular, though not straight, path through history. This would form nothing conical nor circular. You'll find your growth in this world forms a singly individual path, notwithstanding forks or splits you'll confront.

Just my luck, to be shocked by pikachu.

Woah, all of the pictures worked. I didn't think they would be approved hosts. Tip it really should review their standards for the kinds of hosts they let on here.

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Boredom is a construct of the mind. Find excitement in the every day things and you won't be bored anymore. Unfortunately, this may require naivety, so that everything seems new even when you've seen it before. You're right though, this is obnoxious, I should undo those two wishes.

No, we're not having an internet speed dick waving contest in here. There's always gonna be someone with faster internet and someone with slower internet. It doesn't make anyone feel better about their crappy download speeds.

Finished with one class of six. It's gonna be a long time before I check off the others.

You met Trippeh? Woah, she hasn't been here for a long time! How's she been?

I pick you, pikachu!

You now will only ever set out to do at most 1 thing, and most times nothing at all. You can get all that done, but you never plan on doing enough things. I wish that everyone made wishes without saying "I wish."

Dude, nobody is going to be mad at you if you start posting here again. Or if you just randomly pop in every once in a while. The worst thing that will happen is someone will be excited to see you again, which will happen less if you constantly assure us that you aren't coming back, like you don't like the forum or you're ashamed of it or smth. An hour is now 51.42857142857142... minutes long. Nothing about the length of minutes changes. It's really awkward for everyone. I wish everyone would stop saying granted before the grant wishes.

You read any good fan fics lately?

Granted. In this new thing, that sentence made sense. I wish to the new York NY.

Granted, but you make up your lost sleep in large, multi-day bursts, and the starvation and dehydration turn out to be a real problem, long-term-health-wise. Speaking of sleep schedules, I have completely destroyed mine. Went to bed at 6:40 yesterday, still up at 4:40 today. [bleep]. I wish this wasn't a thing.

I wish. I'm getting it for Wii U one way or another over Christmas. I'm really excited for that.

Granted. Here's a penny. A steam penny. I wish for 2 steam pennies, to replace the one I gave bonez.

Granted. You get a tenth a bite of a perfect steak. It's incredible, and you'll never have more than that undersized mouthful. I wish for the rest of Sporks's steak.

The rain really fogs up the windows.

It was a pretty nice hat though. NGL I really liked the tattoo.

The problem is that the gallon is entirely inside the jug, but the jugs don't tesselate, so there's outside air volume to take into account as well. You could cut them in half and fit them inside each other, then you'd fit even more than 13, because the inside air volume wouldn't be a problem either.

Granted. In fact, I'll make it better. You can be in many many googolplexes at one time. There is some incredibly large but still finite number of distinguishable locations that every part of you exists in. All those locations are within the bounds of your body, though. I wish to be the king of Hell.