Bonez899

Uncomfortable chair, I honestly prefer standing to sitting (though I sit a lot) and even when I do sit I hardly ever really relax while doing so.

Banned so that I can go to sleep.

Light go off when i broke a law because then I would know when to "walk away, know when to run". Would you rather have to live medieval times for the rest of your life or have your life reset and you get sent to a random time period.

Granted but you start doing it so much that you become confused what is reality and what is not. I wish that I only needed water and nothing else to survive, I don't need food, fancy drink, sleep, or any other normal things.

Banned for filling up my GD inbox with topic updates.

Banned because I can ban all ya's as long as I come along right after yall posts.

I like my women like I like my black vultures, always grunting and hissing. panda's

I like my women like I like my empty buckets, lots of room for fluids. Lokie's sig

Banned because I like Alg.

Granted but because of the Dr. Suess like rhyming you get some screwed over goldfish that doesn't want to do anything outside of the rules. I wish that I did not need to sleep while having this cause no ill effects to my personal health.

Banned for having to much purple in your sig. props for the ging though

Banned because some of us just don't care...

To destroy all trolls!!!! TPUM has a computer that cost more than their couch.

Unfortunatly someone in the past took the time machine to the future before you get there and you spend the rest of your life playing time tag. I take the time machine back in time and take 300 swords off of old battlefields.

TORTATPAM is that she can't tell if an orange is dancing or not.

Invunerability I use it to avoid the gravity. I run through several walls crashing a house on you.

Scotland? Scotland.

Take it A random gun on the ground?

Roman or Medieval, I don't know why but I am fascinated by archery and sword fighting. Favorite computer program?

Granted but now everything is to cheap that all the buisnesses go bankrupt and we have to go back to the old ways of living. I wish that I had more time to do things.

Granted but nobody trusts you anymore. I wish that my body could be able to keep me in perfect shape without much work.

Banned for having 3D Youtube.

Banned because I am eating soup!

Huge barrel of oil, it would make me nice and lubed! Would you rather spend all eternity with the creepy old man or the evil chicken? Also, Blaze the last one was a trick question as have the ability to heal every single wound would mean that the cells that die causing normal dying of old age would be repaired thus making it a double whammie and you wasting a perfectly good would you rather...

Banned because I think I might be coming down with something.