Death

Pro: The cat probably doesn't mind. Con: You do. Semicolons.

Squishy.

Enter Sandman - Metallica.

lolcats - 11 Bread for :-o - 54 *9001 - 15. Pokémon - 13 I hate you people. -.-

Granted, a crazy fan kills him. The killer, prior to your wish, wouldn't have been interested in him. I wish for a flashlight.

601.

You are caught up in the rampage. *Goes back to creation of the lightbulb.*

8/10. The text at the bottom is a little hard to read.

Borg. Collective.

Wrong, you can live for a short period without it. There is no such thing as suction.

My disguide has failed me... Psychostalf?

4/10.

I got home from school and my mom asked me what was on my arm. I look down and there's a trail of blood from my elbow to my wrist. I have no idea what happened. It did explain why I was getting strange looks though.

Group: Global Moderator I win. Two camels in a tiny car. [hide] Victory dance! [/hide]

Group: Global Moderator I win. Two camels in a tiny car. [hide] Victory dance! [/hide]

Never gonna run around and desert you.

Posting from school. :twss: Too bad it's just because something messed up which will be fixed within the hour.

Yourself only it is.

Why is the sky?

The second part is a ninja, much like the image Goon posted. I have to say I liked it better before I saw the second part, though it's still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

I never noticed the second part of the quote in your sig. Also:

Heh.