Bonez899

I write the wall a happy note. 54 HP

Death because before I die I use some of my new knowledge to hit you with a long hot stream of lava.

The wall didn't want those teeth anyway. 52 HP

If you say so. blaze

Death because you went back in time and *shudder* created yourself, if you catch my meaning.

and a metal rod 2 HP

The wall is confused by Alg. 10 HP

You are eaten by a giant jello-tan monster that takes the rest of your life to digest you while you are still alive.

Banned because sleep is for whimps.

Yeah, but when I was typing earlier I also had the keyboard on my lap not balanced well... I can type fast and accurate, banned because of that.

The wall forgot to buy me lunch... 12 HP

Dies by misinterperting a post in /fg/ to mean he should jump off of a bridge.

Peanut butter to most people... Something that you would love to do but never get a chance.

Banned because I type fast therefore making very easy and simple mistakes.

Today will remain forever in infamy, or something along those lines. A girl you used to like?

Banned by being trapped in a computer that is stuck in the forum games section in the now closed LOTPW thread...

Banned because I acctually like Lokie....

Well imma have to say, someone watching a massacre while eating breakfast... A person who has been up for 48 hours on nothing but pure caffinee grinds, water, lemons, and limes.

The wall is thrown into a vat of boiling lava... 14 HP

Lokie dies after seeing posts in this that are more sadistic than him.

I've said this before, but this time I will acctually get photos of my two cats for this website. [spoiler=My Oldest Kitty] This guy is really old, over 10 I'm pretty sure, but he still gets it done... [spoiler=My Young Kitty] This guy is under 2 years old, weighs 15 pounds and used to play with a 20-30 pound puppy and win...

Lokie, those are my dreams, get out of my head!!!! Death by extreme boredom, after hours of listening to Justin Bieber after puberty.

But loves to think of the wonderful possiblilities!!! NOT. 16 HP

AAAAAAAHHHH, the dreams are coming true.... Death by being burnt alive by a dragon whose fire both heals and hurts you.

Lokie, that is my greatest fear.... You die by being strangled by a book you love.