Bonez899

Well, I think that your job may be fun depending on what you do in it, so banned for that.

Granted, now they all contain sweet happy little ponies. I wish that I could have one of my wishes IRL.

Until it bursts. 71 HP

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A gentle pat of encouragement. 70 HP

Granted, but the puns get even worse! Yes I am an Excl fan. I wish that I could have one uncorruptable wish.

Banned because school was boring...

Banned because everyone needs sleep, some need encouragement to take it.

Granted, now they become huge sadistic playgrounds. I wish for a new cell phone that isn't broken, won't break, can't be damaged by water, can't go more that 40,000 feet in the air, can't be damaged by falls, and can't have any problems with how it sends texts/ calls people.

You are taped to a table, you wake up. You then realise that packing tape covers every spot on your body that has hair. A man walks in, he starts tearing off every single piece as slowly as he can. You pass out from the pain. You awake again, this time you are completely hairless and taped to a chair, the same man walks in again. It looks like a bad episode of BME pain olympics, you pass out from blood loss. You awake yet again this time you are in your bed, you realise that all of that must of been a dream and reach up to ruffle your hair like you always do in the morning, its gone. This time you go to take your morning washroom usage, something else is missing aswell. You then run out of the washroom to your full body mirror, you have no hair anywhere! You have a knock on your door, you get dressed quickly and go to answer it. It's the man from last night, he is holding a bucket of rusty nails, you pass out. Several hours later you wake up, it is abnormally warm, you look around, all you can see is fire. Then the devil comes to invite you to a game of chess, you then realise where you are, at the game of chess several hours later you see the man again, this time he is holding something in his hand and there are several strips of something on the ground, you go over to talk to him. You realise what is in his hand and are too scared to look at the strips of tape. Finally, you really wake up, this time you think that, that was a premonition of events to come, you kill yourself by cutting first your the back of your knees and bleeding a little, quickly followed by you cutting your wrists and the blood comes spurting, after that you go to the jugular, right before you cut it you hear a knock at the door and an evil laugh.... Hope you all like it.

Something for when I'm hungry A nest of pit scorpians You're right twice, I am not fully afraid of you, and your cruelty really inspires me a ton, because of you HWZPAYD thread really becomes something I look forward to reading and posting in, unfortunately, I've been having a creative block for a couple of days.

But then he realises something, he just doesn't care. 63 HP

Granted, all the time you use picking out new avatars is spent elsewhere. I wish for something big.

Banned because nothing keeps me from sleeping.

Not me Bonez899

BTMF strangles you.

Banned because I will in a minute.

Banned because coincidence doesn't exist.

Death because the same cult finds out about your sadistic tendencies and decide you will make the best sarcrifice.

Davinci Volcanic red

Banned because I do it so that I don't forget about /fg/

Well, I would be warm in the end, also good job on reading ASOIAF.

Lots of food. /fg/

Except that I don't. 63 HP