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Bonez899

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  1. Dinosaur poop, to remind me of why asteroids shouldn't be messed with. Favorite sadistic joke?
  2. No I didn't. Did you know that 300 people a year die from direct dehydration and several million more die from indirect dehydration?
  3. Given to a sadistic scientist who performs experiments that you enjoy on you until you die.
  4. Granted, but I buy it and become twice as cruel as you could ever be in /fg/. I wish for Lokie's power of sadisiam
  5. Banned for assuming the worst in a human being.
  6. Granted, that wish never happened. I wish yet again to make it so that I need less sleep.
  7. Granted, now it is an ogre. I wish that my dog would go outside itself.
  8. Banned because I find some of them quite punny.
  9. Granted, now you have amazing puns but nobody bothers to read them. I wish that I had a job that I loved.
  10. Assassinated... And here I never said how long you had to work for the $1000...
  11. Granted, but now you get 3 of those socks... You know the ones. I wish for need to not sleep ever without having ill effects or a want to sleep anyway because of it.
  12. English longbowmen, Draw, Fire!!! 44 HP
  13. The illegal skill, in Canada I would either end up with 2 months in jail, after time already serve is taken off or on parole for most of my sentence. Would you rather spend hours making $100 per hour, or days making $1000 a day?
  14. Granted, but now Act of Valor turns out to be horrible. (I am going to see that so it better not...) I wish that I had a job.
  15. Immense pain when I laugh because far as I can tell my laugh does nothing to improve me except reinforce that fact that I am human. Would you rather play a stratedgy/RTS game or a game where you grind all day.
  16. Banned, because this is not the corrupt a wish thread so stop making wishes.
  17. Granted but now you cannot buy dragonball Z DVDs. I wish that the last one to post wins thread would die, permanatly.
  18. Granted, but because I grant the wish you decide to share the money with me. :thumbsup: I wish that I could go to sleep when I want and wake up when I want, also no getting messed over by dreams because I may have around 2-4 a month.
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