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Bonez899

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  1. Granted, but the morning is fire and brimstone as North Korea launches a nuke at the US and starts the second Korean war. I wish that twcenter forums would be up and running!
  2. Granted, you miss the elect Blaze for world leader election and therefore can't stand because you time travel forward to June so that you are never in the time inbetween, and naturally can't time travel again. I wish that this genie wasn't so sadistic with his wishes.
  3. Granted, the other kings don't like it and pay someone to assassinate you. I wish that I could read the minds of those around me.
  4. Bonez899

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    What is automatic repair? Just aquired windows 8 and that sounds like something I'd want to avoid...
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    Nice. I now have Saq's eternal gratitude.
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    Got myself a gaming PC today. Now if only I had a few PC games to play on it.
  7. Gods of War by Conn Iggulden. Last book in the (fictional, based on fact) series about Julius Ceasars life. Pretty good overall, as was the rest of the series.
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    Today I am mad. Just went and did a standardized fitness test on which I'm getting a rank. Came home and looked up the requirements for the rank to see what I achieved. I achieved the lowest rank for males on the test, a personal best as I am not the most athletic person. Then just for the laughs I looked on the female rankings for the test, found out that if I was of the opposite gender I would of received the top level for what barely got me by as a male...
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    They can't celebrate if it's open now, can they?
  10. Why is it expected of women to find wit hot, but not of men? It's possible to be less sexually attracted to a girl because she's stone cold dumb. Then I guess you would categorize her as a next.
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    Tim, I believe you are over reacting. I doubt you look that bad in the video. I mean, you are freaking over one eyebrow being higher than the other. I doubt anyone would notice, or care if they did, about your eyebrows being off. Besides, even if they did I'm sure once you started talking about whatever deep topic or life altering subject you had it wouldn't of mattered anyway as they would be to absorbed in your words.
  12. Granted, they fall asleep for short periods in all the wrong places. I wish that Blaze would wish next.
  13. Bonez899

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    The .50 cal sniper or AMR and a hill take out heavies if you aim. I usually aim for them first right after alarms. Also, the joys of working on a farm, I have to be up so I can get to work at 5:30 tomorrow.
  14. Granted, you now live in Canada. I wish that I had a subscription to HBO.
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    Don't forget to pull her hair and such. (Relationship thread reference)
  16. I ask the honest man if his diamond is the real one then take the corresponding one and put it on mars.
  17. Old wish much? He arrests you anyway on grounds of being unfair. I wish you hadn't just recycled that wish.
  18. Bonez899

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    Nova Scotia, light fluffy snow and high winds. Plus a school board with kids being picked up at 6:30 or earlier makes a good day.
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    Like 2cm of snow, similar winds and dot not plowing got me a day off school
  20. Bonez899

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    I was going to buy online because I wilt at human contact. Borrow a pair of similar shoes from a friend or go to a small store to see how your feet are in reference to a similar shoe. Also, it did say that the sizes are generally similar with the men's possibly being wider/ a little bigger therefore you should be able to buy them regardless and get thicker socks or something.
  21. I take it out of the pipe and feed it to my cow.
  22. Granted, the bullet glances off and hit kills you. I wish that I had the commitment of the pope.
  23. Bonez899

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    Apparently they are the same but mens can be wider. Advice is to try them on before buying.
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