You're fired from the machine plant because the minute maid factory found that it was faulty mountings that caused the dispenser to be able to be knocked askew. ~Bonez "I can always make it your fault..." 899
You're right because at this time we will define alive as no movement, except of the eyes and arms, mostly from the elbows down. I am asleep when you respond to this. ~Bonez "Sleep time..." 899
Fired from the movie production company because they found it wasn't me but you who screwed up the quality. ~ Bonez "Try and pull one over on me..." 899
You are right you were alive assuming that the definition of alive is, breathing and having brain function. I haven't made fun of your sig or avatar. ~ Bonez "How could that be wrong?" 899
Star forces me to, NO NEVER!!!, hit the wall, THIS IS SPARTA!!!, with a, WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME!!!, sledgehammer. 74 HP ~Bonez "Why did you make me do it?" 899
You're fired from the retired club because you have secretly been playing a little on the side. (I knew it was hand typed, atleast the part in the middle but anything that ends up on every post I consider a perm sig.) ~ Bonez "I knew what it was the entire time..." 899