Sad, but true. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the cake is a terrific food. It's on par in usefulness as Pineapple Pizza, esp. in f2p. First, there's the straightforward use in Agility, Thieving, and CE killing (not so much that last one though). And if you couple it with the cornucopia, you get, essentially, lobsters for 60gp, and there's NO penalty in combat. This is esp. important for f2p and low level members, since you can save a ton of cash otherwise spent on lobsters for training food. Wait. Did you just seriously reply to that quote? #-o ThErE ReAlLy WaS a CaKe -- SHOES FOR Orphans.