Everything posted by Bonez899
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, it turns out to be a quasi false label with only 1 in 10 dieing. Most take the risk anyway, therefore they stop printing the labels to save ink and it becomes a surprise to every 1 in 10. I wish that DVD would make a maniacal wish.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, a cream pie filled with razors and dirty needles. I wish that steph's defence level was 99.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, you now have so many wishes you make a mega post wherein you make and grant your own wishes to speed up the process. I wish that I had a lot more motivation/will power.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, they all go canon on the wishes making that much more awesome, but predictable. I wish that I had never used the disclaimer now while answering Tyler's monkey paw question.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, you now get home exactly 1 minute earlier than before. I wish that I had a never ending supply of perfectly cooked bacon.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, they just open the door and let themselves in... I wish that sleep time was longer without subtracting from awake time.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
(Hopefully this is a almost joke comment. If not I apologize in advance for any harm this may cause.) Granted, 'your' son doesn't come back and the Genie says sorry, not yours. I wish that my cat would love me.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, the game continues because the genie uses his power to enslave his summer intern to be our new genie. I wish that D.V. Devnull would stop making his quotes in his Sig at the end of posts.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, they now blow majorly. I wish that I had more interest in my current classes instead of wanting to fall asleep. I would probably still be bored though. Very active mind that can both work and be bored at same time even when consumed with a task. Yes, I am a special little snowflake and you can't take that away from me.
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Does anyone here know if there is anything like a travelling desk kinda like this but is made out of plastic or something for home use? Find myself trying to do homework on computer and not having a reliable place to put my paper to write on as the desk if full. Binder is to awkward/big to work on my lap aswell. (Note: If no one has heard of such a thing or can't link me to it I have this idea trademarked and will start development right away.) (Note 2: Will typing this I realised that there are such things as clipboards, although not exactly what I am looking for, fit the bill. Will post anyway for the lols.)
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, the tears stop. The diarrhea begins... I wish I could never be bored.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
I could live with that. Oldest games I play are mid 00's. Granted, TIF dies and then you realise that TIF was the reason for your joy. You then kill yourself so you can hopefully be reunited with TIF, except afterlife doesn't have broadband yet... I wish for a car that never runs out of fuel.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, you are so fancy that even heads of states won't even eat with you. Then you run out of chefs with new dishes to try and end up eating popcorn chicken for every meal instead. I wish that my computer was faster.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, only its in real life and you get arrested by the police. Bye, bye. I wish that I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
I think yes and no. They look good on paper/screen but, aleast I personally believe, they would be really shallow and uninteresting to meet/befriend in actuality. *slow clap* I can actually hear sarcasm over the internet.
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